ITT: Obscurely describe a movie while others guess. I'll start:
>sedated female royalty escapes
>reporter wants interview
>>81733391
>some bloke and a black lady go on a roadtrip
>they get shot a lot and the bloke dies
>>81733391
>The crimes of WWII are lamented on with homosexual innuendo
>>81733443
Is Bill Paxton in it? I think I know the movie if so but I forget the name.
>>81733563
Hetalia?
>*sniff* so therefore it's eshenssial that the zhedi *tugs at robe* be abolished for all the mind control *sniff* of the masses and so on...
what did he mean by this?
>>81733370
You shee, that is preshishly the problem with modern jedis. They try not to deal in absholutes *sniff* while shimultaneously being trapped in their black and white ideology.
Are people butthurt he pretended he didn't even know the name of the new MC?
>>81733372
>Are people butthurt he pretended he didn't even know the name of the new MC?
Explain
Better than RoTJ. Deal with it.
>>81733317
>Inb4 otfags roll in to screech
>>81733317
Re-watched this and TPM last night. Honestly I don't get the hate, I liked it on release and still do now.
Completely serviceable action adventure movie
>>81733317
Only if you're retarded
>We need a convoy fo...
>Go it
>So we have these weapon dealers that...
>This one sir
>The private security of this shady company...
>Done
>European bankers go to africa to meet some warlord
>Say no more
Does liking a musical make me gay?
>>81733268
it depends on why you like it.
>>81733268
I heard that liking penis is what does it.
No, but posting about it online does.
why do we have 6 threads for this shit? why don't you make a /general/?
And you just made a 7th
because god doesn't exist
>>81733263
It's called aggressive viral marketing
When these two fight, will it be the biggest pay-per-view ever?
I'd rather pay to see mayweather Vs rousey
>>81733200
why is there a masonic symbol on that poster?
>>81733200
If there could be a real guarantee they would both lose and kill each other I'd pay to see it.
Why did they fight at the airport? Did they miss their flights?
>>81733081
Imagine being Pajeet in that scene and having to be all like "damn Marlel, you fuckin' fine, all entertaining with your cuck actors and atrocious PS3 CGI. I would totally shill this flick, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch another DC kino in his barrack bunk. Like seriously imagine having to be Pajeet and not only sit in that chair while the Russo brothers flaunt their disgusting directing skills in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the amateur CGI and poor rendering, and just sit there, hour after hour, while they perfected the viral marketing strategy. Not only having to tolerate that monstrous fucking scene but their haughty attitude as everyone on the shill baracks tell him Marlel STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FINAL FANTASY CUTSCENES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and shill that embarrasingly messy boring flick contort into types of composition you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shilling nothing but a healthy diet of Pixar and animation kinos and later alleged Star Wars flicks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Dehli. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the dullness that's breaking out on the bland airport as the characters stand there to convey a fighing stance, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and shill this "entertaining" (for that is what the execs call this flick)" fun flick, the fun they worked so hard for with focus groups and paid critics in the previous months. And then the shill manager calls for another thread on /tv/, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the shill security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Pajeet. You're not going to lose your future hot meals over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>81733113
Hello Sven a.k.a the only white male in Sweden
Enjoy your white genocide
are these prove me wrong:
jake
bayol
tom hardy(big guy)
james mcavoy
>>81732942
Does it ever sicken anyone else how beautiful Jake is?
I used to touch myself all the time as a teenager to his pictures, but now I'm just jealous.
>>81733016
>>81732942
Daniel Day Lewis
Michael Fassbender
Christian Bale
Who else is tired of this fat cuck languishing on? Might be time to retire, Tim.
Hi Sam, how's the health care issue going?
>>81732921
I used to love Heidecker's work and preferred him over eric. But after he was instrumental in World Peace getting cancelled and was too craven to even admit it when Sam directly asked him, I don't think I'll be paying for/watching anything he does anymore. I was vicariously embarrassed and ashamed of how fucking spineless that shapeless sack of estrogen is
Pathetic fucking memers.
Bedtime stories, Brule, Decker, On Cinema, he's firing on all cylinders.
>muh health insurance, save me tim
I challenge you to find me a single badly composed frame from this movie.
Pro-tip: you can't.
>>81732856
I challenge you to find me a single good dialogue in this movie
>>81732885
I agree that Charlize Theron's lines were universally awful, but...
>>81732885
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN
>And I come before you good people tonight with a meme. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a reddit meme.
>>81732741
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the (((people))) of reddit. Just post your meme and we'll kek at it.
fine
dont tell us then
>>81732741
but we already ave the greatest meme, you Sir are a fraud
Guys how do we save the MCU?
> Literally fighting over one side of capeshit over the other
You do know comics are for little children right? Are you genuinely emotionally invested in dudes dressing up in spendex punching evil bad guys?
From making money and being enjoyed by people?
>>81732614
>muh all capeshit is the same Disney's cancer
Go away outsider.
Damn...
J-J-JUS-JUST JUST
JUST
ANOTHER DAY
fuck my shit up
This feels like I'm dead, or in prison. Oh well quittin time.
SPOOK
STREET
So, why did herape Deborah?
The talmud told him to
>>81732432
to get to the other side.
>>81732432
He didn't. It was all an opium dream.