>It's a Remy controls Linguini and fucks his girlfriend better than he ever could episode
Ratatouille is not a tv show.
>>82025109
Elaborate PLEASE
>>82025198
Shut the fuck up
ANDY?
>>82025070
what a fucking golddigging slut. She didn't even know whse kid it was but she was stringing along both men anyway, and managed to give them shit about it too.
>>82025070
holy moly I just realized
ANDY DICK!
>>82025097
Did you realize about Ben and Jerry too?
ITT: 2/10 movies
>>82025010
That's at least 8/10 though
>t. dcuck
>>82025010
It's a solid 7/10 movie.
So is pedophilia a common symptom of PTSD?
*leaps out of bush*
Yes. The majority of it has been shown to be from arrested development.
>>82025024
>hello darkness, my old friend...
The Guild
>6 seasons long
>over 7 hours long in total
it took Felicia almost 7 years to write 7 hours worth of content and even said she ran out of ideas around season 3.
does she even deserve the hype she gets as a writer?
>>82024974
Why does all the guys look like dorks but the women are all extremely sexy and hott?
>>82025079
Literally the only hot one is the azn, and she's like a 7. Felicia's camel face ruins what is a decent milky body.
>>82024974
>7 hours
Is each episode like 2 minutes or what?
Who was in the wrong here...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
Poor mans Alison Brie.
>>82024827
He makes Colbert look like Jared Taylor
Me, for allowing my spirits to be crushed by my childhood role model.
What are some movies where there is obviously other important shit for the characters to do but they fuck it off and just do inane shit?
>>82024624
Imma just leave this here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DZZwuzF1p8
I feel it was a mistake to make all the games focus on clementine.
It should have been left open to player interpretation if she survives past season 1.
Anyone here ever funded or had funded a Kickstarter?
>>82024525
I'd rather die
>cuckstarter
>>82024531
>>82024543
I heard about one where people gave thousands of dollars to someone who asked for like 10 bucks to make a potato salad...
is it all completely reddit?
I come across an interesting if not infamous website, seemingly as old as the internet itself yet never truly explored by the average mind.
*grabs a live chicken and bites its head off*
As I was saying, my journey for fame, fortune, and food has brought me to 4chan; known to some as the true birthplace of the internet. Specifically I find myself on /tv/, a den of the absurd, the dying, the reborn, and the contrarian; dedicated to the "discussion" of all that takes place in front of a camera lens.
*kills the last animal of an endangered species*
I see Aiden Gillen, a close friend of mine who has become a peculiar case; blossomed into somewhat of an ironic god for the ever sarcastic masses of 4chan. A simple phrase from his opening lines in "The Dark Knight Rises" immortalizes him in the memetic dreams of /tv/. Not long after, I encounter a scantily clad prepubescent girl who makes some vulgar sexually suggestive approaches towards me -- likely the work of the less reputable men who lurk in the shadows of /tv/. A fight breaks out nearby, two overweight men with poor hygiene fighting over the sexual history of a B list actress. I smell the pungent aroma of passed gas; it smells good. It smells like beautiful disgusting chaos. I'm starting to feel at home here.
*shoots a doe in mid birth and uses its umbilical cord to strangle the barely newborn fawn*
I ask the locals for their opinions of my own work on television and it doesn't bode well for me, I'm called a pretentious faggot and told to kill myself. The lingering insecurity of my sexual past flares up like gazelle blown apart by a stick of dynamite, and I leave to ponder about my experiences with /tv/...and of course...find something to eat.
*drags the corpse of a homeless man into a nearby kitchen*
You should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write anything ever again throw out your computer and stop using the internet now
>>82024325
here'a a (OP) for making me read all that in his voicealso kek
>>82024325
Lmao this was perfect
>The McDonald's brothers let the annual royalty deal be agreed on a handshake
Were they retarded
I don't care about that but why does everything on the menu at Mickey D's taste like a pile of salt
They were good hearted naive people who believed everyone was inherently good and truthful
>>82024240
>accepting a handshake from a man that made fake milkshakes
it was supposed to be symbolic
Name a sitcom funnier than season 1-6 Always Sunny
I'll wait.
Only Fools and Horses
Now go back to rÄ—ddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAEiSSDPNA
>>82024133
Describe why this show is "redidit"
*demands $1000*
>>82023959
fuck off evil Data
>>82023959
So were they on the down low or what?
Was he shooting at god ?
this fuckin guy!
He was shooting at The Vipers
>>82023915
>being this pathetic
I feel old.
I been out there since I was 13. I ain't never fucked up a count, never stole off a package, never did some shit that I wasn't told to do. I been straight up.
But what come back? Hmm? You'd think if I get jammed up on some shit they'd be like, "A'ight, yeah. Bodie been there. Bodie hang tough. We got his pay lawyer. We got a bail." They want me to stand with them, right? But where the fuck they at when they supposed to be standing by us? I mean, when shit goes bad and there's hell to pay, where they at?
This game is rigged, man.
We like them little bitches on a chessboard.;(
>>82023860
King Kong ain't got shit on me
>>82023860
Went out like a man. RIP.
I don't understand this movie
Cum to it twice and fall asleep like everyone else did.
basically Abbey Lee best girl everyone else a shit
t. not born beautiful