Why aren't there any choose your own adventure movies?
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>>82098446
It's called a video game.
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>>82098446
Shit idea pic related
Is PTA the best director of all time? What do you think is his best movie. For me it's a tie between The Master and Magnolia. The Master is really great as well.
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>>82098405
Pic related is fucking boring and grossly overrated.
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Favorite is Boogie Nights. Still have to see There Will Be Blood. Wasn't a fan of The Master.
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>>82098405
Me and my friend used to call this movie 'There Will Be Sleep' cause it was so boring and it was on tv like 3 times a day.
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best: Goodfellas
worst: After Hours
most overrated: Casino
most underrated: The Color of Money
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>>82098373
these threads are only good if you include the
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>>82098373
>most overrated: Casino
kys <3
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>>82098373
>best: Goodfellas
Wrong
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ITT post /tv/ characters' favorite books.
I'll start with Patrick Bateman.
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Patrick Bateman has nothing to do with Dubliners. Also, James Joyce is fucking garbage. Rick Rahl would choose Atlas Shrugged, to answer your question.
Your question is complete garbage though.
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I admit I've never seen the movie. I just assumed from posts on this website that he is obsessed with getting Dubliners.
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>>82098489
Do-hoh now i get it. top post top post
how about this one as well
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watching this on tv right now, god this was such pure fucking kino and still is
way ahead of its time, can't believe its 18 years old.
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>butch female
>asian
>black with pornstar daughter
How were the 90s so diverse before we even knew about cultural appropriation?
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He just uploaded this so are you shilling my friend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xe1XY7akg
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>>82098191
Matrix Reloaded was the best of the trilogy and I sincerely think Revolutions is solely responsible for both sequels getting maligned. No one was talking shit about Reloaded as far as I can remember until Revolutions came out and failed to deliver on everything Reloaded had promised.
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You got something to say?
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I like your movies
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>>82098177
fuck you for selling to disney
now that hack trevverow is making 9
also indiana jones 5 will be worse than crystal skull
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Does /tv/ hate him because he became sucessful? 2017-04-27 04:04:13 Post No.82097963
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Does /tv/ hate him because he became sucessful?
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>Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
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>>82097963
/tv/ doesn't hate him, he's a decent reviewer.
it's one autistic redditor that does because Stuckann insulted his precious BvS
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>>82098017
not an argument, how many books of you're have been published, hmm?
I thought so.
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OMG LIVING IN FRANCE IS SO HORRIBLE! THE CLASS DIVIDE SINGLES OUT IMMIGRANTS! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO STRUGGLE AS AN IMMIGRANT! EVERY DAY IS FILLED WITH THE SAME SULLEN FACES, THE SAME DILAPIDATED BUILDINGS, AND THE SAME HOPELESS CYCLE! LOOK HOW THE CHARACTERS FILL THEIR TIME BY ENGAGING IN DEGENERATE PRACTICES LIKE RIOTING AND SELLING NARCOTICS! THIS ISN'T THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM KEEPS IMMIGRANTS DOWN! HOWEVER, SINCE THESE IMMIGRANTS ARE ALSO """"""LE FRENCH"""""", THEY ALSO HAVE A JOIE DE VIVRE THAT UPPERCLASS WHITE EUROPEANS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND! LOOK HOW THE YOUNG MEN BREAKDANCE IN THE PROJECTS, AND THE CAMERA LINGERS ON HIM FOR MINUTES AT A TIME! IT IS JUXTAPOSING THE BEAUTY OF HIS GIFT WITH THE SQUALOR OF THE CHARACTERS' LIVING CONDITIONS! THIS IS VERY DEEP STUFF AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE WITH A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE! OMG LIVING IN FRANCE IS SO HORRIBLE! THE CLASS DIVIDE SINGLES OUT IMMIGRANTS! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO STRUGGLE AS AN IMMIGRANT! EVERY DAY IS FILLED WITH THE SAME SULLEN FACES, THE SAME DILAPIDATED BUILDINGS, AND THE SAME HOPELESS CYCLE! LOOK HOW THE CHARACTERS FILL THEIR TIME BY ENGAGING IN DEGENERATE PRACTICES LIKE RIOTING AND SELLING NARCOTICS! THIS ISN'T THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM KEEPS IMMIGRANTS DOWN! HOWEVER, SINCE THESE IMMIGRANTS ARE ALSO """"""LE FRENCH"""""", THEY ALSO HAVE A JOIE DE VIVRE THAT UPPERCLASS WHITE EUROPEANS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND! LOOK HOW THE YOUNG MEN BREAKDANCE IN THE PROJECTS, AND THE CAMERA LINGERS ON HIM FOR MINUTES AT A TIME! IT IS JUXTAPOSING THE BEAUTY OF HIS GIFT WITH THE SQUALOR OF THE CHARACTERS' LIVING CONDITIONS! THIS IS VERY DEEP STUFF AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE WITH A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS!
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>>82097948
nigga u really expect me to read
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>>82097948
Damn op, did your middle school/high school French teacher just made you watch this movie then molest you? Are you alright? You seem really upset throwing a tantrum like that.
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>>82097948
We oughta send em all back to Africa
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Is she okay now?
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>>82097754
she's crazy but I'd probably still lick her butthole
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same
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>Michael Haneke's upcoming film "Happy End" will be drama about a bourgeois French family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.
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>French
>European
>refugee crisis
Literally don't know, couldn't care less, will ignore on the news. Thanks for posting it means a lot to all of us until it doesn't which is right now. Thanks again.
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>Haneke
what a fuckin joke. His films are all SO preachy.
Only one that will last as a true classic is MAYBE funny games, if only because it serves as a good example of a story translating extremely well across two different cultures.
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>>82098155
>A story set in a Western culture translates extremely well across another Western culture
Stupid.
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Who was the best character in the first Alien movie and why was it Parker /tv/??
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>>82097313
Because he was the one who inquired about the bonus situation.
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Really upset the Bonuses were never discussed. Such a nagging loose end.
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>>82097647
There was a deleted scene in which the alien accesses the computer and transfers everyone's bonuses to it's bank account.
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Suspected pillow biters thread.
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>>82097202
aussie dood here
he's gay as fack mate
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>>82097202
Who cares whether he bites pillows? I heard this dude is a fag!
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>>82097202
dudes married, and his wife is smoking hot. you guys just mad jelly
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does anyone else find it ridiculous how much money jerry is worth? how the hell is that even possible for a goddamn sitcom?
brad pitt has been in hit movie after hit movie for 20 years and he's worth about 1/4th of what jerry is worth
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1. successful television actors make more money per year than many successful film actors
2. A show like seinfeld is a cultural icon and therefor builds a lot of merchandise and licensing (reruns) income
3. being a comedian, he does stand-up, and can charge ludicrous amounts for his stand-up
4. he's good with his money
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Sitcoms are massive money makers for networks and they can be syndicated
His contract grants him part of these profits
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>>82097184
>he's good with his money
I wonder why that is.
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Trust in the scientific method.
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>>82097095
oh the white european colonist method?
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Pretty soon they'll push pedophila, just wait
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most scientists don't use the scientific method
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>tfw you sell drugs to the community
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>>82096720
But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!
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WAIT
YOU SAID
MELT IN YOUR MOUTH