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the answer is always 'not enough'

>>87170796
Not enough.

cytmayso

probably fucking nothing.
again.

>>87170761
I don't know, perhaps she will commit treason and cause death of tens of thousands of her comrades AGAIN, because she is too chickenshit to get a little booboo.

She died in the last movie, they threw her in the trash compactor shortly before blowing up the planet (or whatever)

there's no way they can bring her character back while retaining the dignity befitting the Star Wars brand

>>87170757
DEserves it I went to watch 3D terminator 2 and it was fucking amazing bought back a lot of nostalgia in a refreshing way cant wait for avatar 2

Ha ha, wife's son, hahahaha. Epic meme, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Just ask your dad's wife to abort you already.

>>87170727
That's not the AntiChrist, it's Brian Johnson from AC/DC!

Better claim this one before reddit does

pluto nash, the adventures of

>>87170660
Criterion Collection

>>87170653
"Hot enough for ya?"

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All kids out of the pool.

the irony of having a card attacking the writing of Game of Thrones during Season 3 of Rick and Morty

>>87170545
>2011-2016
>not 2011-2015

season 5 was by far the worst season

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>is literally about to murder the most popular kid in school in full view of everyone
I can't believe people give this shit a free pass. Right from the outset, Harry Potter has always been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87170529
yes.

>>87170583
based pastaposter

>>87170471
>>87170471
Have you watched it? Worth a torrent?

Can't believe this exists.

>>87170471
Get hyped for new Final Fantasy movie.

Turns out to be Father/Son shower together drama.

>>87170468
capitalism

It's great.

>>87216859
It's not, Britshits can't make good TV

>>87216806
The type of comedy that makes you go
>hmm that was clever

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Pig shit!

PTA

Pic unrelated I hope

>>87170465
Nope I love watching Smith's films in theaters. I know walking into the room that I am in for a unique experience. I also love that I am always the only person there watching it. Last time I drank and vaped and pissed without looking away from the screen.

>>87170275
C A W D