Lets be real: the sketches are shit, and they've always been shitty even on the original show.
Yeah, that's partly why I don't care about the reboot. Just give me RiffTrax.
You're a pleb for liking the remake
You're a pleb for not liking Mike's sketches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ellEb0jlj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-dsQx5XZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xvhn122ygc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Fm7Dkc5Ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8xbGsaEnc0
Why did NPH show up? Why was that sketch so long
Opinions on this /tv/?
2 > 1
both are good
hating Tarantino is the stupidest /tv/ meme
>>81968542
8.5/10
well, I'll tell you whyBECAUSE ITS JUST SO MUCH FUN, JAN
Why is every movie these days including hamfisted political messages?
>>81968458
>these days
>these days
>these days
Why was everyone laughong in the theaters during the scene where he's running away from all the bad guus?
> lab born and trained super soldier / assasin
> fat
This colorful pack of diverse kids "assasins" were laughtable
Because hes a fat black kid running. Our society hasn't gotten full sjw retarded enough to not find that fucking hilarious
>>81968386
>niggawatt
>fatic shock
any others?
What went wrong ?
nothing
His films.
Everything
When does it get good? I'm six episodes in and all of them have been just alright.
It doesn't. All the good episodes have been copied by better shows with bigger budgets and done better, so all the episodes will seem lame or just shit
>>81968074
>enters the twilight zone
>thinking anything will be good
OP do you know what you're doing?
>>81968211
No, I don't.
Never seen a thread like this.
Let's try. ITT: Actors/Actresses who either have it all yet can't get roles OR are complete shit but for some reason always get booked
Pic related
>jewish
>gorgeous
>famous
>acting experience
>great actress
>prime age
>highest role is Sharknado 3
Best:
Gal Gadot
tits
>>82084005
So she's the former then?
I don't know. She seems a dime a dozen as far as "package" is concerned. Her big break was a Disney XD sitcom she eventually got downsized in.
>>82084005
>>Peyton List
>>Hot as Fuck
>>Over 18/ can do nude scenes
Still doing Disney shit-tier garbage.
What wentright?
Natalie Portman
Count dooku
Sheev
>>81967899
I watched TPM for the first time last night since I was a kid.
It was pretty fun to be honest family. The worst thing about it is Jar Jar Binks, but at least he's a stab at originality, JJ Abrams with that goddamn soccer ball robot R2D2 rip-off.
Can we finally admit that Ep 2 is the worst of the prequels?
Kurt
Stephen Root
>>81967995
>>81967937
>>81967867
I hate all 3 of these actors
>since A New Hope was about a fun space adventure, all subsequent star wars movies/media can only be about a fun space adventure or else they are "just not Star Wars"
>any story that tries to make a more complicated or mature narrative with more interesting themes is shot down because it's "just not Star Wars"
this meme needs to endno I'm not talking about rogue 1
>>81967634
>Empire
>ROTS
But you are right
>>81967634
>rogue 1
>complicated or mature
But Empire is widely regarded as the best one?
Give me one good reason why The Thin Red Line isnt your favorite war movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2wL9AawlDA
>>81967598
the pseudophilosophy monologues or whatever you want to call them
other than that it's a goat movie
because it's not full metal jacket
>>81967598
Das Boot exists
we're live, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADjBjYLoQk
>>82083961
DUDE. I was literally just googling when was the next jre. That's craaaaazy.
BUMP
Fuck bears!!
>Jamie pull up that audio of that guy getting killed by a bear
holykek dis gon be good
>we got some breaking news: a plane just hit the World Trade center.
>anyways back to my story about banging Pamela Anderson
Wasn't pretty much the whole broadcast focused on the attack?
>>82083913
Only after the second plane hit. The show went back to normal for a bit before everybody realized what was really happening.
>>82083913
Yes it was filled with call ins, so sad and depressing to listen to.
Pic related is a candidate
>worthless dole, scum
This
>>81967428
Yes, Minister. It provides political commentary still relevant even to this day.
The current state of post-Disney Star Wars novels.
>A FUCKING TREE
Confirmed real source of the force. Muh evil man, muh righteous woman Cain and Abel ripoff.
Are you ready? It hasn't even begun.
>>81967214
>Shi Shu
Nice proofreading there. Same typo twice on the same page? Well fucking done.
So is the 'h' silent?