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>>81606276

Sahara
Cherry 2000
Armor of God

"Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"

"Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

>>81606276

The Jewel of the Nile

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

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>britistanis

Reddit

>>81605476
I tried to watch it after the endless circle jerk on reddit, there are a lot of creative plots and genuinely funny parts but some of the jokes drag on way too long, and feel forced and too "rAnDum LUL"

Perfect show for edgy reddit atheists

Are you guys normies or something?

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>>81605474
I would have to agree wholeheartedly great show.

My friend says this is better than GoT and that the main character is one of the best in the last 10 years. Is he right?

It certainly is
Everyone should be watching it

I don't think anyone even remembers this film. Atleast none of my friends do when I ask about it.

>reviews claim best fight sequence ever on film
>reviews claim best Spider-man ever on film
>nope and nope
>movie's still okay though, i guess

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>>81605673
Do you think any of these so-called critics even remembered what the fuck they watched five days later? I doubt it considering how fast this was forgotten and dropped.

It means that you and I are trapped here for eternity, discussing marginally funny pop culture because life has been stripped of all meaning

Both of us should have died in battle long ago. Instead, we get to do this.

>He's a big guy for him
whats so hard to understand?

>If I pull that off, would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
>You're a big guy!
For you.

He's a big guy
For him

that bernie is also a racecar driver

This was the last time they met as friends and equals

Really? Jesus christ.

Be very...careful

I have a hmmm for you

hmm, nootka.

>>81605102
SHUT UP

But seriously, everyone. The black dude for getting offended, Kramer for apologizing after the fact, the audience for getting uncomfortable, everyone was in the wrong.

>>81605102
the niggers

>Never had no shows never had no movies, Seinfeld and das it.
>oh you got me there buddy !

Cancel it.

>>81604977
They now work at some skimpy hooters like restaurant.

>>81605026
And re-title/launch it: 2 Broken Girls

>>81604823

Big bird?

>>81604823
But people actually like her and she has friends.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSVEKSdnvLk

Because Terry killed his own wife.

That's wrong.

Marlowe doesn't let wrong things pass; he makes them right.

And Terry had lied to him, made him look like a fool. And Marlowe didn't want a Terry who did what Terry done to be alive.

Plus it's funny.

>>81604469
it's part irony, his 'friend' went to so much trouble to manipulate everyone into thinking he was dead when in the end Marlowe kills him and gets away with it easy.

>>81604602
>>81604627
Basically this

Did anyone else feel that there were maby similarities to the third man? Even the ending shots are very similiar.

>>81604404

Now watch No Blade of Grass.

>>81604404
Why the fuck are you worried about N Korea? Are you edgy for the sake of being edgy? He's a shitty person and that's a country full of people that have been brainwashed. They live in shit conditions and are arrested for speaking out.

>>81604463

>He's a shitty person and that's a country full of people that have been brainwashed. They live in shit conditions and are arrested for speaking out.

Sounds familiar.

>>81604328
No actor we know of.

Johnny Depp

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>>81604472

>>81604107
The trailer doesn't do a great job as selling it as a musical, which is what I read it's supposed to be.
Also, Drive isn't the first movie to have a strong silent type character as a professional driver so seeing as your knowledge of that is limited to Drive, you're reddit.

>>81604145
>musical
Jukebox Musical if anything. Apparently it's all timed to the music that Baby's listening to at the time a la Shaun Of The Dead's Don't Stop Me Now scene.

I had literally never heard Radar Love before this point and now I listen to it any time I can get my hand on the wheel.

>not trusting based Ed Wright

Scott Pilgrim was hit-or-miss but generally he makes solid gold.