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Did Melancholia make you sad?
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>>81646434
It made me angry. Like all the von Trier films I've seen. Really accurate depiction of the female mindset tho.
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It made me feel happy when all the horses settled down just before the impact, like they knew instinctively knew that the inevitable end of life on earth promised nothing but peace and quiet until the heat death of the universe.
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was he, dare i say it
Was trainspotting 2 kino? I can't decide if it was trash or has some profound lessons in there
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YOU HAD CONTROL OF THE SHIP THE ENTIRE TIME! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYBODY?
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That choose life scene was cringeworthy fucking fan service
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>>81648398
this
Other than that it was a good film. The intended audience was Scottish/British people though
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the funny jew
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Voxis Productions
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>>81646347
both are fucking shit.
>NEET fa/tv/irgin
Watches 180p camrips on his 15 inch laptop screen alone in bed
>Me
Watches the latest release in HD IMAX at the local kinotorium with the GF in premium seating
Literally what is your excuse for not supporting the film industry? You're not too POOR to afford $20 are you?
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Fucking hell.
I don't wanna be a prick, but do you have to keep making these asinine threads? Find something better to do with your time mate
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not bad, but this is the only real way to watch kinos
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>>81646303
KEK, I heard they just released a camrip of ghost in the shell, run along now
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>character says 'I don't think we are in Kansas anymore'
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>>81646261
>it's a Kansas episode
>character says 'guess we are in Kansas now'
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Name one (1) film which says that.
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>>81646841
Avatar
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Do you think film criticism needs more philosophers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PJePhJY76U
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>>81646033
The absolute worst fanbase
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is angel's egg better than memories?
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>>81646033
>300 people agree with this
>it took Columbus about 100 people to discover the New World
>it took Pavlov less men to hold the Wehrmacht advance
>Commodore Matthew Perry caused the fall of the Tokugawa Shogunate with less men
>Pizzaro conquered the Inca Empire with less men
ITT modern classics of the 2010s
Picture related: some of the best films for 2013
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Tree of life
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>>81645945
Under the Skin came out 2014.
You should've listed Man of Steel or 12 Years a Slave.
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+ Orgasmic Visuals
+ Euphoric Soundtrack
+ Comprehensible Story
+ Clever Metaphors
+ Nice Scene Of Necrophilia
- The Third Act Is A Little Too Fast-Paced
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Do new star wars films retroactively ruin the ending of 6? 2017-04-15 09:12:20 Post No.81645777
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Do new star wars films retroactively ruin the ending of 6?
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Episode 6 ending
>bad guys have been defeated and balance in force
>Anakin redemption
>Leia and Han lovely couple
>peace in universe
then...
(((Disney) episode 7
>oy goy, you thought you could have a happy ending, didn't ya?
>hahah no goy, you know that couple Han and Leia? Well we gunna divorce them and turn their kid into emo sith and break them up cruelly
>u remeber luke? Nah he just some lost hermit now
>look black guy with white girl goy,,yes go fuck a black guy!
>never ending war ahaha just life real life, fuck you hopes goy
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I can't watch episode 6 anymore. Too painful knowing that this will be the happiest they'll ever be.
feels bad
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>Destroy the empire and the sith
>Episode 7 shows the empire is alive and well and stronger than ever, with an even more powerful planet destroying weapon, new sith in the form of snoke and kylo
Yep, the galaxy is basically no better off than it was before the end of 6 only 30 years after
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>>81645777
D R O P P E D
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>"Hagrid, what are these fucking things?"
Can you believe this was the highest grossing movie of its year?
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>Oi! That cake's not yours, yer greedy fat cunt!
You shouldn't be surprise, given the source material
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this kind of "humor" isn't funny, just sad, derivative and ultimately a sign of desperation and loneliness.
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What went wrong with their careers? Ariana excluded.
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Why should I care? I don't know which highschool teene sitcom they're from. I meah there are like thousands of those shows.
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hmmm....
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>>81645498
Liz is doing fine
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what does /tv/ think about the Raimi Spiderman trilogy?
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>>81645457
we like it, it's classic
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>>81645457
1 good
2 great
3 eh
But they're all good
Like saying RotK is the worst LotR doesn't make it bad, far from it
Just out of the 3 it's not the best
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I AM SO HAHUGHH
I CAN HEAR HEAVUHHH
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>this is baywatch you PUSSY
People will praise this movie while hating Pain and Gain. I don't get it.
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>>81645442
>glorifying muscular heroes is better than glorifying muscular inept criminals
WOWEE WOW WHODATHUNK
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>>81645519
So you're saying you use these movies to raise your children? If you want your clan to have a good moral compass you shouldn't rely on any of these movies, dipshit.
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>>81645519
>glorifying any movie characters
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>didn't either of you go to sunday school?
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>what exactly is the
'headpiece of the staff of ra'?
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>archaeology in the 30s
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Why wasn't Flanders at church?
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He's black
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Do you really think this cancer is any better than a Sneeds thread?
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>>81645388
because he's the devil
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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore
>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
How do we save culture?
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>>81645217
And yet all /tv/ talks about is capeshit and spergs out over muh company wars.
Really makes you think
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Culture doesnt need saving, youre just looking at popular culture and nothing else.
drop below the pleb-tier and theres plenty of culture happening
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>>81645217
I love that fucking thick young milf cunt that's always reacting to this garbage
I wanna have her cradle me while I knead her booby milk