This is surprisingly funny
>>81758188
I really like the daughter.
Sunny gril is funny. The maid is legitimately one of the best character acrors on tv. The older son is played out theres like 5 different ass hole libertarian 16 year olds on tv now. The youngest son was a good idea but at thia point is homosexual propoganda.
And i literally am jimmy.
>>81758303
I wanna suck the farts out of her butthole.
>>81758188
Of course. Kaitlin Olson is funny.
What other shows would be better off if they were adapted for a mature audience?
>>81758104
Rick and Morty
Symbionic Titan
>>81758104
The Walking Dead
ITT: We write The Last Jedi, one word at a time starting with the opening crawl.
REUNITED!
>>81758072
Cucks
JUST
END
>listening to Howard Stern
>9/11 happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVGgNYpqeQU
>>81758047
I like going back and listening to the 9/11 show every once in a while, even the next few full shows after even.
Really an amazing time in history.. I was I'm 4th grade so it's interesting going back as an adult.
>>81758047
When will the next 9/11 happen and what will it be?
A rogue nuke from North Korea landing in a neighbouring country?
>>81758047
Post more classic stern
Can you imagine how fucking bad Rey smelled during Force Awakens? She never once changes clothes or even washes her face throughout the whole movie, and she lives on the blazing hot Jakku her whole life. I can't imagine that weird fish guy taught her feminine hygene either, so she probably has jungle-level hair on her pits and vagina. The lack of water and showering facilities on Jakku probably mean her nether regions are glazed in a thick layer of dead skin and grease.
This bugs me throughout the whole movie, it's so disgusting.
>>81758032
haha yeah I wonder what her boots smelled like haha
>>81758032
And endless chafing
Yet she is clearly wearing makeup
Would you watch a new Home Alone movie with Macaulay reprising the role?
Absolutely. This is how you do a reboot, Jews.
>>81758006
Whats his numbero on the el JUSTo scale?
>>81758006
Yeah, except this time when the two crooks break in, they find Kevin dead with a needle up his arm and they're falsely convicted of homicide when the police arrive.
is this a good fight scene or am i being memed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJlytWY228
>>81757943
no, that was a pretty good fight scene.
>>81757943
I actually prefer the censored version where his head doesn't explode. Good fight though.
>>81757943
>can't form your own opinions
Get out of my board pleb.
What onscreen death caught you the most off guard?
Brad Pitt's character in Burn After Reading (2008)
Jake in End of Watch
when Snape killed Dumbledore
Why did they land miles away from the city and then walk there?
Why not just attack the city from the air?
>>81757776
Boy, this has not aged well.
Why didnt sheev just take both the clone and droid army and use the combined might to wipe out the jedi and take the republic by force?
>>81757776
anyone know what game this is?
Is it me, or are they milking this?
>>81757623
If so the milk's gone bad
I don't know, John Wayne, is it you?
>>81757632
Why couldn't they just finish at so4
Do they really have to make more?
>Dom Toretto and his team will travel to Mars after a daring escape from the International Space Station and eventually meet with an ancient alien entity that existed since before the Big Bang, a holdover from a prior universe who sees the cycle repeating again after all light in this universe ends. It will be up to Dom and family to show through the power of automotive ingenuity and familial bonds that humanity can escape the Heat Death and even wield powers over the forces of space-time.
>This will be followed by Fast 10 when the team goes back in time through various eras to face off against warriors of old, from racing in the Circus Maximus to running down knights and samurai and eventually the first trains of the Industrial Age.
>Fast 11 will involve them ascending to Heaven and meeting Brian and then racing against God and the angels as a final test before descending into the inferno to fight and race against the demon cavalries of Hell.
>>81757527
I would completely unironic watch these in the theaters and enjoy them
>>81757575
Same.
har har har ;)
What the fuck was the point of this movie? It's just an atheist whining about how there's no God and no Heaven and no Hell and no Devil and no afterlife and no angels and no demons and no souls and religious people are so stupid and superstitious and if only you could be as ENLIGHTENED as me you wouldn't be afraid of death. And then they all die.
Kino
>>81757811
Is that the new buzzword?
>>81757488
It's basically Drunken Peasants: The Movie.
BETTER CALL SAUL POSTGAME THREAD
jimmy going nuclear edition
>>81757475
anywhere I can watch this online live? don't have AMC on my box
>>81757518
This please spoon feed
Is Chuck the worst brother in the world, or what?
Anyone see this yet? It made me feel feelings again.
>>81757311
I live in Oklahoma and everybody here thinks those types of movies are for liberals so they never come here.
>>81757311
>Rooney Mara Fucks the World: The Movie.
I thought it was entertaining but I'm not accustom to Malick's style (this was my first Malick film).
I live in LA and it was only showing here for like two weeks (and even then didn't bring in much box office wise) so I doubt it played much elsewhere.
They haven't announced a VOD release yet, hope it's soon. I saw it twice in theaters and I'm really wanting to see it again. I thought it was great, Malick's most successful effort yet of his recent experiments.
in this thread we will be discussing the revenant
a fur trapper camp gets fucked up by treeniggers. then the hero gets FUCKED UP by a bear. but he FUCKS UP the bear too - permanently. game over, bearzo. quite a 'gristly' sight though it is, he's pretty fucked up himself.
i'm only thirty minutes in. will continue to report.
really decent movie but that bear moved way too fast to be believable
>>81757268
He was raped by the bear in the original cut of the movie but it was edited out for release, too brutal and perverse etc.
>>81757542
A momma bear rapes poor leo for what? to protect her cubs?