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>>81781147
This is how plebian /tv/ has become. Countless capeshit and bane threads and the first decent thread flys under the radar.

First movie was great imo and under rated as fuck. Hopefully cavil and hammer return

>>81781397
waaaaaaaah why don't people reply to my shitty marketing thread waaaaaaaaaa

why is this generic spy movie a /tv/ darling? because of it's director?

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>>81781137
who would be bane?

would it be mario?

>>81781137
that's a fake account

First one to talk gets to stay in my flavor town!

>>81781093

KEEP IT FOOKIN ZEF BRUV

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This wasn't a bad design.

>>81781093
Up to the "Damaged" tattoo, you might have an argument.

what history? If you mean pleb history then you are right op

BOOM! you just got fucking desert stormed, kid, you better fuck off now from my board before i fuck you

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>>81780995
one of em

>>81780995
>>81781080

>literally no black people in these "movies"
>best

Fuck off, /pol/.

is it wrong to be in love with a underage disabled muppet

>it's an "anon giggles at autism despite being diagnosed with something when he was like 15" episode

>>81781010
yeah, it was sex appeal

0/10 needs sorting

>>81780472
>i spent all this money on cowboy movies that nobody gets to see because i have no friends or family that visits me so i'll post a picture of them on a mongolian knitting forum in search of approval

what did he mean by this?

>>81780472
Where's your copy of Paint Your Wagon? I can't find it.

i fapped to it for like 5 minutes and turned it off. One of the most boring shitfests ever put on film.

Probably the worst movie I've yet to see. I fell asleep.

>>81780468
This was a steaming pile of anime-waifu-tier, fanservice garbage with no real plot and just a loli looking protagonist who spends half the film trying not to get fucking raped or killed. If you enjoyed this, you are a retard.

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Anime can never be kino, child of /b/. Even the so-called "great" ones do not so much as graze the aesthetic and philosophical heights of cinema and literature. It's a trash genre made for East Asian teenagers and white manchildren with short attention spans.

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>>81780086
Texhnolyze came close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mvdxhVZD90

>>81780178

>Grave of the Fireflies
>Nausicaa
>Spirited Away

You're wrong anon.

Just watched this movie two nights ago at the recommendation of /tv/. It was surprisingly raunchy. Not sure I approve.

>>81779848
i guess you have shit taste then

A non-sexual romantic love.

Mathilda was a child who acted 'grown up' to help her deal with the trauma of her circumstances; while Leon was infantilised by his.

Mathilda is not a child exactly but nor is Leon really an adult, he cannot think sexually while she believes sexuality is crucial to adulthood because of her slut mom and gross dad. The reconciliation and admission of their love against all odds, both societal and personal, is the climax of the film.

Either that, or Leon thought/knew he was a dead man and lied to Mathilda (at least concerning the nature of his love) so she would trust him and eacape while he held Oldman's goons off

I want to loosen her balloon knot with my tongue

why don't you watch porn instead, you stupid dickhead?

The internet has turned you into a whiney faggot.
Stop watching television. You have the same opinion about everything now.

Miracle in lane 2

Logan cuz Professor Xavier XD

Edit: Gold?! Thank you!!!!!

>>81779625
problem child 2

>>81779562
how can people stand to look at that person's trainwreck of a face and not retch constantly?

>>81779562
I don't care. Felicia Day is the epitome of normie "gamer" culture, and Patton Oswalt is a murderer.

It's on par with the old show.

It stinks.

>>81779178
A dull one

You

Just

Know

>theres a half asian male from reddit that constantly defends me for free on a pedo board

>>81779127
you did it already you retard

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Free vhs from moviestores front.
It was only movie that spookies me.

>>81779127
>>81779250
how the fuck did you watch another movie in 4 minutes? did you make the thread as the credits for blair witch were rolling?

I laughed and understood

Wow, that was actually...funny!

>>81779087
>1 MILLION DOLLARS