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Why didn't they fly the eagles to Mount Doom?
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>>81785086
Sauron can shoot laser beams from his eye that could stop the eagles
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>>81785086
I dont know search for the last 3 million times this question has been answered. I don't have the energy today.
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>all the R&M hate on this board
>no critics ever mention the Meeseeks
Even you, /tv/, have to admit that everything about the Meeseeks was pure comedy kino.
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It's all ironic hate. Take every review /tv/ gives with a grain of salt.
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>>81785080
It's aged badly tho
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why does /tv/ love kristen stewart now?
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>>81785063
she's a good actress and she's hot and she's a lesbo maybe
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We loved her for years. What do you mean.
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im not posting her titties webms because i got banned earlier for posting them
she had a nice body tho tbqh
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based DC Snyderverse
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>And what falls... is fallen.
is this the most thought-provoking line in the history of this medium?
Why was he insisting on orange slices at this moment?
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>>81784919
this forced meme fucking sucks
saged
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>>81784919
Simple carbs (sugar) after an intense work out to temporarily raise your blood sugar and give you some energy. Same reason kids get orange slices and pop after soccer games.
But you should also eat a full meal no more than an hour afterwards to get some real nutrition.
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>>81784931
I actually kinda like it. It's the perfect mix of people shitposting for funsies, and actual fucking retards who don't understand a Little League reference
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What are some movies about grandmas?
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>>81784826
I don't get it.
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>people that call their grandma 'nana' and 'mamaw' and shit
Just call her grandma you giants faggots
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>>81784846
They're all senile.
One senile old cunt thought the question was how many grand kids do you have, and then the rest just saw a number and decided to post how many they have without actually reading the question.
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Post when you think he's going to die.
Will screencap and make a new thread when it happens.
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Walt shoots him in Episode 7 of Season 5 of an entirely different TV show
SCREENCAP THIS
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how are they going to explain it when he dies?
>Mike is away on business in Mexico. He'll be back after all this blows over.
lol
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20 minutes into the first episode and I already know this is going to be a pile of shit.
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>>81784643
It's not, though.
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Is that because it takes 40 minutes for it to actually start?
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Oh, just wait till the end to have your head explode from cringe
ITT: John Cusackino
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>>81784638
So comfy. 8/10 horror.
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Grosse Pointe Blank
High Fidelity
I wish I liked Say Anything more, only if I were a girl
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>>81784638
>discount Edward Norton/Kevin Spacy hybrid
>Even anonymous fears her
Is this true /tv/? Do you fear her?
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I worship kstew everyday so maybe
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Charlize > Kstew all day every day
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>>81784709
ew tall girls.
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what's the kino version of Rock Bottom from spongebob?
e.g. protagonist lost in an alien, cold, unfamiliar world/civilization
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>>81784567
After Hours
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>>81784567
Might not be related, but the scene after the girl escaped from the bunker in 10 Cloverfield Lane gave me that unfamiliar feeling.
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but rock bottom is already kino
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How is season 2?
Better than the first?
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>>81784464
No.
The first had detective mystery and was exciting, the second season has none of that.
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>>81784464
well the writing improves each book and each book's shit is more intense then the last .really looking forward to book 5's season with maybe flashback episodes for each of the rocinante's crew members.
what does suck in the show tho is the way they divided up the seasons . season 1 should have been until they divert eros like book 1 so you have the buildup, the intense shit and the climax in succession instead of having book 1's climax in the beginning of season 2 dropping you right into a climax on the first eps of the season.
this shit really breaks the pacing since it breaks the pacing from the conflict to the resolution of the season when you have to wait a year between them. additionally its completely uncalled for since every book of the expanse resolves its big conflict AND leaves you with wondering whats gonna happen about some aspect of that resolution in the future
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last week episode was almost bad but so far its good
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About to watch this for the first time. What am I in for?
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Is Neil an Injun?
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>>81784332
But is it as """"""""good"""""""" Fateful Findings?
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Why didn't Jason rape his victims? Was he gay?
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his dick rot off
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>>81784264
He was autistic
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>>81784264
Horror film makers are necrophiliacs. What did you expect of them?
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TL;DR: Need to do presentation. Recommend me the absolutely 101 chinese films
I need to do a presentation about Chinese language cinema and I'm not sure what films to choose. It's for a language course, not film studies or something like that, so it's not like I have to go super deep.
I will mention a very brief overview of the history of the industry there, and then I want to mention one director/one film from each major region. I think I got...
Hong Kong: Wong Kar Wai (In the Mood for Love/Chungking Express)
Taiwan: Edward Yang (Bright Summer Day/Yi Yi)
China: ??? Zhang Yimou and Red Sorghum is the only thing I've thought.
So any recommendations on representative films for mainland China? Or maybe another one for Taiwan? Hou Hsiao-Hsien maybe? If so what movie? (I don't know where to start with his filmography myself)
I haven't watched too much chinese films myself, what I want to do is to recommend some more-or-less contemporary directors and enjoyable movies for any casual.
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Seven Samurai
Oldboy
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Uncle Boonmee
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>>81784424
top kek. crouching tiger hidden dragon is actually taiwanese/chinese tho?
anyway, i guess its a joke but thanks for mentioning uncle boonmee, i've never heard it
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>>81784424
Only one of these movies are Chinese lel