Remember that episode of TNG when the writers decided Wesley was so annoying it would be best to send him off to live with an alien Larry David?
Remember that episode of Voyager when the crew was smarter than everybody else in the galaxy that they actually managed to reach warp 10 and then nothing happened?
Remember that episode of TNG when Doctor Crusher fucked a ghost?
>>81741597
Is Sub Rosa the worst TNG episode?
Why do we say a person is "in" a movie, but "on" a TV show?
on tv
in cinemas
with this song
in this painting
>>81741127
you're "on television," but "in a television show."
just like you're "on screen" but "in a movie."
Learn to speak English plz OP
Post, guess, request.
>>81741122
deborah ann and sophie turner
>>81741122
Evan Rachel Wood
>>81741122
post the link
>The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Guy Ritchie’s fun and surprising film adaptation of the classic television series, crash-landed in the summer of 2015 to middling financial results and no great acclaim, despite being really, really enjoyable to watch. Now, as /Film reports, the stylish 1960s spy thriller may be getting a second chance. Armie Hammer, who starred in the film along with Henry Cavill, Alicia Vikander, and Elizabeth Debiki, told /Film that producer and co-screenwriter (with Ritchie) Lionel Wigram is working on a sequel:
>I called Lionel Wigram, the producer of the movie, and he and Guy produced it and wrote it all together. I was like, “Dude, what’s the deal? I get asked about this shit all the time. Can you just write a sequel?” He was like, “You know what? Yeah, fuck it, I’ll do it. Sure, I’ll write a sequel.” I was like, “If you write one, I’m sure we can get one made,” so who knows? Today is the first day I’ve actually told anyone that story. I only told one other person who asked. Apparently, the sequel is being written right now. No pressure, Lionel!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/04/16/a_sequel_to_the_man_from_u_n_c_l_e_is_in_development.html
I really don't know why that movie bombed.
It might not be absolute kino but it's really fucking fun and comfy, and the main cast is quite good.
>>81741115
I fucking loved that movie.Top tier cast and soundtrack.
>>81741156
Also
>that sandwich scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZ5VQVHMoc
Yes, bravo Marvel
HOWEVER
>Darkseid
>>81741071
Why do people think its cool to personify things like death?
>>81741575
we are apes, we need that
complex ideas are beyond our comprehension
well that was shit.
>dude wooden acting
>dude nonsensical plot
>dude making an open ended plot by forcing a perspective onto the audience then twisting it to make it seem that it's really thought out but really it's just a convoluted mesh of ideas
>>81741067
what the fuck I just marathoned it like 30 mins ago. OP we have a connection. But me opinion is different.
>>81741067
Agreed the acting was pure dogshit
>>81741067
>dude nonsensical plot
You're dumb.
YOUR A BIG GUY
pretty cool moar
is this a daring new synthesis?
Fuck yeah, dead meme general
Why does nu wars insist on using earth-like locations instead of places like this?
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Earth.
>all those man hour spent on that place
>on screen for 12 seconds
>>81740851
what windows xp screensaver is this?
I'm 40 minutes in and so far it's just been about 1 oil jew scamming other honest people
Does it get better?
>>81740785
If you don't like it now you never will.
>>81740785
not really
no, watch the superior no country for old men
How does /tv/ feel about Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.
A strong 7/10 imo.
>>81740780
This movie definitely kickstarted my hatred of the jews.
>>81740886
I'm sure Mel would consider that a success then.
>>81740780
Martyr kino. Jesus is a metaphor for Mel in the movie industry
>tfw you realise this winning the oscar wasn't just hollywood pandering and is actually an amazing piece of cinema
>>81740624
>tfw you never had a life altering homosexual hand job experience in your teen years
>>81740624
Everything was good but the story.
Not sure what the message was
>>81740624
I didn't get it. Help me understand why it deserved any praise at all.
>this is an Armond White review of Dirty Grandpa
>>81740546
Yeah, he's pretty based
>>81740546
>he liked Dirty Grandpa
Absolutely patrician.
He makes some good points.
Why did her career die, /tv/?
The Road Home (1999)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Musa (2001)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Hero (2002)
2046 (2004)
House of Flying Daggers (2004)
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
Six years of pure kino and then nothing else worth seeing. Was MoaG such a massive flop?
i was just watching rush hour 2 yesterday and wondering the same thing.
Wasn't she involved in a chinese prostitution ring or something?
She shacked up with politicians and had her name dragged through the mud.
At the end of the day, actresses are nothing more than "high end" prostitutes.
>prostitution as an actress
NAME ONE ACTRESS who wasn't involved in prostitution. I'll wait. Zhang Ziyi did nothing wrong.
That time you were late for work and all the lights kept turning red?
It was me james. All me.
Remember that time you kept wiping, again and again and again, but still poop there was?
ME.
That time you wanted to put a bit of milk left in the bottle, and thought it'd be enough for a few cups of tea, only to accidentally tip all of it into one mug, leaving you with no more milk, and a too milky cup of tea?ME
>>81740335
>>81740383
>>81740401
For you.
Kavanaugh LITERALLY did nothing wrong
>THEYRE PISSIN, THEYRE PISSIN ALL OVER US. THEYRE PISSIN ALL OVER YOU- CHIEF....WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE PISS...TO ME!
I never really liked Forest Whitaker before the shield 2bh
>>81740379
>HE KILLS... COPS. HE SELLS... DRUGS. HE BEATS SUSPECTS!
>>81740324
>planting evidence too obvious
>having shitty CIs
>yelling at superiors
Policework 101