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Has anyone seen this movie? Someone told my it is genuinely unsettling and plays with your mind. Anyone else have any thoughts?

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It's a Joe talking to an actually good comedian while thinking he's on their level episode

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>I'm god's lonely manlet

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Write the snl skit for tomorrow

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name the worst character of their respective TV show

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What's the potato salad of television and film?

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How come only women are allowed to be awkward virgins? Why is being an awkward virgin considered funny?

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Was he good politician?

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Wizard's a big guy.

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/tv/, i just realized something that will be self-explained in a few points:

1. There were thousands of horror films made in the past few decades, of all kinds.
2. Cockroaches are the most widespread, stealthy, and fast moving motherfuckers.
3. They are nasty as fuck, and mostly move around when night falls, and like to go into homes through open windows and openings into the warm.
4. Resilient as fucked.
5. Everyone is afraid of them even though there is realistically no reason for it.

So how come there is no horror movie about cockroaches around the world going haywire, attacking humans, entering their mouths or ears while they sleep and similar, nesting inside them and eating them and generally attacking them?

Wouldn't they be even more fearsome than zombies?

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Is Recore any good?
I wanna pick up a game from the Xbox Marketplace, but I dunno.
Platforming looks fun, but I read it's repetitive.
If not Recore, any other Xbox people know something worth picking up off the sale?
I play almost everything.

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Why is that most /tv/ users have seen virtually every episode of this show, torrented the season 3 premiere within days of its airing, and are intimately familiar with all its catchphrases and callbacks, but still pretend on the internet they don't like it?

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What did Hank mean when he said "my name is Isaac Schrader" on the last season of Breaking Bad?

Was Isaac Hank's childhood nickname etc. or what did "Hank" really mean with this disclosure?

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Many millenia ago, a family visited uncharted planet.

There, a Force sensitive tree has grown up. A boy and a girl visited it. They were the first humanoids that felt the Force .
Kids start to develop strange powers while standing near a mysterious tree.
The boy then apparently kills the girl and falls to the Dark Side, but she actually survives thanks to the powers of the tree and becomes the founder of the Jedi order.


The founder of the Jedi order eventually died, but promissed what has become a Jedi legend, that she will return as a "Chosen" in time that nobody knows, and should be trained by the Jedi to bring the balance back.

She was granted the spirit survival after death,

while the brother has seeked the way of immortality in flesh, as his spirit can't survive death.

The boy , his survival, is main reason of lost of balance in the Force.
Only demise of brother can bring back the balance in the Force.

The Jedi order has spent millenia in seeking to train the "Chosen One" as only the trained Chosen will bring the balance to the Force. They trained millions.

Rey is probably the incarnation of the Founder of Jedi.

Anakin was false "chosen one" designed by Snoke, in order to eradicate the Jedi.The reason was to kill all the Jedi, and to prevent the training of any eventual reincarnation of the "Chosen one".

>Where were you were midichlorians 2.0 Happened?

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>Rick: Not so fast, Morty. You heard your mom, we've got adventures to go on, Morty, just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.
>I've repla(belches)aaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family, and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty!

Wait, is he going to fuck Beth from now on?