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Just bought a VPN and now have full access to all the shitty British TV I can watch.
What is some truly kino British garbage on channel 4? I'm currently watching "playing it straight" and will be watching the show where people choose a date from a bunch of naked people next.
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>>82108353
Pic related, it's "Naked Attraction"
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>>82108353
anyfin' wif chavs.
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I tried to watch an episode of "hot in Chelsea", but that was such hot garbage i had to turn it off. It wasn't so-bad-its-funny, it was just entirely boring. What's the deal with that, bongs?
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So this website is now effectively a distribution pipeline exclusively for the major media corporations to hype their content, right?
>movie trailers MUH MARVEL
>tv premiers MUH WALKING DEAD
>tv clips MUH COLBERT
>news clips MUH MADDOW
How did MSM conquer new media ?
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>>82108145
What are you talking about? How is that different from trailers being uploaded to literally any other website?
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>How did MSM conquer new media ?
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>How did MSM conquer new media?
By having mass appeal. It's pretty simple
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THANKS TV
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I HAVE MY SHITTY INTRO SCRIPT READY
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Fuck off
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>>82107963
but you know movies, and you just you'd me so...now that you're here
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>>82107939
"What wall comes after three?"
FADE IN - HARBORSIDE WATER - DAY
*Sukiyaki begins to play over darkness*
SHOTS OF WATER, ROCKS, VARIOUS GREEN
SCREEN GOES BLACK FOR A MOMENT, ONLY HEAVY BREATHING AND FOOTSTEPS IS HEARD
*Sukiyaki or any other song found suitable grows louder every time the breathing is heard*
VARIOUS SHOTS OF WATER, GREEN, AND ROCKS APPEAR AGAIN, ONLY SHORT FASTER CUTS
*Sukiyaki is still droning in the background as if it’s playing on a radio nearby*
UNKNOWN CHARACTER'S FEET ARE SHOWN RUNNING, MUSIC ONLY GROWING LOUDER
FINAL SHOT OF WATER, FOOTSTEPS ARE NOW HEARD IN THIS SHOT, CAMERA TURNS REVEALING BACK OF “OUR CHARACTER” SPRINTING DOWN A TRAIL *MUSIC IS AT ITS LOUDEST NOW*
SHOT IS TAKEN ON THE LITERAL OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PREVIOUS ONE, HAVING OUR CHARACTER’S CHEST HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA CUTTING TO NEXT SHOT
CUT TO LONG SHOT OF BOTH WATER AND “OUR CHARACTER” IS ONLY REVEALED TO BE SLOWLY JOGGING THE WHOLE TIME, HE STOPS HALFWAY THROUGH *MUSIC IS FURTHER AWAY SIMILAR TO THE RADIO FEELING IN THE EARLIER SHOT*
SHOT AND MUSIC FREEZE WHEN “OUR CHARACTER” BENDS OVER WITH HANDS ON KNEES TO CATCH IT’S BREATH
“OUR CHARACTER”
“Wow,I’m outta shape” [EXCLAIMED IN OBVIOUS MATTHEW BRODERICK FOURTH WALL BREAKING VOICE]
TITLE APPEARS SIMILAR TO A WES ANDERSON FILM INTRO “WHAT WALL COMES AFTER THREE?”
SHOT JUMPS BACK INTO MOTION ALONG WITH MUSIC AND OUR CHARACTER BEGINS TO JOG OFF CAMERA
>cliche as fuck
>student short film
Let me know what you guys think...btw here's the song I'd like running in the back I mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc
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You want door fix, Man of Spiders? 2017-04-27 12:03:24 Post No.82107910
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You want door fix, Man of Spiders?
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Yes, I would.
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Oh no, Doctor Connors’ class.
I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it.
He’s gonna Kill me
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>oh shit
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FOREIGN HORROR KINO LETS DO THIS
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Unappreciated classic
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>>82107894
>Australia
>Foreign
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>>82107862
Is that actually good? The poster makes me want to never watch it.
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I just binge watched this and now it's fucken over 2017-04-27 12:00:15 Post No.82107853
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I just binge watched this and now it's fucken over
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Is there anything else this good that released in the last few years?
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Peaky Blinders
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>>82107853
On the whole, hardly anything. However, Hannibal had some equally good moments.
Now, let's see if I triggered the homophobic crowd.
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Bitten (very low budget, but it was so well written that it didn't matter)
They made a shitty YA book series into The Sopranos-tier werewolf kino series.
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Times when world famous 'expert' chefs were unequivocally wrong
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>>82107777
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>>82107777
>amerifats think oil is food
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>>82107777
What's next for her? I liked her in Barbershop: The Next Cut
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>>82107558
Damn, kid on left has a good handful, no doubt. I'm jelly.
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>>82107558
Wtf is that pic, OP? DO jews pay her to have sex with their children?
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>>82107601
Bar mitzvah
They should do a Thelma and Louise remake with Minaj and RiRi.
When they kill the guy, instead of shooting him Nicki smothers him with her ass.
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Why is this allowed?
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White slavery? Justified payback
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>>82107430
Because she gets paid to do that.
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>>82107430
Because the union contract stipulates that someone be payed to hold an umbrella over that actress.
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>The Characters: Aliens
>The Plot: Alien
>The Horror: Alien
>The Script: Aliens
>The Director: Alien
>Entering this piece, many might expect a cut-and-dry win for Aliens. Cameron’s work and every single performance makes it one of many people’s all time favorites. The hopelessness of Ripley, and then the marines, it slowly broke down the cold exteriors of the characters and gave them a heart.
>What you have to remember though – Alien is a horror/sci-fi, where Aliens is a sci-fi/horror, making the two are almost different creatures. However, when you look at Alien, Aliens, and beyond, where would we be without Scott’s classic? There is a very good reason Alien was entered into the BFI and why there is so much hype surrounding Covenant. Stuck back in the confines of a tin can in space, we know exactly what is coming our way when we prepare another crew for the slaughter.
>Alien is easily one of the most parodied films out there and introduced one of cinema’s greatest monsters. You have to tip your hat to Ridley Scott for that one. Aliens may kick Xenomorph butt, but Alien gave a whole generation of kids nightmares and laid those slimy eggs into the minds of horror aficionados everywhere for the past 38 years.
>And the winner is….Alien!
http://screenrant.com/alien-vs-aliens-which-is-better/
Do you agree?
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>>82107399
>the other entries literally aren't even worth comparing
This whole franchise is pretty much built upon the hype of 2 movies
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>The Characters: Aliens
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>>82107399
They're both equal.
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bro that Nasa and Japanese satellite picture of the earth looks fake to me bro
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I'll look into it, Eddie
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Come train with me bro and I'll open your mind with youtube conspiracy videos.
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>Eddie why do you think these North Korean armies are fake?
>THEY FAKED SIX MOON LANDINGS
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Please read this and then tell me why i should watch an american film ever again.
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Stop watching capeshit
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Stop watching capeshit
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Stop watching motion pictures
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What is this?
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fake
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Hope they do Superman Red/Superman Blue.
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That's a coat. It's something people wear to stay warm.
Why did he change his name to Isaac? Did he just sperg out because Walt had a cool nickname and he didn't so he made one up himself?
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>>82107196
Probably so the writers can ham fist some biblical allegory into it
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>>82107216
>Isaac means "He laughs/will laugh"
>Walter ends up dying and failing in his mission of being le king of drugs
>Isaac had the last laugh
Woah...
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Hank was just a nickname.
Isaac "Hank" Schrader
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What are some movies with monkeys?
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Friday
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Dear White People
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ghostbusters 2016