YOU FUCKING GAYLORDS TRICKED ME INTO WATCHING JOHN WICK
currently 16 minutes into the movie and it's clown fiesta
what is this meme? it's not a funny one that's for sure
the 2nd one is MUCH better
wayy more stuff about the mystical global network of gun-kata-illuminati
>>81568946
> the 2nd one is MUCH better
so you're now tricking me to watch ANOTHER clown fiesta after this one?
also, how fucking difficult it is to make sure proper Russian is spoken? how fucking difficult it is to literally find a Russian native in USA to proofread and alter whatever sounds unnatural and downright ridiculous? IN OUR DAY AND TIME WHY WH YWHW YHW YWH YWHWY HWY DHIKLDFKGAS FGf
it's literally like going out and shouting 'who speaks russian and wants 400$ for a day's work?'
anyway, if you approach it as somewhat half-ironic comedy or a videogame made a movie or something it's good
t. 36 minutes into the movie
"I've gotta say, you're me favourite spice girl"
I thought that was fake taxi for a second there
>Oi ma love where u wannah goh
>not having Baby Spice as your favorite
plebs everywhere
>>81569480
>fake taxi
that shit's old
fake driving school is for patricians
Was the finale really all that bad?
it was basically a clipshow
it wasn't great. let's leave it at that
i've never seen seinfeld but i just know it sucks
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>Well, I know what you are thinking. How did this happen?
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>>81568722
>Well, it's kind of a long story...
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Hello joker
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Ugh... Where do I begin?"
>"So, you're probably wondering who the loser tied up in chains and dangling over a fiery pit of eternal torment is."
>"I'll give you a hint: he ain't Michael Jackson."
>Archive footage of Thriller
>"Though I can do a pretty good moonwalk, when I'm not about to die."
>Back to Thor
>"Yep, that's right: I'm the loser. But that wasn't always the case."
>"Just a week ago, I had it all. A mystical hammer made of Uru metal, a spot on the greatest superteam on Midgard... Heck, I even had Natalie Portman!"
>Still of Natalie Portman in Leon, The Professional
>"Woah, woah, woah! Not that Natalie Portman!"
>Shots of Natalie Portman in the previous Thor movies
>"Yeah, that one..."
>"Here's a recipe for a bad Thor day..."
>Shots of Hela
>"Take one SERIOUSLY screwed up demon goddess..."
>Shots of Grandmaster and Valkyrie
>"Mix in a slave-trading grandmaster and his hot psycho bodyguard..."
>Shots of Loki
>"And top it all off with a dash of my dweeby little brother."
>"It all started out so simple. But I guess the universe has a way of Ragnaroking your socks off."
>VHS rewind backwards through the movie
>One Week by Barenaked Ladies starts playing
https://youtu.be/dWT0z-SwEVE
And the best picture goes too...
Dayum whiteys be mad Smh
wonder if it will play in Detroit... oh... wait...
Oh fuck yes, Kathryn Bigelow's new fil-
>it's about black people
God damn it.
Is he the greatest writer of our time?
The greatest screenwriter, but greatest living author is probably Cormac McCarthy.
>>81568873
Who is Vargas Llosa...
>leh 2 deep 4 u meme
>leh i'm awkward asfk and it shows in my writing
>i project my insecurities and world views in my charecters and plots because id on't know how to be creative
lazy writing 101
>>81568873
>shouts out cormac
>thinks charjew is a top-tier screenwriter
sort yourself out idiot
ITT Fuck you I liked it
>>81568438
jack black made this movie to pay off his pedo loans
>>81568438
nothing to be ashamed of
legitimately solid movie
>Every movie that comes out is either a fucking billion dollar blockbuster or a shitty indie movie
Fucking why? Why do I have to choose between the two. What happened to the comfy 20-30 million movies?
>>81568076
No one wants to risk their investment, everyone wants a guaranteed pay off.
>>81568206
So it's all just business? what about entertainment?
>>81568076
"Franchise" is the only business model Hollywood cares about anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c
He had me up until he started talking about how America used to be great. When was America ever great? After the revolutionary war when we were committing genocide against the natives and utilizing African Americans as slaves? After WW2 when we, along with the Soviets pushed the human race to the brink of armageddon?
No nation is ever "great". This is the biggest lie we've ever told ourselves as a society. Nations are nothing more than a collection of people and there are no great or small people- just people. People can do great things yes, but they can also do evil things. As nations we tend to do too much of the latter.
And why are Americans so obsessed with being the "greatest"? Why are other nations? It's not a fucking competition. This is life, this is humanity. We should be trying to be the best that we can and if we are, then it doesn't if we're the "greatest" or not. Let's drop the jingoist bullshit and start acting not like Americans or Chinese or Russians but like human beings.
America was only great for 21 years.
>>81568087
Many Americans know this too, esp in the last 15 years as we've watched so many things go wrong that it is becoming hard to ignore. Endless wars of choice, ballooning deficits, the failure of our health care system (high prices, inhuman and terrible coverage), the illusion of democracy shredded (the plutocratic nature of our government is much more transparent now), blatant election fraud, etc.
Everytime Obama (who I voted for) gives a speech about this being the greatest country in the world I want to puke. He doesn't respect us enough to be honest with us. If a president said 'we have serious problems we need to work on' that would be great. But we never get that. We get baseless platitudes which assume we are too stupid to understand what is going on in the world while the real problems in this country go unsolved year after year.
This shit is about to drop any day now.
It's confirmed to be a "full trailer" rather than a teaser.
and nothing of value was lost
>>81567977
But why is the font red?
I ahh, don't care
Was this the only good sitcom made in that past 20 years?
>>81567793
No, but it was pretty good til around the point Nicky gets fat.
moon over parma bring my love to me tonight
Kristen Miller was qt before the plastic surgery
THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM
NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG
classic
Is the Simpsons your favorite cartoon, /tv/?
Oops
Saw this tonight at my local theater, what did you guys think of it? Seemed a bit overrated to me
>>81567760
torrent when?
>>81567760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHU56GWuNWk
>>81567760
It kinda piques my interest but I'm not gonna watch it, seems like a love story that will trigger my /r9k/ autism
What's her best role?
>>81567697
Extras.
The Reader
>>81567796
Agreed.
From "Just do it!" to "JUST"
Who is this salty has-been?
>>81567513
A guy who lost battle to Pepe
>protest streams shut down
>flags get stolen
>flick sells single ticket
>almost gets hit in the head with a bottle of grey goose over french fries by a fucking racist while alone at a bowling alley
>hiding out in finnish cuck shed
what the FUCK did he do to deserve this?