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Trying to prove a point, thanks ahead of time
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I got webm
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>>81596234
It's forced perspective. The aren't facing each other they are next to each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p76AW6x3P0I
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>>81596287
thank you, you just made 5 people crack up, cheers!
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FARGO - season 3 premier 2017-04-14 02:12:13 Post No.81596230
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PRE-GAME THREAD
45 minutes boys
HERE WE GO
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wrong week blud
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>>81596230
Link to stream?
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it's next wednesday you fucking RETARD
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>Luke, did I ever tell you these were your father's droids? We went on wild adventures together for over 3 years in the Clone Wars, and the little one even saved me from a swarm of buzz droids, yet I somehow don't recognize them anymore. They were good friends.
>Luke, did I ever tell you that while your father was training on Coruscant, C-3PO served your family (Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, Grandma Shmi, Grandpa Cliegg) for nearly 10 years? Somehow, your uncle didn't recognize Threepio when he returned to family's service.
>Hey Luke, did I ever tell you that all Jedi used to dress like homeless moisture farmers the same as I do, despite that still dressing like a Jedi is no good way to hide from Empire? It was a good robe though.
>Come here, Luke, today we will be training with this practice droid while you wear this helmet to blindfold yourself. You would think this was an impromptu training procedure, but no, we did this to younglings all the time and even built them special mini helmets. Right now you are literally worse than a child, Luke, like the ones your father killed with that lightsaber you are holding. He was a good friend.
>You must go to Dagobah, Luke, and seek out Yoda, the Jedi Master who trained me — well, actually, he's A Jedi Master who trained me. Before I moved up to Liam Neeson's service, I was one of the 20 younglings who went to Yoda's class every tuesday and thursday back in youngling school inbetween Jedi chemistry class and lunchtime. Nothing remarkable or mystic to our relationship at all. He was just my teacher who handed out droids and youngling-sized helmets to the class. Also, all his deep seemingly spur of the moment lessons and teachings from a true master are all fairly common Jedi sayings that he just butchers with his ghetto way of talking. A good friend, he was.
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It never gets old
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>>81596117
>that last one
Every time
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>>81596117
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the value of the high ground? No, no, not the moral high ground--that's the path to the Dark Side--but the actual physical high ground in a combat situation. You literally cannot defeat a man who stands on a more elevated patch of ground than his own. I once had a sparring match with your father that ended with me on the advantage. He attempted to reach a higher position than I, but I took initiative and removed both of his legs and an arm and watched him tumble into close proximity to molten magma. I expressed my disappointment and told him I loved him. His crisping flesh smelled like a finely roasted duck. He was a good fr-
>WHAT'S A DUCK BEN?
How.
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>>81596075
Join other trackers first.
Or know a guy.
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>no, they expect one of us in the oats, brother
Why has there never been a crossover?
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Because Star Trek is set in the future while Star Wars was a long time ago
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>>81596022
Neither setting has extragalactic travel dumbass
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Because it'd be fucking lame.
>first 20 minutes wasted on Luke getting lost in the snow for no reason
>even more filler in the asteroids
>more filler as Yoda pretends he's not Yoda for no fucking reason
>Le Epic Greatest Movie Ever ^_^ xD *holds up spork*
ANH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ESB
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>Leia fucking kisses her brother
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>>81596007
I unironically don't think any of the Star Wars films are great. I enjoy them all, I love the world building and the story, they've had a HUGE impact on pop culture, but they're not great films.
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>>81596007
The most widely accepted myth is that there are any objectively good Star Wars movies.
They are only good for world building (except for the ST).
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What does /tv/ think about this movie?
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>>81595986
Tried too hard.
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>>81595986
What if Danger 5 season 2 wasn't funny?
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>>81595986
is the only movie I called "kino"
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>DINGUS
This scene would've been a lot more effective if it was just SLJ telling Bruce Dern the story. The "flashbacks" were unnecessary.
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>>81595971
This film would have been a lot more effective if it was just the actually interesting parts. The hour of filler was unnecessary.
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Tarantino has a nigger dick fetish.
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>>81595971
>The "flashbacks" were unnecessary.
No they weren't. They were there to show you what the old man was picturing in his head, which was the reason he pulled the gun. It was there to shock/creep out the audience just as it did the old man. If you remove it you're not shown what effect it had on his mind. It's a great example of how to use the visual medium, rather than having a dude just tell you the story.
People don't really remember or talk about scenes where one character goads the other character into shooting. Those scenes are overdone. Tarantino managed to take such a scene and actually make everybody sperg out over it(even if half of the spergs actually thought it was a flashback, compounding it) and managed to make sure people would remember it.
The whole catch-up monologue read by Tarantino, THAT was fucking unnecessary.
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Video Game Films: Future Cash Franchise 2017-04-14 01:53:24 Post No.81595786
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Video Game Films: Future Cash Franchise
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What would you like to see?
I'd like to see a Nicholas Winding Refn directed Grand Theft Auto set in 1976 New York City about three associates, the trio are called "the losers" who get locked up for nine year and 1985 Miami three guys sent down there for the Gambetti family, killing people left and right and setting up a drug operation for a coke-head Capo in the Gambettis, while carving out there own little operation. "The losers" are played by Oscar Isaac, a gay hitman, Jonah Hill as "Josiah The Jew", Isaac's partner/hitman and led by Tom Hardy as the "Irish-American" the car-jacker. Main antagonist is Stanley Tucci as the coke-head Capo for the Gambettis and Adrian Broly as the dog on the leash for the Miami cartel.
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>>81595786
kinda autistic post
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>>81595786
That poster completely misses the tone of GTA V story. It makes it look like some shitty thriller when it's actually more of a black comedy slice-of-life with different arcs.
In fact any attempt to adapt GTA into a movie or TV show would be a disaster, since half of what makes GTA good is the sandbox gameplay and mechanics. A movie would be at best a The Wire ripoff with some black humor.
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>>81595970
Retard it's the Heat poster, which GTA V rips off
>"You want to know me."
What did she mean by this?
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>>81595747
I was watching Moana is this the same ocean God at the end of Moana that turns into a moutain? Because they look the same
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>>81596082
YEs
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>>81595747
Why was Rihanna in this movie, anyway?
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>James Caan agreed to cameo in The Godfather Part II, but only if he was paid the same salary as he was paid for his role in The Godfather Part I
What a cheapskate.
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He gets violently shot to pieces in the first one.
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>>81595843
Graze wounds
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>>81596344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJU2cz9ytPQ
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>listen to the tapes, clay.
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>>81595441
In all seriousness Tony is the bestest friend I have ever seen in a movie or a TV show. Never have I seen such unwavering support. I thought for sure Tony was going to kick Clay's ass at the end of that one episode.
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>Lis in tootha tapes, Clay
What did he mean by this?
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I hate that character so fucking much. He doesn't fit into the show at all, he looks like he's 40 and from the 50's.
Is this a pleb filter?
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>>81595429
How can it be a filter of any kind if everyone loves it?
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christkino
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Is this an animated pleb filter thread?
If so, starting with a classic
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This actress is 10/10 in Burgerland
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*This is a 10/10 actress in Burgerland
There ledditor, fixed it for you. Now go back and lower the quality of your own site.
sageru
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looks like a frog to me
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>this is a 10/10 in Brazil
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Who is your favorite?
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Joey Fatone
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Q
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i like murr i think he is bulleid too much