Why did you forget about me, /tv/?
>>82045814
cute flapper
do you honestly think the average shitposting kid on here now was old enough to have watched Boardwalk Empire?
Mosquito bite boobs.
Look it up.
What we should expect?
>in french language
throw it in le garbage
More smut for cucks. Just what we needed.
What kind of movies does Verhoeven even do anymore? Why is it in French? Isn't he Dutch?
DUDE
BUGS
LMAO
http://www.thewrap.com/seth-rogen-billy-eichner-play-pumbaa-timon-lion-king-exclusive/
>>82045616
>live action remake of an animated movie
>the animals are going to end up animated anyways so who gives a shit
What is the point?
>>82047061
BILLION
DOLLARS
>>82045616
>No Nathan Lane
what the FUCK. Why? WHY. I understand ousting Matthew "Murder in my Stick Shift" Brodrick. But Both Timon and Pumba's voice are iconic.
Movies that describe the state of /tv/
>>82045408
Thirteen.
>>82045408
Honestly, 90s Lolita was absolute kino. And the girl who played was amazing in the role but she was like... developed and it kinda took me out of it. In some scenes she looks a lot younger then she is, about 8 or 9, but for most of it, nah.
Still great though.
>>82045870
I meant to say "played Lo" not just "played". Sorry for sounding retarded.
This is now a franchise for sjw females and blue haired freaks that identify as zhers.
yes its fucked. everythhing is fucked.
all media is jewish propaganda now.
I know. I don't like Star Wars anymore.
I regret getting the Imperial Emblem tattooed on my leg. I can't wait to start working at this post office job so I can afford to get it covered up. This was back in '12 before SW got completely insufferable
>in b4 'why'd you pay for a tattoo faggot' an old girlfriend of mine was an amateur tattoo artist and we both liked star wars and i got it for free
>>82045369
i know its horrible
>watch starship troopers
>great movie
>watch RoboCop
>amazing movie
>watch pic related
>it's fucking shit
what went wrong here
>>82045115
Nothing. Basic Instinct is Verhoeven's best movie. Only pleb wouldn't understand.
>>82045115
You went wrong, child.
It's pleb filter
When will she finally be recognized as the brilliant actress that she is?
When I get a gf
She's better than Felicity, that's for sure.
>>82044743
When I find out what her ass tastes like
Actually teared up when this happened bros
>tfw you start to connect with Rorschach the older you get
Kill the god damn degenerates
>>82044437
For all his moral absolutism, you feel Rorschach's pain. The deep desire he has to lay it all aside
part of being an adult is knowing that ozymandias did nothing wrong
It's weird knowing that people like him actually exist and that you've probably interacted with some of them once or so in your life.
>>82044111
I have met some people who i suspect of being borderline psycho's but most were weemin and none were as handsome as he is.
That's why I like non-supernatural horror movies. It could "theoretically" happen in real life.
I'm NEET and I can't leave my house
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORIOUS TRAMPLING OF THE JEWS
we've washed ourselves in crackers blood and all the honkies too
THE BLACK MAN MARCHES ON!
>be a kid
>father is a firefighter
>father risks his life to put out a fire in some crack house
>black people kill his father
>gets redpilled
>gradually goes full blown 1488
>le curbstomp
>goes to jail
>funny negro man instantly cleanses evil whitey of his anger and racism
>gets raped by the aryan brotherhood
>gets out
>grows hair out
>becomes hate free with love and rainbows and shit
>brother gets murdered by a black kid in school
What was the fucking point of this movie?
Why is it we never talk about one of the best shows of all time?
Is Caligula one of the best characters of all time? sure the show took a dive in quality after he became emperor, but he was still extremely unpredictable and John Hurt did an amazing job playing him.
>>82044087
75% of this board are shitty teenagers with smart phones who could never muster up the attention span to watch this Roman kino.
Any person who watched Rome should watch this, it follows up almost immediately after it finishes
>>82044487
The show didn't drop in quality? it just changed from a political oriented show to one more focused on the survival of Claudius in an empire lead by a lunatic
>We need a fridge for our next movie, get me Chloe
>shes not available, sir
>then get me the next best thing
>already on it sir!
she was hot af
you gay
>>82043864
Padme in her battle gear was hotter than Leia in her slave costume. There. I said it.
wat
>get extra MSG
didn't kramer know it causes cancer?
What MSG means
>>82043537
mono-sodium glutemate
be thankful for the non-meme reply
>>82043504
Honest question, do people still believe the MSG = bad for you urban legend? I was pretty sure everyone knows that it was debunked immediately and just became false gossip
Why people hate this movie?
I've postponed watching it for years because of how negative it is viewed by everyone but it was a pretty good SF movie.
>"Hey this Jodo guy is totally mangling the movie, we've gotta get it in the hands of a director with a more clear vision."
>"Get me David Lynch"
I've always wondered what this thought process was.
It's the pinnacle of pleb filter kino
Because it's just a dumb retelling of the book events with all the subtleties thrown out and replaced with Lynch's random artistic bs
Hey /tv/, what's your opinion on Bollywood films like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD-6d8Wo3do
Kino or nah?
/tv/ will say pajeets are not kino in any way and should be exterminated...
which I agree with
>>82043328
Saw that movie in theaters when I went to India for vacation 2 years ago. It was alright and the cg was better than any other cg I saw from an Indian movie. Overall still goofy as hell like most Indian movies.
That one rape song was fire though, I was laughing so hard thinking about how you could never get away with that in Hollywood
>>82043328
Its not bollywood though, its a telugu film from south india.