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>woman beats up a group of guys
>Everyone looks at her
>"What? I grew up with three brothers."
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>Protagonist in room
>Fan on low
>Fan gets louder...
>Gets even louder
>Cut to helicopter
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>>81593791
>woman fucks a group of guys
>Everyone looks at her
>What? I grew up with three brothers."
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>serial rapist is caught by police
>what? I grew up with 4 sisters
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>tfw starving to death in LA and will be homeless trying to be an actor while youtubers are making millions
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>>81593746
>>tfw starving to death in LA and will be homeless trying to be an actor
you're too dumb to live
rip anon
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your best bet is to find the nearest synagogue and convert to judiasm
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>>81593746
sell boipussi to a rich twisted Hollywood jew
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would you lie to her /v/?
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No, TFA is good.
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I wouldn't be lying to her if I said TFA is good.
I would be lying to her if I called her pretty though.
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>>81593726
>tfw you realize bunny eats daisy
Throw me a comfy horror film to watch alone tonight as I eat pizza.
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in the mouth of madness
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>>81593674
August Underground.
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Classic Paul Dano
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How do I achieve class?
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>>81593625
Classic
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>>81593654
buy a fedora
>HE'S A FRIEND FROM WORK!
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>>81593564
delet this
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>>81593798
delet this
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>SAVE
>MARTHA
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Post your Cosmic Horror concepts 2017-04-14 12:24:25 Post No.81593423
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Post your Cosmic Horror concepts
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I think one of the biggest issues is too movies trying to directly ape Lovecraft and focus mostly on tentacle monsters, which to me is missing the point.
They should really just start with 19th/early 20th century-themed adventures and work their way up to the more dreadful revelations.
I'd much rather see archaeologists exploring lost ruins from times immemorial, monuments and tombs and inscriptions so old that they could only come from civilizations that long predate any known human societies.
There's just so much opportunity to give audiences the feeling of being unbearably small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things, how there could've been entire epochs of prehistoric societies and cults worshiping unknown deities from beyond our dimension. Maybe start with civilizations that came hundreds of thousands of years before the ancient Sumerians. And then trace back another several million years before that.
Then you can slowly have the cosmic horror aspect seep in as each discovery becomes ever more unsettling and humanity's role and ultimate insignificance is gradually revealed.
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You'd need a really, really good crew to put it together. Lovecraft's horror is evoking a reaction in the reader because of how the narrator refuses to directly acknowledge what is happening. That's really hard to do visually for more than one or two scenes.
desu, the guys who did Sicario could probably pull it off. Almost half that whole movie was people setting up for something to happen then it all goes down in like 10 seconds.
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>>81593423
the most important thing all directors forget is that you don't show the monster also if you havent seen "the colour out of space" b&w movie its a good adaption NOT perfect but good
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>>81593609
>the most important thing all directors forget is that you don't show the monster
I think you can but you have to be really careful with it, look at The Thing and maybe even Alien.
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Lads.
I was making a webm of one of the fight scenes from my favourite movie, The Armour of God, when it dawned on me that the last 20 minutes is just absolutely fucking unadulterated kino. It's basically just visual comedy, senpai Jackie Chan being a badass, and 2 of the greatest fight scenes ever recorded on film. There's probably 30 seconds of dialogue, the rest is a blast.
It would be fucking criminal if I didn't share this in its entirety in webm form. I felt obligated to senpai Jackie Chan desu, I won't lie.
So.. uncut, here's the last 20 minutes of Armour of God. Hopefully some of you faggots get as much enjoyment out of watching them as I did making them.
*Plot*
Jackie and his best friend have infiltrated a crazy religious group to rescue their childhood sweetheart, and maybe steal the priceless Armour of God..
beginning 20 webm dump...
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>>81593338
Why not just watch the movie?
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How did we go from this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXiyeOLguw8
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...to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lRAO-OuSfw
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>>81593356
that was actually pretty funny, I might watch the show now
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>the perfect sitcom doesn't exi-
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>>81593236
It's a refreshing concept for a modern sitcom but that doesn't make it great or even that funny. I do love me some Tim Allen though argh argh argh argh
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stential.
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>>81593274
Euuuuuugghhh???
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supernatural live thread 2017-04-14 12:11:55 Post No.81593120
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no supernatural thread?
get in here idjits. new episode is one now.
S12E18 The Memory Remains.
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>>81593120
What the fuck happened to Supernatural threads on /tv/? Why has it been such a ghost town lately?
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>>81593339
I think the multiple hiatuses/breaks has something to do with it.
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>>81593339
for me it was moving it to 8. i keep forgetting. i'm so used to it always starting at 9.
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I'm in the middle of season two of Twin Peaks right now and I really want to hear your thoughts. What's your opinion on Twin Peaks, what did you like/why?
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Liked:
>Cryptic symbolism
>Manichaean spirituality
>Demonic possession
>Prostitution
>Peoples' pain being used as demon food
>Drug smuggling Canadians
>Everything about Major Briggs and his weird job with the aliens and secret messages
>Death by doorknob
>Heaven and Hell symbolism in the movie sequel/prequel
Didn't like:
>Nadine
>Dick
>Little Nicky
>The Civil War arc
>Most of the second season
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>>81593046
How far is "in the middle?" Did they solve Laura's murder yet?
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>>81593164
Yeah, definitely. Chess with Windom Earle.
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>TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY. BOOM! BIG REVEAL. I'M A PICKLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLEEE! I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
RICK AND MORTY
NEW SEASON COMING THIS SUMMER!
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>>81592856
Fuck off reddit. I'm sick of seeing this shitty show threads on my /tv/.
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Is this picklekino?
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>Japanese girl is turned into a white girl IN the movie
>the movie is literally denouncing whitewashing
>b-but, she is not asian!!!1!!!
My fucking sides, the movie is about what they are crying for.
It was a fucking shitty movie but god, just for that, I'm happy.
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im gay
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>>81592743
>the movie is literally denouncing whitewashing
>as it whitewashes
kek
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Sounds like a hasty rewrite, since the controversy has been there since preproduction. Eh.
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*blocks your path*
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Is this from Inland Empire?
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Of course.
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>tfw the Twin Peaks revival is going to be even more Lynchian than Inland Empire
i can't wait