I need me a big guy
Jane?
>>81885567
>If I pull you off, would you die?
>>81885567
>A big black guy
Did Millennials ruin film?
>>81996897
No, boomers did. And the Gen X-ers are responsible for the quipping epidemic.
>>81996897
Gen X did actually.
>>81997159
>be /int/
>spam every thread that has nothing to do with your hatred of Americans
We get it. You're jealous of us. Now go back. >>>/int/
Battle Droid Thread
Why did Lucas make these? Why did he make weak and ineffective comic relief characters the main enemy?
>>81885433
They were meant to be cheap and easy to mass produce. That's what made them effective armies for mega corporations like the Trade Federation.
They could just buy a huge, cheap army and overwhelm an enemy with numbers.
Generic Woman with Plot Armor Sends an Email also Gooks for some reason
what a shitty flick.
>>81885318
I thought it was the best Star Wars flick.
The final battle was better than anything since at least Endor, which is probably because they ripped half of it off Return of the Jedi. But seriously, that KOTOR-style hammerhead ramming the star destroyer into the SSD to break through the shield generator was dope.
The droid may have been quippy, but he was funny.
I liked how the main characters all died, it was a satisfying ending. I expected some ass-pull rescue, but it didn't happen and by the time they died I was mildly sad for them to die on the beach. I hope they fucked in the elevator, at least.
I also felt that making the primary protagonist a female was okay, it wasn't any different than if it had been male and THAT is equality to me. Her sexuality was never brought up or had any impact on the story, it was unobtrusive.
The diversity in the cast was likewise not awful - they could have been anything, so they were a couple asians, a frenchman, a brit, and a robot.
All things considered it was better than TFA at least - which I also found to be alright.
Seeing the new Star Wars movies and the capeshit I missed since I started fucking with /tv/ leads me to the realization that all these bitter, angry little virgins age 10-45 are wrong. This is basically reddit but everyone thinks saying nigger and cuck is cool.
>>81885872
I essentially agree with this poster, just two observations:
>quippy droid
I liked the aversion from the usual. His humour was darker, more in tone with the film, and the "bad feeling" was accurate this time
>TFA
Regardless you like TFA or not (I don't but let's not transform it in the usual shitshow) I think this movie CELEBRATES the originals, it shows how dangerous and overwhelming, regardless of the quality of the troops, the Empire can be. This makes the accomplishment of han, Luke and Leia more important and unique. Because the "norm" is, at best, end like the protagonists of R1.
TFA shits all over the original characters. And I fear we still have to see the worst with Ep VIII.
>>81885318
You overreacted to this. Is understandable for the context and the stupidity of many SW writers, but I think sh is a well mad character.
I hate how in TFA Rey is shown strong humiliating the males around her. Jyn is good but she is one of the team. She know something, the guys know something else and all together they (barely) complete the mission.
The "gooks" were because of the trope that the mystic guy is an oriental. They needed an asian guy for china, they put a martial art guy conncted to the jedi (he would have become one probably if not of what happened) and the heavy gun guy was a consequence, a foil for his friend.
Baze (heavy weapon guy) was cool. I liked that he instead was not stereotypical, with an unsubtle DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA fight style.
Ride my wrinkly old cockand no slacking
>>81885229
I bet he can't even get hard.
What's the point?
THICC
WHY?!
Dude bald guys driving lmao
America contributed 120million, what's your point
>>81885034
Its a good, fun diverse movie with family values...not that 'murikkkans would know anything about that.
Well? Which one do you prefer? The late 90's and early 2000's George Lucas prequels or the Disney-made sequel trilogy?
>>81884974
The Phantom Menace
>>81885334
Unironically the best SW movie since OT
sequels.
but only if they make reylo canon.
Is Arsenal Fan TV kino?
No. Kys.
>>81885719
>>>/9gag/
Never use that YouTube term kys near me ever again you stupid fucking cunt. Kill yourself
blud..
Just got back from seeing Get Out.
It was alright. Why does it have a 99% RT rating though?
Also what was the point with that deer that they hit?
Stop posting that fucking photo
>>81884709
>just got back from torrenting a movie
is this what /tv/ has come to? just say you torrented it you NEET shit
>>81884709
>he didnt get the deer
jesus dude, it's a well done but not that complex movie
>So we asked this site called 4chan...
I have to say this show is a little more appealing now that I took the time to pay attention and not be spoonfed by you faggots. Doesn't mean I'm going to watch it, I'm lazy as shit.
https://youtu.be/2SpLaca8M4k
>>81996545
Moshe Kasher looks like the goy version of Stephen Colbert.
>>81996623
To me he looks more like that guy who knows he'll never have to deal with any actual issues in his life because he's rich and just gets pleasure from being a smarmy fact-dodging annoying "IWANNABERIGHT!!!" kinda cunt. Like he enjoys fucking with people below him. Probably laughs at his janitor. Fuck this guy. But yeah he looks like Colbert.
Man it's also funny to think that years ago 4chan really liked Colbert. Times change I guess.
i remember that thread and thought it was bait, wish i would have asked a question
Do you like Dune and what is your opinion on the movie?
>>81884677
Saw the movie before I read the book and loved it, after reading the book I can say the changes were very weird but it's still very enjoyable
Boring as fuck.
>>81884677
if only David Lynch had been allowed to go full on Lynch mode this could have been special. overall its a mess involing too many cooks and I understand why Lynch had his name removed from it .
Should famous actors modulate their opinions knowing that these will be broadcast to the world?
Or would it be wrong to expect a man to edit himself at every turn lest he irritate some cultural sensitivity?
Because of white privilege this poor man has not learned better, if we abolished the straight white cis patriarchy everyone would get the education they need.
Test
it looks like he has a lil alien ear like a bat or something lmao
Is everyone glad that the best show on television is back?
I've never seen or heard of this show until i saw season 3 episode 1 on. Watched about 15 minutes, seemed retarded
>>81884707
did you just turn 18? Leftovers gets talked about frequently, especially while a season is airing.
>>81884659
kinda sad they didn't introduce a new intro...
>>81884707
like most shows on HBO, you have to give them a chance to pick up.
>We burned down the forest
WTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world tangerine thieves?
>>81884563
You're not British, you wouldn't understand.
Alfred was SAS, probably did more illegal shit than Batman
>>81884615
Mind you, during colonial times, most of Burma was forested, and it contains a rare biodiversity, with about 80 endemic species. Setting aside the danger of setting such a large forested area on fire, which due to the abundant greenery can easily spread to other areas uncontrollably, there's still the likely possibility that Alfred's crew had literally genocided a bunch of rare species to the point of extinction, all in order to catch some thief. Not even tangerine sized rubies justify that.
When's the third season start?
GOD
>>81884592
DOESN'T
>>81884605
EXIST