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>muh vagina is smelly, it stinks! :)

>>81712963
T H I C C

>>81712963
>that face
It's like someone just offered her a salad.

That bit of "wisdom" only applies to privileged/lucky/good looking people. Chances are there's nothing in your present worth doing. The best time of your life was playing split screen blood gulch with your friends when you were a kid. The end.

>>81712932
Hey its Hemingway have a drink with papa

>>81712932
we just had a thread on this yesterday

you should check the catalog and archive before posting

also, good posters are always aware of all threads posted on their boards on a daily basis.

improve your posting skills

what this from??

>>81712981

Xfiles animated series

when you're 6 watching it on tv before bed, it's fucking scary. Mainly because of the x-files theme

no it isn't
It is reddit the show
and thats not a good thing

I hope this thread can peacefully end now.

>>81712685
without a doubt.

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*blocks normies*

is that a jewnigger? i thought that shit only existed in some old legend

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*blocks The Rock's path*

I'm 20 minutes in to the 1st episode and it's been nothing but cringeworthy """quips""". Does this get any better?

I've never seen the original but this is objectively terrible.

>>81712707
I watched the first two and skimmed through the others. I think they get off to a very rough start.. the first 30 minutes of the episodes are not good. But deeper into the movies you get they get the hang of things and they're not bad.

>>81712707
that is the premise of the show

but reptilicus is one of the weaker episodes

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The GOAT

I was wondering to myself whether or not I should watch this movie tonight. This must be a signal.

Thanks OP.

>>81712552
Barring The Godfather I and II,

L.A. Confidential, or does this count as a cop film?

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Nope, nope...nope, nope...
Nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope
NOPE NOPE!

It's the film where the phrase "jumping the shark" came from.

>>81713027
>This time
>It's personal

seemed pretty personal the first time

>>81713027
No it's not you fucking idiot. I just might call Russia to hack you for making me mad.

who /bania/ here?

i just don't know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.

High five!

best side character rankings:

frank costanza
mr. lipman
newman
putty
morty seinfeld
george steinbrenner
uncle leo
mickey
ethel constanza
j peterman
helen seinfeld

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It's difficult for schizophrenics to see their projects until the end.

>>81712114

christian films don't make that much money anymore.

they make a ton of them. god's not dead 1 & 2, all those kirk gibson movies, etc.

granted they're not very high budget usually but we live in a secular society. passion of the christ caught lightning in a bottle and had entire church congregations all over the world watching a jew get tortured for 2 hours. not really something they can repeat at will.

BLADE?

Theatrical. Regardless of which cut it is, it's a cut of one of the best movies ever made. A beginner wouldn't really notice the difference except the big one in the directors one.

>>81712068
The theatrical is fucked up.

import beaners

Living your life like a shitbag will eventually catch up to you, but that doesn't mean you can't do something good with yourself before it does.

>>81711925
>muh evil white males need to be replaced by Meximutts moral

BOOOO

>>81711683

HIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>81711683
*hysterical laughter*

I have no respect for any grown man with any interest in MMA.

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>makes more since.
-Dec 15, 2015 - Howard Stern has signed a new contract with SiriusXM, ending ... that Stern will make $90 million a year in salary, up from $80 million

- “Joe” Rogan is a notable comedian, martial arts specialist, commentator and actor with a net worth of $23 million.

EGGS, FRESH FROM YARD

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I saw this one not long ago. It's a mystery/hardboiled detective movie. I thought it was pretty good

>>81711634
I don't know, I've never really watched detective/investigation films before, I'm more into psychological stuff, take mr robot for example. Anyway, thanks for trying to help atleast, appreciate it man.

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>>81711512


this, but it may bring feels you never thoght you could ever experience.