>posting from a mobile device makes you a coward
>>82241979
Maybe because I'm on a road trip and I have clover installed.
>>82241979
I'm friends with that guy on facebook
I added a few of your mates on snapchat
I hope you're ready to defend being a pedo, pedo
Will he direct again? If I was trying to get back on the wagon I'd make a low budget horror film. Most horror movies are so generic it wouldn't be hard to make something special especially when you're famous.
How long does it take to grow a beard like that?
>>82242039
Takes me 7 years.
>>82241937
>Will he direct again?
God I hope not.
>http://lastnighton.com/2017/04/05/daily-show-ratings-hit-new-high-since-trevor-noah-replaced-jon-stewart/
>The Daily Show ratings hit new high since Trevor Noah replaced Jon Stewart
why
...A new high
...TDS lost 70% of their viewers
stop listening to jewpseak
"Remember when Trump said to grab them by the pussy? Have I mentioned that yet today? He said that, you know. I'll mention it again tomorrow in case anyone forgets."
>>82241749
> Jordan Klepper of The Daily Show is getting his own nightly show
There is a god
ITT: films /tv/ tricked you into thinking would be shit but ended up liking after seeing it
Prometheus
>>82241350
this. pure kino
>>82241325
now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts?
I think i need to stop by the store on my way home from work
BAZOOKA
It's a funny showbazinga
Who was in the wrong here?
what happens in the next frame/>?
>come on scarjo i'll jerk you off
>>82241128
scarlet joe manson for being a homophobic piece of shit
When did you come to the realization that movies will never be as immersive and effective at telling a story as modern video games?
No western will ever match Red Dead Redemption
No war film will ever match Spec Ops The Line
No drama will ever match The Last of Us or TWD
No horror or thriller will ever match Silent Hill 2
>>82240902
No comedy will ever match House of The Dead: Overkill
I started to realize this after finishing Planescape Torment for the first time. How can movies even compete?
Silent Hill 2 is the only correct one. Otherwise you must be trolling
I don' understand. How was this better?
>>82240817
that's because you didn't get dubs
>Subtle off-white coloring
>Tasteful thickness
>Watermark
Get some fucking taste faggot
>>82240817check em
How did they fucked up Terminator so bad after Terminator 2?
Because no Iron Jim
>>82240759
robots ceased being cool in the 90s
>>82240781
thread\
Anyone else see it tonight?
post yfwinterrogation within an interrogation.
Can Jed Mercurio even be stopped
>>82240515
Literally just watched it. Kinda what I expected but there were some unexpected twists. When I saw him make that phonecall I was like OHHHH. Still not sure what that Maneet's role was in the whole thing. She made some shifty movements....
>tried not to spoil it
>>82241275
I think Maneet was either blackmailed or she REALLY fucking hated her job/coworkers.
>>82241378
last episode doesnt explain it though. Season 4 i hope!
What are some shows/movies that are kind of like Justified, but better? Like, southern noir with an atmosphere less light-hearted. Also kind of like No Country for Old Men is what I'm looking for
>>82240378
>What are some shows/movies that are kind of like Justified, but better?
There are none.
Was there ever a comfier show?
>>82240608
WELL MAH STARS, RAYLAN GIVENS AS I LIVE AND BREATHE
What did they mean by this?
It was an epic nerd reference
>>82240361
She's high class and grown up, and he's a fat manbaby.
he's too much of a brainlet pleb to handle her complexity
>Alright, let's check out the next KickStarter project
>*takes big swig of red liquid out of a massive beaker while pressing play on the presentation video*
>*video of a woman pitching her project*
>*silence for just under a minute*
>Fucking embarrassing...
>You're a hog
>*keeps silently watching*
>*adjusts beanie*
>What a joke
>Look.
>*points at camera with two fingers*
>Listen. Honey. You have no talent. You're a fat worthless piece of shit. So busy fucking random men... fat...
>*lightly chuckles*
>How about you get back in the kitchen
>Hee hee HEE HEE HEE HEEEE
>Ha hee hee- Look. Honey. You're worthless. You have nothing to contribute to society. Hee hee... You're a fat lazy cum dumpster. This project isn't going to make your life better. No one cares.
>*another swig of red liquid*
>*long pause*
>See, this is why we can't raise minimum wage.
>Let's take a look at her Facebook
>*typing*
>Look at this beefcake she's fucking. What a whore.
>*long pause*
>Alright let's check out the next project
>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's Casey Affleck being raped to death by Amy Schumer and Emma Watson!
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, becoming so loud that the audio is clipping*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!
ITT: write your own episode of a show
>>82240362
i want to waterboard john stewart
Is /tv/ enjoying Problematic with Moshe Kasher?
https://youtu.be/GD-MUhMm7lM
>>82240240
Gas the kikes.
>America wakes up
>/tv/ is mostly /pol/
I'm off to sleep, go be a sad fag alone, America.
do kids really like this stuff
member when comedy central was cool and south park was edgy for swearing and talking about farts and penises and stuff
New Simpsons tonight.
>>82240208
simpsons broke me long ago. I hope all the voice actors die off asap so they are forced to stop making this crap.
Le Homer is dumb and Bart is evil retard, Lisa is smart strong vegetarian woman, Marge is annoying house mother, baby is wacky side character lol.
>>82240446
You okay there?