What a terribly designed piece of equipment. The purpose of a cross guard on a sword is to protect the hand. It doesn't work if the guard is made of two smaller swords. It works even less well if the two smaller swords are made of fire.
But its cool, you fucking faggot
>>81933262
What is more retarded is that light sabers, that's "light" saber, meaning that the blade is made of a beam of light, are unable to pass through the blade of another light saber.
Or that the light saber can deflect laser beams too.
They're made of light but in the Star Wars universe light cannot pass through light.
So OP, your argument is stupid because in the Star Wars universe a cross guard made from the same light that makes the blade of a light saber would give protection to the holder's hand.
ps: it's not fire. it's a light beam.
>>81933288
fpbp
>marvelfags will defend this
what in the actual fuck
>>82050515
How much does that shit cost?
>>82050515
>please watch our movie
>>82050515
This is the strangest product placement I've ever heard of
ITT: cartoon characters with dead voice actors
>>81933249
Lmao I bet if he had 3 wishes he would wish he hadn't killed himself
it stillhutz
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
And what's the name of the biopic again?
Monkey Mentality
I wonder if he knows gorillas have tiny penises.
When was the last time you watched a DVD?
What movie was it?
About three months ago
Salmon fishing in the yemen
>>81933143
2002
I don't even remember, but I still buy them often when I see them for a discount price. I got Re-Animator and True Romance a few days ago for 2.99 each.
Why the FUCK was it so good?
>>81932997
looking for a movie for tonight
does this have a YIFY release?
Because it was way better thought out and focused than The Revenant and featured a great actor acting his ass of instead of just getting an Oscar for reacting to the cold.
The Liam Neesons punching wolves?
i just finished mad men and I gotta say overall the show is fantastic it definitely has a slow start but it picks up well and the character development is amazing
>>81932670
Watch it drunk
go suck a fat one you cunt
Welcome home anon, it used to bring out the best in this board, still does on occasion. Just started 6 w/ commentary, really interesting insight.
Season 3 predicitons? hopes? fears?
Will they recast Annie and Donna or are they just ded?
What the fuck does the ring even fucking do?
I really hope BOB doesn't turn out to be possessing a woman. Will feel forced.
>>82050441
>Hopes
That it isn't what people expect and want it to be. I want it to be off putting for normie tv audiences
>Fears
That it'll look like garbage. He shot on digital, and he shot a shitton of footage, and directed all of it himself. I worry that it won't look cinematic, that it won't look as good as his past films.
>>82051351
>He shot on digital, and he shot a shitton of footage, and directed all of it himself.
That sounds amazing though, Lynch is the only mainstream filmmaker other than Mann who does digital right.
There have been some pretty good horror kinos in the last couple years, but I feel like something is missing. They don't make good monsters anymore. Let's make our own slasher/monster, /tv/.
Answer these questions...
>What is his name
>Where is he from
>What does his lair look like
>How does he kill
>Who is is target
>What is his gimmick (Freddy has dreams, Michael Myers was a crazy satan child, Jason Vorhees was Michael Myers)
>>81932501
Bump before retards say stupid shit.
>What is his name
Jim Fogarty
>Where is he from
The bayous
>What does his lair look like
Some sort of cultish sacrificial chamber
>How does he kill
Jack the Ripper style
>Who is is target
Tourists
>What is his gimmick (Freddy has dreams, Michael Myers was a crazy satan child, Jason Vorhees was Michael Myers)
Picks unsuspecting victims up people up at gas/rest stops, playing a kind local kind of character and proceeds to sacrifice them to ancient deities
>>81932782
...I dig it.
Baneposting is 5 years old
Will baneposting ever die and become an 'old meme'?
Will /tv/ still be baneposting in 2022?
>>81932304
dead meme
sad frog and pale freak are older and are still posted so what
You just don't want to face that it's already dead
Is it embarrassing to go see a movie with one of your parents if you're an adult?
I want her to be my mommy
>>82050154
Stop living your life in fear of things that aren't scary
>>82050154
That is only something that try-hard edgy adolescents concern themselves with.
>Colbert shilling
>Bill Nye shilling
>Rick and Morty shilling
What's happening?!
maybe you're the real shill
g-get with the times, grandpa *burp*
>shilling is fine as long as I agree with their politics :)
A communications disruption can mean only one thing.
Our communications...are disrupted.
>>81932695
MWAAAaaah the Naboo communications have always been renowned for their disruption
>>81932286
it meanssandstorm
Is this propaganda to keep me from buying guns?
>>81932261
You need more than one senpai ?
>>81932282
well i got two hands
I don't know about that, but the conspiracies surrounding Oklahoma City and the missing surveillance footage and still unidentified suspect is interesting to look into.
I liked him in Friends and loved him as that asshole Sobel in Band of Brothers.
Is that it for Schwimmer kino or has he done other work worth watching?
Big Nothing with Alice Eve and Simon Pegg
>>81932207
Not even joking, Breast Men is worth a watch.
>>81932315
Oh that looks good. Thanks, anon!
>>81932386
As much as I'm a tits man, the ratings for this seem a little subpar. Is the Schwimmer action really worth a 90 minute investment?