Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our site to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new meme was coming in at /sp/ and I had to see about it. That meme is now flowing at two hundred replies and it's paying me an income of five (You)s an hour. I have two others bumping and I have sixteen baiting on /pol/. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm a meme man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all anons that beg for a chance to shitpost your boards, maybe one in twenty will be meme-men; the rest will be redditors trying to get between you and the meme-men - to get some of the (You)s that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has memes, and means to shitpost, he'll maybe know nothing about memeing and he'll have to hire out the job on a hotpocket contract, and then you're depending on a jannie that's trying to rush the job through so he can get another hotpocket just as quick as he can. This is the way this works.
D-DON'T BULLY ME JANNY
my milkshake brings all the boys to yard damn right
>>82083745
8/10, good luck with this one. Maybe create some responses to self bump from other characters.
Any greeks kinos?
>300
>Troy
What else? Also I saw a pretty good Jason adaption from like the 60s that was really cool. Especially something like that would be appreciated.
check out Caligula
Can you buckle up for some kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8JL54eFikU
>>82083681
>i cant find anything on this guy, HES A GHOST
>not even a parking ticket!
>>82083671
>character hacks into database in a couple of minutes
>"Where do I find him?"
>"He will find you"
Scream season 3 is being retooled to make it less white. Will feature Queen Latifa.
Hyped?
At this rate they might as well retitle it Yass Queen Slay.
This is why people whine about diversity agendas. How would making more characters black improve the movie?
>>82083581
SCRAEM
Tick tock Hollywood, your time has almost elapsed. Your stagnant ideas and rampant propaganda has crushed you and the death of western entertainment is upon you. Eastern cinema rises and will take your money and your viewers and grind you into dust and the conniving sheep will flock like rats on a sinking ship as they drown, sunk by the rising glory of eastern cinema. Too late, you'll change your ways, when the little spreadsheets that show the dollars that govern your lives read zero will you desperately try to gain back what they have lost through their own ineptitude. But it will be too late. No one will answer their call. But no one will be left watching to see.
The sun is rising in the east.
Hella f*cking epic
>>82083319
MODERN DAY CHINKS ARE THE BIGGEST SHIT EATING PLEBS ON THE PLANET
LOCUST SWARM WITH AN ABSOLUTE VOID OF CULTURE, WHOLE PLACE SHOULD BE NUKED WITH NO REMORSE
>>82083483
I wanna move to China
What is Zoe Saldanas plan?
>>82083146
negro woman with small buttocks...sad
Greetinsg from Brazil!
>>82083146
I guess she like compact cars over big rigs
>>82083267
the brazilian knows. it's like thick chicks without tits, tragic.
Best british show and best sitcom of all time
>>82082990
reddit: the show
>>82082990
is this a troll?
this is a sketch comedy show.
>>82083023
They had three sketch shows, none of them were this.
I'm so tired of multiculturalism
The don't watch media produced by a multicultural country
What exactly is the problem here?
Is there a more unintentionally hilarious character in film history?
>>82082576
Finn in EPVII
>>82082576
How is that funny?
He had a very minor role and was a throwaway side character. Toad in the first one was a lot more pathetic
Was it autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
>>82082550
It was alpha as fuck
>>82082550
I don't get it anon, it looks like a standard American to me
>>82082550
UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH
Who will have the shittest career once TBBT ends?
You.
>>82082490
Koothrappali , not many roles for middle aged Indians.
>>82082490
>bank set for life
you desu
Is Kim going to hire Ernie as her new assistent?
Ernie is going to get very fat because of his newly acquired depression and will go by the name of Huell in the next season
no but she does end up cucking jimmy by getting with ernie
then she dies due to gus
>>82082526
holy shit
Why did this happen?
>>82082362
because no mila kunis
obviously
>>82082362
the first movie had meme popularity because it was novel
>lolll a cute bear that does drugs and swears
but it isnt very quotable or rewatchable, or even memorable. no lasting appeal so people weren't motivated to get out of the house to see the second
>>82082428
lol the way the skirt is all floofed almost makes it look like there's an ass underneath it.
Is there an image showing essential western films? Post western movie recommendations, I'll start with pic related. Comedies or western esque movies are welcome too I guess.
I'd like this too.
Any western infographic with a taratino movie on it is a lie
>>82082270
>Needing people to compile an image, of all things, so you can discover films to watch.
There's a certain understated stupidity to this thread.
where's he been?
>>82082003
Smoking weed with his boyfriend probably.
Best TV show the UK has desu. I wish he'd do more.
>tfw I'm still stuck in my seat
For amerifags, he's a magician/show man/hypnotist/debunker/savant who makes interesting shit happen. Like David Blaine but not an idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NWz3qYl4tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlFGPB0rpg