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ITT: Movies you regret not watching in the cinema.

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BREAKING NEWS
Lazy, greedy writers "union" authorizes strike
http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/4/19/15265700/wga-strike-writers-guild-hollywood

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>we'll be good boy witches!

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Which part of the 2000s was better for movies and television, the early 2000s or the late 2000s?

2001-2006:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRvwpgN2ak8

2006-2009:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMIuuO_PQo

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>Be me, Aragorn son of Arathorn, Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnedain, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor.
>Finally defeat Sauron, peace in Middle Earth.
>Become King of Gondor after singing an autistic song at my coronation
>All my friends fuck off to the literally perfect realm of the undying lands to smoke dank pipe weed all day
>I am left to rule over smelly gondor peasants
>At least I get to fuck my hot elf wife
>Have zero knowledge of economics
>Implement an incredibly poor tax policy
>Fuck it, I’m a wise and good king, nothing can go wrong.
>Land literally ravaged by war
>Farms trampled and ruined, no crops, no food
>Population begin to starve
>Get loan from Bank of Rohan
>Buy food from the west, problem solved
>Shit we ran out of food
>Owe money to Rohan, 2000% interest
>Try to enforce emergency tax collection
>Can’t - army gone because I didn’t pay them
>Streets of Minas Tirith crumbling due to zero investment in infrastructure
>Suddenly thousands of orc refugees turn up at gates
>They’re demanding welfare payments
>They begin to breed the women
>Hot elf wife cucks me with and Uruk Hai bull
>Best option at this point is to an hero Denethor style
>Praise Eru for gift of mortality
>Mfw all of this happened because of shitty tax policy

Gee, really lights up your beacons, I guess GRR > JRR after all :)

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The twist is going to be that Episode 7 was intentionally a copy of ANH and that Luke is the only one to realize history is continuously repeating itself. That is why he wants to disband the Jedi and becomes a depressed hermit.

He stranded Rey on Jakku because he knew that just like his father she would be tempted by the darkside and eventually turn. Eventually she convinces him to to train her in the force and sure enough, she turns by the end of the movie just like Luke predicted

Snoke is revealed to be Literally nobody important. Luke even outright says that he isn't important or even worth fighting because when he is gone, another dark side villain will rise in his place. That is the dark truth he learned by traveling to the first Jedi Temple. What we as viewers know as "Poetry, it rhymes", is actually an in-universe phenomenon caused by the force binding everyone and everything

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How did he make so much money selling bootleg men's clothing?

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Does anything good ever happen to anyone on this show? I'm halfway through season 2, and it's just unfortunate occurrence after unfortunate occurrence. Every once in a while it fools you into thinking that things will finally go well for a character, and then boom, just like that whatever good they accomplished is made irrelevant.

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my body is ready

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This month's public bread is provided by the Capitoline Brotherhood of Millers. The Brotherhood uses only the finest flour: true Roman bread... for true Romans.

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CGI COMPOSITES

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Russ Meyer edition.

Previous thread: >>81771059

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Russ Meyer is pretty great, right?

>News
Anon opines on KG: >>81781921
Vidya > movies: >>81774741
Anon is upset at Criterion: >>81773716
Anon invents a hypothetical art film that everyone wants to see: >>81780724

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Why did everyone hate on this when it came out? I just saw it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. There were few things didn't work, like Tarkin's CGI and the shoe-inned callbacks to the Original Trilogy, but those were few and far between. Everyone complained about the quips but there weren't even that many compared to what Marvel is putting out. Overall I enjoyed the tone of the movie, the action sequences, and way the relationship between the girl and the french dude developed over time, and the movies overall message that even a shitty life full of pain can be turned into something worthwhile through love and fighting for something bigger than yourself.

What does /tv/ think?

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So did his experiment of entering the film industry fail? He has nothing else lined up after War Dogs