>literally 2 fucking minutes of staring at a black screen with what sounds like a dying hippo in the background
>next minute and a half is staring at absolutely FASCINATING savannah shots
>The next eleven minutes are occupied with the grunting monkeys, monolith influences evolution look at how deep we are HAHA
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>>81809134
The amount of nonsense that you're spewing is proof that it has worked as a piece of art.
Thanks.
You've inspired me to watch this once more.
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fuck off confused matthew you plot fag
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>>81809134
>it's another capeshitter tries to watch a masterpiece and is confused episode
>it's the 500th episode this season
please make this end
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Was this the most disappointing death in anime history?
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>>81809124
Smaug was the only reason I watched this piece of shit, that scene sucked.
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Didn't even bother watching the third one. My gut instincts were right that turning Bilbo into a LOTR-like trilogy was a mistake. It's a kids movie. It's nothing like the LOTR books. It's supposed to be fun and comfortable, not dreary and epic like LOTR/Silmarillion.
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>"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW"
>"HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, HUMAN FUCKING SHITS, CAUSE DEATH IS COMING"
>"NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOTHING"
>"OH BOY YOU ARE GONNA BE SO BURNT IN A MINUTE"
>"I COULD USE MY FIRE......BUT I WON'T"
>"LET ME JUST BRANDISH MY ONE AND ONLY WEAK SPOT FOR YOU, THERE WE GO"
Bravo Hackson.
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>Luke dies
"So that's it, huh? I'm some kinda Last Jedi"
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>>81809106
Hold up.
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Is she the last jedi because she can't give birth?
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>>81809106
I love this series.
EP I - Shadow Threat
EP II - Charge of the Doppelgangers
EP III - Vengeange of the Dark Space Wizard
EP IV - A Fresh Optimism
EP V - Dominion Counter Collides
EP VI - Reappearance of the Space Wizard
EP VII - The Space Chi Wakes Up
A SW Story - Rascal Singular
EP VIII - The Concluding Space Wizard
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Tfw you'll never get another Indiana Jones with Harrison in his prime
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Part time.
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HAHA!
NICE TRY LAO CHE
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That's fine. We got 3. A trilogy is enough.
what went so wrong?
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>>81808969
All they had to do was have him fuck his mom. They knew that's why most people were watching but no, retarded drama no one cares about is more important.
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Not nearly enough incest. More /ss/ material this show would've been an easy 11/10.
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>>81809471
this
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>tfw no pure very anxious stevia gf
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>>81808853
>wrinkles
DROPPED
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SHE'S DONE NOTHING SINCE BREAKING BAD
NOOO000OOO
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>>81809697
ROLE OF A LIFETIME
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*inhales and exhales* 2017-04-19 02:59:21 Post No.81808818
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the ah, uhm chaos theory, hmm, is ah, uh chaotic
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>>81808818
>ha-ha-ha-ha, arrrrr.....ah-ha-ha-ha-heh-heh-ha, ha-ha!
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*inhales and exhales*
What was his legs' problem?
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Hmm, Could be a lot of things. My first guess was that the dead skin build up on his legs were acquiring fungal rot... but he doesn't look like he's not being cleaned. could it be... hyper developed bed sores? could the white substance be some kind of medication to prevent infection?
At any rate, I'm on a diet and this has sure helped.
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I can't even fathom the mindset it takes to let yourself go like that. I'm a lazy fuck and I'm under weight.
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>>81808703
They were so upset that they had to be attached to this fat fuck that they tried to kill themselves but somehow he kept them alive by eating so much.
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GYM TAN LAUNDRY
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CABS
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>>81808661
Pauly > Drunk Ronnie > Mike > Vinny > Sober Ronnie
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OH YEAH
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Let's see Paul Allen's card.
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Tasteful thickness.
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>Half billion less than 4 days
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>>81808455
HOW WILL DKEKS EVER RECOVER
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APOROGISE
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>>81808455
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
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Since /tv/ is now suddenly religious, what is your favorite show with religious themes?
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>>81808397
The Young KINO
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>>81808397
This is fucking hilarious, the father knows he got cuckolded, right?
Poor orel-I think it's based on a Christian show, seems ok.
Does 7th heaven count?
Touched by an angel?
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>>81808397
How come people shit on Rick and Morty for being anti-religious but Moral Orel gets a pass?
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>imdb 3.4/10
Why did this Russian flick bomb so badly? The trailer looks breddy gud as far as capeshit goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIc0NqjOPgc
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>why did this film flop lol i only saw trailer lmao
stupid cunt
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>>81808380
it looks fucking shit
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>be poor eastern european living under commie rule
>dream about living in America and become a movie star like James Dean and Brando
>eventually immigrate to west
>living in worse conditions than in the old country
>treated like shit by literally everyone
>only my dream of being a Hollywood star keep me from killing myself
>eventually get to America
>treated like shit there too
>make a small business selling used clothes
>eventually through hard work have enough money to have a new life here
>meet this young actor in an acting class
>befriend him, eventually let him use my apartment
>only one who understands me
>decide to finally make my dream movie despite having no idea what I'm doing, but I'm trying my best
>it gets panned and called the worst movie of all time
>try to save face and treat it as a joke, though I want to kill myself everyday because of it
>forced to act like a stupid moron because americans can't appreciate deep film noir arthouse kino
>my only friend releases a book that smears me and makes me look like an idiot to the whole world
>now forced to do stupid film projects to keep this charade going
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>hard work
he had a sugar momma that paid for everything
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>>81808330
why is he ashamed of being Polish?
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O hai Dave! When's the movie coming out?!
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Post films that are red-pilled about the true nature of women.
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>>81808206
>the true nature
why don't you say
>post films with women acting like whores
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most red pilled movies about women though start with the characters being blue pilled and then becoming red pilled
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>>81808263