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>H-h-hey Morty, I've been reading about the resurrection of Christ in this here, this Bible, some pretty serious stuff Morty!
>oh sure Rick yeah he must have been all like "you're gonna do what to me? I'm I'm not on board with this cross stuff at all, I mean wow"
>oh oh for *BURP* sure Morty, I'm just kind of confused about the part where the Bible talks about how he-he was resurrected two weeks later, I mean, that seems like, like a long time Morty
>but Rick, Jesus wasn't resurrected-
>OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT BITCH BECAUSE HE NEVER EXISTED WUBALABADUBDUB SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTYYY
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You don't even know why you're mad
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>>81699901
can you explain why are you spamming this here so much?
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Why didn't Jesus just bash the romans with the cross?
>shut up, jerry
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Why is this movie so good?
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>>81699886
It was alright. Why doesn't the rock ever do his signature moves? Are they copy righted?
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>>81699940
Yeah, as is his hair.
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>>81699886
Just saw this.
It was virtually a live-action anime without social autism. It was that stupid.
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Post your top late night shows
Best:
Carson
Conan
Letterman
Ferguson
Worst:
Fallon
Kimmel
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I only watch Conan's remotes. I download them
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>>81698605
Best
>Conan
>Leno
Mid tier
>Craig
>Letterman
Watchable
>Kimmel
>Fallon
Unwatchable
>everything else
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>>81698605
I don't watch TV sage and reported
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>Over the age of 16
>Still gets excited about superhero and star wars movies
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>over the age of 21
>still browses 4chan
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>Over the age of 18
>Still living
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>>81698560
>over the age of 16
>brags about his "superior taste" because people enjoy things he doesn't
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Bane....
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wtf
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SEE YOUBIG GUY
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That's a big weight
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Thoughts on this kino?
I thought it was good if not a little too over the top. The monster chase scene near the end was so over the top it was actually hilarious, which isn't good for a movie that takes itself as seriously as this one does. Story was good with a strong lovecraft vibe and some parts were actually really creepy. Good shit.
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>>81698045
Predictable at most parts, but a very good Dead Space movie, even though it didn't take place in space, for some reason.
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Boring as hell
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>>81698108
>>>/v/
It was an homage to the thing and hellraiser you faggot
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I don't get the negativity. I thought it was fine.
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It's fucking boring.
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It's Sesame Street for adult social retards.
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>>81698021
Yeah. It's totally fine.
If you pull the thread on half the criticisms, it's people who think Will Wheaton is an actual cast member or they're triggered by all the time Patton spends interrupting the movies to read his anti-Trump tweets on a loudspeaker. Which is to say, it's just fussy people with full diapers who haven't even watched it.
As far as remake/reboots on Netflix go, the whole thing is lightyears better than shit like the Arrested Development return, but not as good as the Wet Hot American Summer series.
Why is he so grumpy?
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>>81697954
He's had a popcorn husk stuck between his teeth for decades.
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continuing resentment that he's most known for star wars
also some autism
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Getting older mixed with the knowledge that he'll never be able to perform in movies like he did when he was younger.
Doesn't help that he's probably never going to be able to fly again which seems to be his real passion in life.
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Classic example of not understanding any part of the source material.
https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/how-ghost-in-the-shell-got-its-main-characters-wrong-and-why-it-matters/
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>>81697754
Classic example of an article written by die-hard weeb. Where are all Japanese influences in that stupid Americanized movie?--he seems to ask all the time. I love the answer of his semi-Japanese friend for a proposition to watch Matrix: "But just to see if I can find anything of Japan in it.” So much irony in that statement, if not to say sarcasm. Of course the weeb author didn't get it. By the way, I liked the movie a lot.
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baka gaijin
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>>81698389
Except the Japanese movies and tv series actually were much much better with their story, characters, cinematography, everything.
This was watered down garbage.
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saved monster movies
saved tv
saved goonie style kid film
saved star trek
saved star wars
what's next for abraham?
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saving the white race
He's gonna betray his (((people))).
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cape shit is next
give him DC
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>>81697472
>what's next for abraham?
For better and worst...
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Well, Girls is finally ending after 6 long seasons. Reflect ITT on what the series means to you and where the cast will end up afterwards.
Zosia Mamet will definitely have some career in the Broadway/auteur circuit. She has an interesting look and a father who is a contemporary legend. Also the only one of the four who can act. She'll be fine.
The other three will not. Allison Williams may get some nothing roles in a few indie romcoms but she is very limited and will not get very far.
Lena Dunham will maybe get some writing gigs but will never get her own show again unless she's with Judd Apatow and Jenni Konner which I don't imagine happening. She can't carry a show on her own
Jesse will retreat into motherhood and only emerge to accompany her younger, more talented, more beautiful sister when she wins an Oscar.
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>>81697370
Bump, I know you guys have feelings abut this
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Post lewd webms
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it's hard to say. i like the show a lot.
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What is your favorite bad ending?
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>>81697254
Arlington Road
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>>81697254
World War II
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Does Saw count?
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I PUT THE MONEY IN THE JACKET,
I PUT THE JACKET ON THE KANGAROO,
AND NOW HE HOPPIN' AWAY!
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>tfw it's been an entire decade since you watched kangaroo kino but you can still remember this scene clear as day
https://youtu.be/8TpSKxntrAg
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>TFW you saw the commercials as a kid and thought the movie was about a funny talking, dancing Kangaroo but that scene was literally only one part of the entire movie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meD8-BGc6oY
You now remember sharing a dream so fine
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Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/qV63s6fsx6I?t=109
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>>81697005
craig for not going to town on her the minute that recording finished
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>>81697005
Kate, Craig is a scholar and a gentleman with a single testicle
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>>81697084
were you in the audience or part of the staff?
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>When you try to venture out to other board but always return to /tv/ because it's home
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Why would you punch a window? That doesnt make sense.
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>>81696919
I've tried going to other boards, this board usually moves too slowly to get any conversation going but... I keep coming back, don't know why.