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it was a gay test
after this scene the lights went up in the theater and their was mandatory penis inspection
anyone (like you) who got turned on was ejected from the theater and their falcons were confiscated.

>>81876760
He was obviously looking at his abs

the day of the rope has come

Zippos are like 12 bucks, what the fuck were they thinking

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>>81989807
>walks away in slow motion
>doesn't look back
>doesn't get hit by the force of the explosion or shrapnel

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its worse if they throw a cigarette. it would extinguish itself

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Female protagonist in the 50s

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Female protagonist and love interest in 2017. This is what happens when women are the ones making decision on what movei to watch

fellatio

ravioli ravioli give me the second passwordioli

Protip: If you're going to start a sex orgy club, don't mandate full face masks.
You can't suck a dick through a full face mask. Or drink your fancy wine.

>>81876139
WHY DONT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER AND """""SISTER""""" COLE!?

>>81876139
The poor man's Armond White
The rich man's Barbara Chandler's son

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All reviewers should be executed.

>yfw you aren't dustier than thou

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?

>>81875772
Chuck's Feed & Seed

*gasp* Dr. Strange!

Why does this CGI look better than almost everything out 13 years later.

Kino villain to be honest family

>>81989109

what's that talentless hack in the middle doing with those superstars?

>>81989146
The one in the middle is a "has-been"

the other two are what you'd call a "never-was"

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>>81989146
Iko and Scott are shooting a movie in Thailand. They ran into Seagal who was probably hooking up with ladyboys

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inb4 emma stone movies

Magnolia

>>81875562
>Frogula
>Frogenstein
>The Frunch Frog of Frotre Frame

>americans consider you a terrible person if you dont tip

whats wrong with you people? in every other culture on earth tipping is a plus if the person did a good job, not mandatory

>>81875571

America stills uses the Imperial System. It speaks volumes of how backwards they are in some ways.

>>81875550
he should really take better care of that car

Smoking makes you cool, duh

Slut up or Shut up
And NEVER trade faces with Nic Cage

Suck Danny's cock while dressed as a biker whore at the drive-in, swallow his load, and MAYBE you'll find some semblance of purpose and self respect.

>we tried to rig it and it didnt work, therefor it's rigged!

???

>>81875436
I mean same thing happene in the American election.

>>81875436
Viewers gave it low ratings because it's a piece of shit, not because of some internet raid or whatever you're thinking

>>81875179
I'd Ivanka her Trump if you know what I'm saying

>>81875215
You'd eat her poop?

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>when we get to Yemen can I stay with you

>>81988636

>BvS: All the movies it shamelessly copies and fails to be as good as

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>>81988636
>>he'll never attend a university

SAD

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Yeah, what's the course going to be called, the rise and the fall of american cinema? Because I'll tell you one thing. Hollywood, your time has almost elapsed. Your stagnant ideas and rampant propaganda has crushed you and the death of western entertainment is upon you. Eastern cinema rises and will take your money and your viewers and grind you into dust and the conniving sheep will flock like rats on a sinking ship as they drown, sunk by the rising glory of eastern cinema. Too late, you'll change your ways, when the little spreadsheets that show the dollars that govern your lives read zero will you desperately try to gain back what they have lost through their own ineptitude. But it will be too late. No one will answer their call. But no one will be left watching to see. The sun is rising in the east.

i stand
makes me feel like i'm part of the cast

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>>81875199

>not standing and talking to the cast in character so you can experience total immersion in your kino