Did I like this film?
No, you're obviously a Catholic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPMfCJpfhdo
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>87195042
slidin' over cars while i shoot...
BASED CRUISE WORKING FEMINISTS INTO A SHOOT
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic he'd be Tom Booze.
I see you shiver, with antici...
nigger
>>87195048
>>87195302
>>87195048
>>87195033
Pation
>Thorough bitches
>Adapt to any borough bitches
>Be in spots where there were no bitches
>Ya feel me?
>"through the looking glass"
What did he mean by this? I know that it is from Alice in Wonderland
rubb my schlong
murder my dick
destroy my cock and balls
>genuinely funny moments and sad moments
Is this the epitome of Marvel kino?
>that
>good
They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie
>>87195001
I don't know about sad moments, but I do agree that there are some really good jokes in there that make me laugh. The one that really stands out to me was when Drax almost threw up imagining having sex with Mantis.
>>87195213
Is this pasta new? Haven't seen it before
ITT: Movies that hit way too close to home
>op has never had a job or been selfsufficient
kek
>>87195225
but he had a job and lived alone
Gods, I was a boar then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnDAPCQqiA
ONE BALL AND NO BRAINS
>>87194928
THE BOOOOOAAAAAR IS PREGNANT
Thoughts?
It was good at explaining the recession to normies
i enjoyed it, steve carrel is criminally underrated in dramatic roles
>>87194883
>>87194940
>I don't care about the money!
>I just know, in the end, they will blame it on the immigrants
I've just had enough of listening to normies praise this smarmy arsed derivative second rate hack job of a director. All his films are utterly fucking retarded to the nth degree and simply involve doing a pastiche of actual good films. People call it a "homage" but the truth is once you reach Tarantinos level of "homage" you are simply engaging in a full blown rip off.
>b-b-but muh dialogue anon
NO! the "royale with cheese" moment from pulp fiction is a prime example of quipily delivered bullshit drivel lines with random ass topics that make the normies cream from feeling like a real life psuedo-intellectual film connoisseur
>b-b-b-but technically well made anon...
NO! he's just ripped everything he does from people with actual talent. his contribution to the advancement of cinema is nil, hell he's made it go backwards!
THIS MAN FUCKING SUCKS
>>87313382
Pulp Fiction
Hateful Eight
Django Unchained
Reservoir Dogs
True Romance
Some of the greatest films of all time.
>>87313382
I don't hate his movies or work, I genuinely think the guy has his style and signature on making stuff.
What I do find retarded is his fanbase though.
It's as autistic and cringeworthy as rick and morty, got, twin peaks and kubrick ones.
Dunno if I made my point clear, most of this stuff can be fun, watchable, even good sometimes, but when faggots go full retard mode acting like it's the greatest thing humanity ever produced in more than 15000 years oh history... that's something worth hating.
TLDR: yeah, Tarantino fanboys and normie fanboys are faggots.
>>87313507
all of these films a literal turds that scoot by by being memes.
Take pulp fiction for example. There's nobody i care about in the whole film and i certainly dont care to watch what happen to any of them
OMG SAMUEL L. NIGNOG JUST SAID MUTHFUCKA LELELELEL
ROYALE WITH CHEEEEEEEESE?
POINTLESS DANCING SCENE AND UMA THIRMAN IN GENERAL. O'D YOU BITH LIKE I GIVE A FUUUUUUCK
POINTLESS NON-LINEAR STORYTELLING. WHAT DOES IT EVEN IMPART?
SOMEONE SAID NIGGAR LEL 2EDGY4U
WOAH SUPER VIOLENT!
GAY RAPE! WOAH LOOKOUT SOMEONE SAID NIGGARS AGAIN WOAHHAHAHAH
>"I'm trying to keep it down, Nia and the baby are sleeping"
>the sound of heavy footsteps can be heard, getting louder and louder
>Bill whimpers in fear
>the door is slammed open violently
>"BILL, I THOUGHT I FUCKING TOLD YO WHITE ASS NOT TO WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!'
>"N-Nia I'm sorry I was trying to be qu-"
>a loud slap is heard
>"NIA PLEASE STOP"
>"FUCK YOU WHITE BOY, IMMA KILL YO ASS JUST LIKE I DID THAT STUPID DOG!"
>for 5 minutes we hear a savage beating, Bill begging for mercy as he's tossed around the room like a ragdoll
>eventually Nia tires out and leaves
>"T-the l-l-lovely Nia, everybody..."
I couldn't keep listening after he gave the dog away, there's was to much sorrow in his voice
How broken is he now
>all of your heroes will be cucked in your lifetime
The eternal female
>>87194941
i'll never be cucked so make me your hero
Do you think they went a little too far?
more gore = better. you are getting used to and familar with, therefore in sudden case of accident you are less likely to panic and keep cold blood
>>87313084
The bosses wanted to make an example
>>87313286
They could have shot him and left his body somewhere. This was just fucking monstrous!
YAAAAAASSSSSS!!! Oh, wait I mean ASIANS ARE UNDER REPRESENTED IN HOLLYWOOD!!!
When will they learn people don't give a fuck about minority characters, especially fugly fat asians?
Probably has nothing to do with the fact that she's the only not-returning character on sale right now
>>87194811
NOBODY WANTS A FAT FUCK DOLL
YOU EITHER BUY A TOY BECAUSE THE CHARACTER IS COOL OR BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL, THAT SHIT ISN'T EITHER
>so popular it's the ONLY toy they even stock anymore