/tv/, do you have fire?
Gotta light?
Gotta light?
Gotta light?
Why do people seem to hate this flick?
>hate
It's just not very funny
mmmhhMMMMhhh!
>>87188879
It's time to make my moooove!
>>87188928
His smug disposition along with that line made me expect that he had a masterplan at work. I got disappointed when it turned out that he genuinely made a fool out of himself in the beginning and that he after only acted in despair after desu. I thought he had an angle.
>>87188928
CHAMBERLAIN!! DON'T TOUCH THAT SCEPTER!
Why are DChads fitter, whiter, and more wealthy than MCucks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIvXiDAjsX8
Actually if you base your personality around liking some comic book shit more than the other you're a pathetic loser hth.
>>87188855
My name is Ben Affleck. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Ben Affleck. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>87188855
Its because liking Superman and Batman require alot of positive personality traits that lead to success. They are K-selection strategy people. Low volume and high quality. They may be forced awkwardly onto a team by (((executives))) but thier true quality is most obvious when they are forced to stand alone and be self reliant. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, could all exist in a universe apart from the others and accomplish thier goals.
Liking Marvel heroes is impossible for anyone but social degenerates who are looking for the world to accept their unique snowflake gimmick power set and need the support of a team of like minded loosers. They are typical r-selection strategy individuals, low quality and high volume. In isolation they are virtually powerless and easily picked off or contained. Iron man, Thor, Cap, Hulk are at best gimmick aye yo characters that appeal to brainlets, characters who are either overpowered to the point of being useless or they are actual jokes like Guardians.
To idealize Superman or Batman and work to be like them requires a strength of individual character. They have unique ideological and philosophical consequences and meanings. DC heroes are colossal legends. Marvel Heroes are clowns.
So, what's next for her career /tv/?
>>87188809
remember when she dated an Asian guy for 3 years and lived together in NYC
>>87188844
Yup, and then it all ended when he turned out to be a cokehead and this picture turned up
hapa shitposting is most supreme shitposting
>Warner Bros. would love to see Leonardo DiCaprio as the Joker in the studio’s planned origin tale, according to sources. But it’s way too early to predict whether the versatile star might be interested, and no offer has been made.
>The studio’s Joker standalone film, to be directed by Todd Phillips, is expected to have Martin Scorsese on board as an executive producer.
>One person who isn’t thrilled about this Joker origin movie is Jared Leto, who played the character in Suicide Squad and is getting his own Joker spin-off movie with Margot Robbie. THR says Leto was caught off guard by the news of another actor playing The Joker, and has made his displeasure known with his agents.
Leto and /tv/ BTFO
>versatile
What did they mean by this?
Is Leto JUST?
After watching Wolf of Wall Street I realized that old Leo is gonna be Jack Nicholson reincarnate and this fucking proves it
Holy shit guey they're coming out with another Club de Cuervos season this month?
>I go to the movies for many reasons. Here is one of them. I want to see wondrous sights not available in the real world, in stories where myth and dreams are set free to play. Animation opens that possibility, because it is freed from gravity and the chains of the possible. Realistic films show the physical world; animation shows its essence. Animated films are not copies of "real movies," are not shadows of reality, but create a new existence in their own right. True, a lot of animation is insipid, and insulting even to the children it is made for. But great animation can make the mind sing.
"I go to watch jaw dropping scenes. Also big tits." - Roger Pervert
Jaw-dropping visuals
>>87188636
God damn it, captcha cucked
>it's a danaerys episode
What the fuck was his problem?
>>87188525
he represents the white patriarchy. not even kidding, look it up
>>87188640
He works a hard 9 to 5 job and made a lovely meal and some dindu walks in and takes from him.
Seems accurate.
>>87188525
Dick too big, might kill someone
Post /tv/ related tattoos
>>87285582
You spent a holiday weekend browsing tumbler for a moronic picture to repost on a sri-lankan bass fishing forum. Who's the real moron?
Why did he turn down the role of Pennywise? He would have been perfect
He's a creepy guy
>>87188690
For you
>>87188514
I'd say he didn't want to get typecast as a villain. But with that face and the fact that he just played a racist cop in Detroit... Maybe he's scared of Clowns?
Phase 1:
Keith-ai (2017)
Raimi (2017)
Life of a Patrician (2019)
Thot Patrol (2020)
The Siege of /pol/ (2021)
Sneed: A /tv/ Story (2021)
Phase 2:
Redditbusters (2022)
4chan Origins: PEPE (2022)
The Big Guy of Gotham City (2023)
The DULLEST (2023)
Thot Patrol: Loli (2023)
A Hiro’s Calling: War For r/4chan (2024)
The Ultimate GET (2024)
Ready, OP? (2024)
The Big Guy of Gotham City Vol.2 (2025)
Phase 3:
Redditbusters 2049 (2025)
Keith-ai: Trapped in /r9k/ (2026)
Sneed: Origins of Chuck (2026)
Moot (2026)
CIA: A /tv/ Story (2027)
A Hiro’s Calling: Age of Plebs (2027)
Bugs: A /tv/ Story (2028)
Redditbusters 2050 (2028)
Phase 4:
4chan Origins: /b/ (2029)
Thot Patrol: Mobile Wars (2030)
Raimi: Origins (2030)
Moot: Legacy (2030)
Keith-ai in /bant/ (2030)
A Hiro’s Calling: Rising Fire (2031)
Thot Patrol: Cucked (2032)
Goose: A /tv/ Story (2032)
Phase 5:
The Big Guy of Gotham City Vol.3 (2033)
Moot: The Legend (2033)
Thot Patrol: The Final Chapter (2034)
A Hiro’s Calling: Into the Archives (2034)
>TURN MYSELF INTO A LADDAH, SANSAH! WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT DAH? I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LADDAH! I'M LADDAH LITTLEFINGER!
What did he mean by this?
>>87188453
those are stairs
>>87188453
That's not a ladder.
>>87188474
>>87188480
stairs are just a tilted ladder if you think about it
The comedian, actor and custom knife collector has died aged 91 from Alzheimer's complications.
>“I collect custom knives,” he wrote in the WSJ story. “In many cases, I know—or knew—the maker. Many of my knives are one of a kind. Some of the great knifemakers are no longer with us. Some of the younger knifemakers are fine at the trade, though many of us old-time collectors still respect and revere the ones we’ve known … One section of the knives in my collection is mostly damascus process. In every case, one side of the blade has an almost scattered pattern, but, oh, what a blade. Frankly, I am very proud of my knife collection.”
>(((Berman)))
Should've died in an oven desu
>(((Shelley Berman)))
good fucking riddance