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>inb4 BLACKED posts

that foriegn film about a bodyguard who falls in loves with his boss's daughter

>>82147868
I don't think it will neccesarily be his final work, but he's made it in such a way that if it is, it'll be a great farewell. I expect INLAND EMPIRE 2.

>>82147868
it will be 18 episodes? most of the shows these days can't fill the time with interesting plot even in 10 episodes. TP season 2 had shit plot in the middle as well.

>>82148408
>interesting plot

Have you watched anything of Lynch's work?

ITT: scenes women will never understand

>>82147887
Because he was of a superior race whose purpose was to rule over common men. Look it up.

>>82147887
renewed shall be the blade that is broken
the crownless again, shall be king

I hate it so fucking much when they do that. Also when he currently doesn't have one but it's implied or shown that he did have one in the past.
Idk if Scott Pilgrim counts as a loser but in that case it was sort of okay because anyone can get a 15 year old gf when they are 23 if they wanted to.
I knew I was not gonna enjoy Manchester By The Sea as soon as Affleck said he was married.

>>82147988
Scott is not a loser just a nerdy guy but he was supposed to good with women
The casting was fucking terrible

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>Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helpin' my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, maybe they even took the liberty of hirin' an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks because the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

>So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

*ahem* What did he mean by this?

>>82147631
> $2.50 a gallon was considered an insane gas price in the late '90s
Fucking hell

>>82147612
>>82147631
>employment ethics from the guy who trades the world for pussy and gets into construction-yard fights despite being well into his twenties

I know this part was meant to be really poignant and cool, but it just emphasizes how selfish and infantile he was.

1. Sean Connery
2. Timothy Dalton = Daniel Craig
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Roger Moore
5. George Lazenby

Despite Lazenby's wooden acting, OHMSS is one of the greatest Bond films.
Up there with From Russia With Love.

>>82147403
Dude, how about this guy as Sherlock Holmes. he looks like sherlock holmes from books.


he is old tho

>>82147403
Change first spot to Craig and I agree.

>>82147468
If Connery had been post-synced as much as Lazenby was, he would have been thought wooden. Broccoli and Saltzman hadn't yet got the courage to recast properly, so Bond spends half the movie with a different actor's voice and in disguise.

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>>82147444

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>>82147472
kek

>>82147324
Does anyone have any tape?? Haha

>>82147324
My superpower is that I am rich!

>>82147324
i dont get it

I don't know, I haven't seen the movie yet.

>PG-13

>>82146957
>What went wrong?

30 years passed by and pop culture has changed but you can't/won't accept changes?

>>82146956
They have more Asians than they do spears, makes sense to me to try to get a 5 to 1 combo

>It's an anon doesn't understand why they do what they do when it's literally explained in the film in order to bait people episode

Sick of these re-runs. They literally say they only die if they're hit in the eye, seeing as hitting them in the eye with arrows is difficult, they use the spear jumpers to go down and stab their eyes.

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>>82146956

It's a Chinese movie, starring fucking Matt Damon.

Of course it's stupid CHINA STRONK pandering.

You're not wrong, it's 20 mins worth of film with an hour of prolonged silences.

>>82146825
The opening scene is good, the rest is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdqbdEKeJ_4

Some of the aesthetics and music are a throwback to 80s films and nostalgia fags love that. I like it but I understand why you wouldn't.

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>>82146704
I haven't read archie comics in years, but they were pretty comfy and I hold a positive opinion about them. From what I gather - this show has a very serious tone, unlike the comics.
Should I watch it or not?

it's Riverdale 90210, shlocky teenage dram mixed with an overarching wannabe who killed X Twin Peaks mystery with hot waifus.

watch the first episode and decide from there

wes anderson

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Done.

>>82146805
Stanley Kubri.. oh wait, that's Stanley Kubrick.

Yeah I got nuthin.

Moonlight

>>82146488
pizza shit

Suicide Squad

terrible cover

covers are almost the most important part for me, criterion lost a costumer. Sad! No interesting extras either!

>>82146413
Isn't it the first blu ray release tho? That alone would make it worth it.

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This cover is much nicer