What is your favorite foreign film /tv/?
>foreign
Starwars. I live in uk
>>81844141
Definitely not Vivre Sa Vie. Godard's dialogue is trash in this; so forced and wooden.
Not even a week after release of the trailer and already nearly nobody cares about The Last Jedi.
How badly did Disney fuck up by building up all this hype and only delivering nice scenery from ireland in the trailer?
(You)
Why is Sabine, a lightly tanned Islander in the cartoon look like a ape there all of a sudden?
>>81843999
I didn't watch the trailer, didn't watch the thor trailer either.
Is this accurate?
>>81843958
>autism : the post
Zack Snyder always looks like he has no idea where he is
>>81843958
>being so triggered by the other thread that you make this
lol
What went [spoilerwrong[/spoiler]?
everything
tiring setting
shit cast
blatant lack of inspiration
boring and overrated just like the movie and the 2nd season
>>81843876
You didn't learn how to spoil text.
Who else is excited
George come back please
me, personally, I am very excited
Very cool.
ITT: things that you want to have a film adaptation of. Can be a book, video game, stage play, radio play, whatever.
>>81843645
>things that you want to have a film adaptation of
Your inevitable suicide
>>81843883
This ain't your momma's multimedia discussion forum
>>81843645
inb4 GTA. No GTA. Just leave it alone, it'll never happen.
is it time for zohan to join the mcu?
looking at that package he'd be more at home at Dark Horse
sandler shit posting aside that movie was funny
>>81843554
>Go to America
>Instantly get bumbling Amerifat sidekick who lets you fuck his mum
Is this really whats its like to go to America?
This deserves a live-action remake. Let's cast it, /tv/.
Danny Devito as Mole
My dick in between her feet
>>81843127
>she fell for "women are equal in strength to men" meme.
Holy shit, this was very good. Is Shamayalamanan back?
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
>>81843035
Mcavoy is insane, what a terrific performance. I knew he was good after watching Filth but this was on another level.
>Only show 8 personalities
ITT: Actors who would make great first contact with aliens
>>81842987
we made first contact in the 50's you bum
>>81842987
I have to unironically agree with you
>would be nonjudgmental
>amicable
>charismatic
>friendly
>cool asf
He should be earths ambassador in all honesty
Most other actors have some type of front they always put up
Runner ups:
Matthew McConaughey - only if he acts like those Lincoln commercials but that wouldn't be genuine
Viggo Mortenson - mumbles too much
The Rock - too swole
Bottom of the barrel place:
George Clooney
Any female actress
Amy Schumer
Can someone explain black "humor" to me?
Why is it so different from normal humor?
What sort of mindset do you need to have to find this funny?
>>81842965
basically you gotta have a big dick. If you got a little dick you won't get it.
>>81842965
you jus jealus cuz you ain't go no pus
me? i prefer the nutty professor
>Happy End is an upcoming film by Michael Haneke. It has been selected to compete for the Palme d'Or at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival.[2] A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.
>constantly makes films critiquing the comfort of western bourgeoisie, encourages white guilt while idealizing other ethnicities; His estimated net worth is around 25 million USD / does he welcome the migrants in his luxurious neighborhood? (complete hypocrisy & lack of self-awareness)
>There is a small dish in front of him containing several carefully sliced chunks of fresh pineapple. He spears one with a cocktail stick and pops it in his mouth. "Of course," Haneke says, eyes twinkling as he chews. "I'm a very bad person. There is just as much evil in all of us as there is good. We're all continuously guilty, even if we're not doing it intentionally to be evil. Here we are sitting in luxury hotels, living it up on the the backs of others in the third world. We all have a guilty conscience, but we do very little about it."
>His mother Beatrix von Degenschild was an actress and a daughter of the local aristocracy. His father walked out before Haneke was 3. Beatrix married again to Alexander Steinbrecher, an Austrian Jew composer (also became the stepfather of Christoph Waltz after Beatrix's death).
ok
Happy End's cast
>Haneke's "muse" for their 4th collab: Isabelle Huppert (Her father was Jewish[2], married to Lebanese Jewish film producer Ronald Chammah) Won best actress at Cannes in 2001 for Piano Teacher with Haneke, then was president of jury in 2009, gave the palme d'or to Haneke for White Ribbon (incestuous conflict of interest/favoritism), champagne socialist and militant against French Front National
(for further ref., Haneke's other "muse" Juliette Binoche has a similar profile: parents were actors/directors, grandparents were in Auschwitz, champagne socialist, pro-immigration, anti FN, close links with Zionist organizations, etc)
>Trintignant (nepotism, wealthy industrialist family, ties to the Kennedy clan, first entry in Cannes was with Jew Claude Lelouch for A Man and a Woman, his daughter (actress/nepotism as well) married a Jewish filmmaker, etc.)
>Kassovitz (his father is a Hungarian Jew[2]), director of propaganda pro-racemixing films like Métisse (Halfbreed) or dishonest race-baiting like La Haine
>Loubna Abidar, Moroccan actress banned in Morocco for "contempt for moral values" (previous film, Much Loved, was pro-LGBT, pro-adultery and anti-religion), the film was screened and praised in Cannes (director Nabil Ayouch: Tunisian Jewish mother)
ok?
How come The Hobbit got three films but The Fellowship,Two Towers & Return Of The King only got one?
>>81842513
dont worry goy soon the remakes will be released in your lifetime
>>81842513
Because The Hobbit movies didnt have to be good to rake it in.
Christopher Nolan presents, The Lord of The Rings
> Frodo running from black Knights
> Loud German siren
WUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH
> Gandalf looking out at a landscape
WUUUUUAHHHHHH
> Black screen then we hear footsteps approaching
> He starts to laugh,
> Sauron laughs and smiles to the audience
>Will Smith is reportedly the top choice to play the Genie in Guy Ritchie's live action take on Aladdin
Guys..
So you're trying to say
>>81842487
szechuan sauce
>live action remakes of disney films
you can take me now satan, i am done
Better Call Saul Season 3 review thus far:
episode 1: good but spent too much time showing mike searching his car trim for a hidden object.
episode 2: good but spent too much time showing mike tracking people using a transmitter.
if it's supposed to take place in the past, why does Mike look older than he did on BrBa?
I wanna watch a show where Rhea Seehorn and Jimmy just chill out and cuddle and hold hands
>>81842462
Mike's age increase isn't that noticeable imo, but Gus looks way older.