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>sitcom
>fat/dumb/ugly main character
>has an insanely attractive wife
Do Americans actually do this?
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My eyes are gettin' weary,
My back is gettin' tight,
I'm sittin' here in traffic,
On the Queensborough bridge tonight,
But I don't care cuz all I wanna do,
Is cash my check and cum inside of you,
Cuz baby all my life I will be summing inside you
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>>81761823
>mets fan
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>Carrie yells at Doug for doing something 1st half of episode
>Carrie does something worse 2nd part of episode
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>fucked a big tittied 17 year old for ages
>public image still as good as its always been
How did he do it?
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>>81761702
Told joogle to delete all traces from the internet
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I dont remember that episode. Also 17 legal in most states and if it was for ages then it's not as awkward
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The 90s were a different time.
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I'm excited.
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Fake Star Wars fans please don't click on this post.
https://youtu.be/7cX8lTS2lyc
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>>81761620
Same and I cant fucking wait for Battlefront 2
>Prequel content
>Campaign
>pre order to play as Kylo Ren episode 8 style
SO HYPED!!!
Also there will be no map dlc meaning we should get lots of levels on release day
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>>81761620
Very cool
It's the same people from the last movie looking the same.
Very cool.
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>I love you
>I love you too
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>I love you
>I guess I love you too
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>i love you
>i know
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>I love you
>you too
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>81761590
jackie jr for not hearing the world's fattest man sneaking up on him
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>>81761590
Jackie for not knowing Vito had always been a come-from-behind kind of guy.
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>that gun
>that complete lack of slide movement
Why would you choose to have a close-up on a gun that's so blatantly fake?
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Dan Harmon is waging psychological warfare on this board 2017-04-18 05:52:50 Post No.81761544
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Dan Harmon is waging psychological warfare on this board
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First of all, Dan Harmon hates us to high heaven. He has identified online trolls and "Nazis" (which at this point basically refers to anyone who didn't like the new Ghostbusters) as the root of all evil in society, and I believe he's specifically mentioned us as an object of his ire in the past as well. If you don't believe how hung up he is on this shit, go look at his twitter.
Do you ever wonder why the same Rick and Morty memes keep popping up? Why the images these people use are always so crisp and inviting, especially to people who haven't seen the show before? It is very easy to pay people to shill enough to where avoiding these virtual advertisements is impossible, and considering the traffic this board gets, it would probably be an extremely cost effective way to put their product in front of their target demographic's eyes. You know what I'm talking about. I think it's very likely we're being manipulated here. Nobody here actually likes this show, and there hasn't been a new episode in about 3 weeks, so isn't it suspicious to you that there are threads about it all day every day? Every time you see a picture, you have the thought of the show transplanted into your head. That alone is extremely valuable to advertisers. Don't be surprised if I'm also one of these shills.
The centerpiece will be some interactive event with the board. They might try to expose us to the world, or to embarrass us in some way. I'm not saying any of this is necessarily true, but man, I just get a weird feeling on this board lately.
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who cares
fuck off back to /r/donald.
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>>81761571
Jesus Christ, Dan, that was QUICK.
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pissing in an ocean of piss etc
i was wondering why all of these retarded rick and morty threads were popping up lately. i can whole heartedly assume your average veteran /tv/ poster thinks that show is retarded cringefag garbage
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>>81761519
Fucking Darth Vader, case closed
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Wolverine, he's practically invincible.
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>>81761519
Let's be completely honest, if 8 of those characters work together to kill you, you will end up dead. If the 8 aren't working together, Vader is the best choice.
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The Witcher - best casting choice? 2017-04-18 05:46:34 Post No.81761400
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The Witcher - best casting choice?
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Real witcher hours.
Who will be the best choice to play him in the upcoming epic film?
(This is not, nor has this ever been a saga involving black people - unless you count those from Zerrikania - so Idris Elba is out of the question. FUCK your "but das racis'!" replies, too.)
>inb4 "go back to /v/" - because never once has a film been based on a video game, right? Also, the two are rapidly becoming interchangeable. Deal with it, old-fashioned twat.
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>>81761400
idris elba in whiteface
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>>81761400
the guy who play tv hannibal should play geralt
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>>81762263
i'd watch it.
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Apparently Disney is making a "That's So Raven" sequel show where Raven and Chelsea are divorced single moms. The latter part comes across as weird to me.
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Why? divorce rate is over 50% and last time I checked Raven was a black so she's lucky to even have been married with a child.
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>Raven gets divorced
That's so Raven
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Haven't watched this in years, but always remember the dad being likable
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Tell you what, prisoner. You roll a (last digit ending in) 7: you walk tomorrow.
Anything else... it's another dime.
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>>81761264
Jimmy's up first, he's been here longest.
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>>81761311
Snake eyes.
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>>81761264
Giddyup boys
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>Hide it up my ass edition
Last night's threads were fun. How would you get rid of this fucking nuisance?
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Nail it to a boat
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put it in any other volcano. no one can reach into lava to retrieve it. maybe find a nice volcano closer to the shire? duh
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>>81761213
>on dick
>free toothy bj from gollum
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MARVEL BTFO
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No relation to snyder, right?
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>>81761125
what a shame. was half expecting this to be the first disney/marvel kino.
i mean, they try so hard, so many times, that it's bound to happen someday, at least by mere chance.
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>Sneider
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Why were the men so horny?
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people were doing a LOT of fucking in the Weimar years. you had to have been there.
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>>81761055
no porn
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I love Metropolis but that clip doesn't look any less weird in context.
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What is this shit?
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>Sandler is still doing that formulaic shit
Why? what even is this?
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The nose knows.
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sandy wexler
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BREAKING: At the age of 88 Narrator/Actor Dick Miller woke up peacefully in his home this morning.
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>>81760928
I was just thinking about him maybe an hour ago. What the fuck is this thread OP
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>>81760928
Good for him.
Made me think of another one of my favorite That Guy actors and sadly I just found out right now that he died last November and I had no clue. Fritz Weaver from various Twilight Zone eps and tons of bit parts in tv and film. RIP in peace.
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>>81760928
when he does die, it'll be to a tractor driven by gremlins