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T-TELL ME ABOUT BAAA*BURP*NE
WHY... WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK, M-MORTY
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I approve of this.
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BOOM! BIG REVEAL! I'M PICKLE BAAAANNNEEE
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So I went to watch this meme movie with my reddit family and some bitch-ass kids, and I just wanna say, this shit is fucking CRAZY.
This is the type of movie where the main character turns into Pacman for the final fight.
This is the type of movie where a spaceship is surrounded by a hundred other spaceships, so the guy sets up a thousand laser shooters on the side of the ship to shoot them, but they have no power, so a robotic blue bitch offers herself to power the things. As the ship explodes a thousand lasers she screams in mortifying pain as she's electrocuted.
This is the type of movie where some bitch crashlands a fucking entire SPACESHIP to kill some green whore, and then the whore fucking picks up the HUGE machinegun from the ship, and shoots back at it.
This is the type of movie where a ship warp-travels 700 times and the characters are shown distorted, bug-eyed and cartoonishly stretched as they go through it,
This is the type of movie where Kurt Russel turns into David Hasselhoff in the middle of an argument.
This is the type of movie where a manchild and an old man have a Man of Steel-style final fight inside the core of a collapsing planet as a million shit is happening and "The Chain" plays for the hypest moment of all time.
This is the type of movie where a little sentient tree-kid hands a severed human toe to some prisoners. Some minutes after being dipped in liquor and bullied by ugly space pirates.
This is the type of movie where the main character is raped by his dad's electro-tentacles and turned into a human battery.
I went in expecting the cookie-cutter shit from Marvel, I didn't get that, I didn't even get the usual standard quality they have. I just got complete fucking insanity, this huge clusterfuck of a movie.James Gunn, you did it again you fucking bastard.
10/10
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I dragged my in the 50's dad to it because it had george harrison and he almost had an epiletic atack
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>[space] SEE YOU IN THE STARS, YONDOU[/SPOILER]
S03E01 of Rick and Morty doesn't make sense. (and in a round about way the end of S02)
Rick would never have risked his life doing any of the stuff he did in that episode and he would have never turned him self into prison. They already explored multiple dimensions, the council of Ricks prove that, but then the story plays out like the galatic federation also is multi-dimensional, which it is not. It's also highly unlikely that the Council of Ricks would "break in" to the prison - as Seal Team Rick to assassinate C137 Rick so that he doesn't give up Citadel secrets.
I mean I get that it it's a TV show and they wanted something extreme to come back to S03 with but it's incredibly undermining to the "lore" that they would just blow over the Council of Ricks so easily, disregarding that C137 Rick is the smartest of them all and that a Council of "Ricks" wouldn't be looking out for each other.
TLDR: Okay so the show is stupid but Council of Ricks should have helped save Rick and not tried to kill him.
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Reported for trolling and rule breaking you know perfectly well this belongs on /co/.
The only reason you post it here is to troll why else would you make a thread knowing full well it's going to be shitted up with 99% of haters when you can enjoy a thread where everyone likes it on /co/ .
No other reason than to gets some attention and to troll because that is how sad lonely and pathetic your lives because trolling and attention whoring is all you have in your lives you sad little pricks.
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Do you have a favorite Gillian Jacobs role?
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community season one
so sexy and cute
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the one where she cucks the beta male
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>>82284109
wasn't she the straight man in he first season?
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Did it break new ground?
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>Space Cop
>so fat he takes up a lot of space
Pottery
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I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.
Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") their true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to view one of their videos on Youtube.
Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Red Letter Media will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.
Make your suicides happen, Red Letter Media. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.
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>yfw the future of filmmaking is Full CGI
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/3EoWm
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We've been able to make slightly real-looking still CGI people for years. The problem is with animating them so they actually look human.
Also, wouldn't a full CGI movie just be an animated film?
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>>82283615
I'm ready to 3d print my Kristen Stewart fuck doll while using my HTC Vive
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>>82283917
>Also, wouldn't a full CGI movie just be an animated film?
Yeah, the trick is disassociating the term's connotation from meaning "children's cartoon."
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ITT: Actors who secretly voted for Trump
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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""secretly"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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Probably. Chris Pratt doesn't seem like a particularly bright guy.
Daily reminder that if Hollywood doesn't solve their writer's guild crisis in the next 3 hours your favorite upcoming movies and TV shows are dead
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>>82283505
>the jewish propaganda cycle eats itself
Oh nooo that sucks.
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the amazing thing would be for hollywood to say fuck the guild, bring in scabs, and a new era of television begins
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>>82283505
>literally nothing I care about will be affected by this
Good
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What was his fucking problem?
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>his
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Decided that humans were the problemIt's right
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>>82283493
humans.
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What are your opinions on this woman?
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>>82283422
>woman
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top lewd
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can feed on my soul anytime
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why did the big-time movie roles never come for mr hann? wasn't he the next big A-Lister a few years ago?
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Too synonymous with Don Draper.
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i think he has a severe drinking problem
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Isn't he a major asshole chad and nobody wants to work with him?
IIRC, they keep pushing him as some sort of saint but nobody buys it.
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I KNOW
I HAVE TO GO
and goddam FINALLY a memorable villain
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tfw americucks haven't watched it lol
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>>82283807
I envy them
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>>82283252
>Thatyoung CGI Kurt Russel
Soo is a well know fact that Disney next step of his master plan is using this to make movies that dont need actors anymore right?can imagine how dark it is?
you gonna see new movies with dead actors in a distant future
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>horror movie
>it's actually a metaphor for mental illness
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Does /tv/ agree with the theory of horror films reflecting the fear of modern times?
For example, all those b movies about brain eaters and mind control were really about peoples fear of communism. "They could be anyone, your neighbor your teacher etc"
Slasher films killing teenagers for having sex became a thing after the sexual revolution.
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>>82284048
It's not a theory.
To make a horror movie you have to sit down and ask yourself "what would the audience be afraid of?".
Obviously the fears reflected in movies are lifted from their historical context.
But (surprise surprise!) Sometimes people's fears stay the same, and other times they change.
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>>82284048
Actually brain eaters are a metaphor for mindless consumerism.
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Remember when whites and blacks could crack jokes on each other and laugh it on and move on like adults?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxospC6q1j4
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>>82282871
blame the alt-right and the real racists.
it stopped being just jokes and is now an excuse for people to shit on others because of the color of their skin
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>>82283193
Started with Tea Party. Having a Black President russled Dixie's jimmies.
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>>82283193
But that's what all blacks do to whites daily
If anything we should blame blacks for being so vindictive and hateful
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ANAKIN, NICE AND HOT
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THESE YOUNGLINGS ARE FUCKING RAW
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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE 'ZA LOOKS GREAT
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ICE CREAM
NICE AND HOT