Why doesn't Dr. Nowzaradan just lock them in a room until they lose enough weight? Hook them up to an IV so they don't die.
>>81576337
Because that's illegal?
Because they will get fat again when they get out?
>>81576368
>Because that's illegal?
aww man
>>81576368
So why don't they just agree to it?
Will they bring back the best character of the show in season 5 ?
>YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU'RE BREAKING OUT OF? YOU AND YOUR FRIEND'S ARE DEAD!
>>81576203
shameless self bump
>Alexander "Nigger Killer" Mahone
What did Raimi mean by this?
Any chance of there being season 4 at some point?
>>81576052
Only if someone finds it. I remember the show runner saying they could even just make the 4th season a movie instead
>>81576052
We can pray anon.
The smartest show ever. I think it lost people with the gillian anderson angle. And once people found out he was married to crazy/adultreses claire danes kinda kbocked the shibe off him.
Why aren't Flash actors swole anymore?
>>81575908
Fags control tv now
>>81575908
wtf why isn't it Sam Jones
>>81575908
Cardio kills gains
>Pic Semi Related.
I watch films with my partner ON bed not in it.
alone
>>81575794
Alone. In the the dark. On my bed.
I fucking hate Laura Palmer and I'm glad she was murdered.
Laura was the best person in the whole town
WATCH IT, BOB
>>81575776
>whole [damn] town
I need some food kino, do you have some?
Answer me
>>81575426
(You)
do you like potato
You receive enough money to create a very expensive, Hollywood-tier film, but there is one crucial condition: its plot has to be 4chan-related.
>RULES:
1, You can make up more than one movies
2, Write a short summary
3, Details: What actors would you choose? Would you use any kind of symbolism / themes?
4, Tell us how people would react to the film (would it bomb / flop?; how about the critics? etc)
>>81575358
If you're lazy, you still can invent titles - others may write the summaries.
A few examples:
>The Shill
>All Those Shitposters
>Bane!
>The Man Who Posts Frogs
>All About Brendan
Etc.
Cyberpunk film set inside the internet reimagined as a ridiculous Jonny Mneunomix-style 80s retrofuturistic cyberworld people fly around in with short excerpts taking place in the real world. Like Neuromancer.
It would bomb but I would love it.
>>81575512
"They Call Me Anon"
American sci-fi (2018)
It's the year 2234. John Wojak (Michael Fassbender), aka "Anon" fights an evil corporation, lead by the android C.H.A.D. (Tom Hardy)... INSIDE THE INTERNET!
Can a regular Joe stop the unstoppable?
Can one man defeat an entire system?
Last shots in the trailer: Fassbender can't open a cyber-wall.
Trapped in a thread, he can hear Hardy's shouting as his character C.H.A.D. gets closer and closer: "Oy, Anon! Stop running, stoooop running, h-hmm!"
Wojak tries the door again, which suddenly opens, only to reveal us a shocking cameo: Brendan Fraser (no one knows who's he playing), completely unjusted!
"Come with me, if you want to live!" he says, then he smiles and BAMM - trailer ends.
>check into movie theatre
>forgot to make a reservation
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>Didn't make a cinema reservation
>Popcorn salesman asks me what kind of table I'll be needing since there's not many left
>"J-Just a table for one please"
>Everyone turns and looks at me funny
The waiter even brought me two popcorns to my table in the isle just because they don't do orders for one. Such bullshit.
i literally have reservations to see Fate of the Furious tonightgot two to get around the no singles policy
>didn't pass the theatre drug test
>don't even get a refund
>still have to tip the theatre doctor
I hate living in Guam
Why didn't one of them just look at a calendar?
>>81574575
bump
Why aren't there more shows about cute transgender girls?
whats with the torrent of jazz tthreads
>>81574531
who is this little faggot
Eeeeewwwwwww
>Silvio: When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
>Chris: I told you, I had the flu.
>Silvio: I said my piece Chrissy!
Who was in the wrong here?
>>81574508
Sounds pretty disgusting to me. Based Sil is right again.
>>81574508
Chrissy
>never trust a junkie
JUST ONE FIX ONE FIX ONE FIX
>>81574508
Tony vouched that Christopher was actually sick for awhile.
So the answer is Christopher.
/tv/ what's your opinion on The Last Leg?
BREXIIIIIIT
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BAAAAAAAD
>>81574406
It has its moments but the skits are all painfully unfunny.
It could probably be edited down to a pretty tight half hour but instead it's too long, flabby and very uneven viewing.
>>81574406
I always wonder what's wrong with the guy on the left? I know right guy has those mini hand stumps, and cool middle chap has a leg thing or something. But apart from being unfunny and charmless, what's left guys affliction?
What are some more examples of this in cinema or TV?
Hermione.
frodo
every Jennifer Lawrence character
Name movies and TV shows with diversity, strong female characters, and all that bullshit where it doesn't feel forced and shoehorned, but is actually done well and feels "natural"?
I'd say it has worked pretty well in most Star Wars movies (except for TFA, where Finn was a shit forced casting and Rey was a total Mary Sue).
The Office (US) had a diverse cast that seemed to be a reasonable reflection of an American workplace. They also made a lot of fun of forced diversity shit.
80s and 90s cartoons
Ant-Man.