ugh, school. am I right, ladies?
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>>82285507
This movie is pure kino and you can't prove me otherwise.
>he doesnt main the goth girl
shit taste you got tbhwy senpai
this show sure takes its time doesn't it
Yeah been waiting over 2 seasons for Saul to show up
I expected this episode to end on something cool.
So that's way they fought so hard on the item thing
So they can steal the tape and say the damaged item was the door
Who is this actress??
Reverse image research gives nothing
>>82285463
Morena Baccarin
that ugly overrated bitch from Firefly
>>82285463
Morena Baccarin
She happens in fact to be the leader of an alien menace known as the Ori.
At least that is what an old documentary I watched argued.
Did Neil Gaiman write this book with Ian McShane in mind, because he fucking nailed it.
>>82285045
Ian McShane is just 10/10 in everything.
Still mad they killed him off after 1 fucking episode in GoT, what a piece of shit show.
>>82285930
agreed on both counts.
wanna watch deadwood again
Thoughts on her body of work?
Big sissy milkies
>>82285044
whore should wear a bra
>>82285044
I can smell your cunt
christ jesus get this STUPID TWAT out of comedy bang bang.
go have a googly eyeball / fetal alcohol face fight with kristen schaal
u mad bro
>>82285017
approved
>>82285042
ii mad bro
>he doesn't main Sweet Dee
>he doesn't exploit her aerial attack
>He posts about made up video games on a board for the discussion of television shows
>>82284952
>he doesn't main frasier crane
>he doesn't exploit his tossed salad and scrambled eggs
>he doesn't main Seinfeld
>He doesn't exploit the deal with airline food
What the fuck were they thinking?
Name 1 movie with Will Smith that isn't fuckingrretarded
>>82285093
Wild Wild West
>>82285093
philadelphia born and raised
The end nears.
how can I get a qt elf gf
>>82284782
Zelda?
YOU LOOK GREAT, MISS OLSEN
The "We're richer than every actor in this room combined and haven't had to play make-believe on camera for 20 years"
Fuck with us and we'll show you what we showed Heath.
2spooky
Why did he do it? Why ruin Slytherin's house cup win during the end of year feast? Why exactly did Gryffindor need to plot armour the cup win?
No wonder Snape zapped this faggot.
>>82284549
>implying slytherin didn't cuck themselves over by not seeking out exactly where dumbledore told them not to go?
>motherfucker drops hints all through opening speech
>"don't go in the forest or third floor n shit"
>gryffindor's actually understood nuance of dumbledore's hint
>realised it was their chance to snake the cup for the first time in years cause no way do those slytherin dipshits work this out
Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>82285166
Has anyone actually done a comprehensive search for "stretched his legs"? good intro btw
I'm doing a set at an open mic night this wednesday night and this is my opener so far.
will i make it out alive?
fixed semantics for fluidity
>>82284428
>soda
>gallons
It's shit
Just start acting out the plane scene instead
>>82284428
The only thing flatter than that soda is your jokes.
Are 3 and Resurrection that bad?
They have to be better than the AvP flicks
>>82284407
Yes Alien 3 and Resurrection are THAT bad.
Everybody that says they aren't is just a contrarian or has some serious shit taste.
Hell the garbage AvP flicks are miles above them even.
>>82284407
Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Prometheus > AvP > Alien: R > AvP 2
>>82284407
Ressurection is better then 3. Both are bad films, but ressurection at least isn't above having a bit of fun. Prove me wrong.
>"DUDE, CHRISTIANITY IS BAD BECAUSE IT'S FOREIGN, LMAO."
>"DUDE, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT OUR RELIGION, BUDDHISM, IS FROM INDIA. LAMO."
>"DUDE, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT A MAJORITY OF OUT CULTURE AND TRADITIONS ARE FROM CHINA. LAMO."
>"DUDE, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT WE'RE VIOLATING THE TENANTS OF OUR OWN RELIGION BY KILLING AND TORTURING INNOCENT CHRISTIANS. LMAO"
What the fuck was his problem? How do we solve the sushi-nigger problem?
>>82284397
Buddhism is a philosophy not a religion
>>82284526
His justification for killing Christians was that Japan already had Buddhism. And his punishment for Neeson and Garfield was making them work in the Buddhist monastery.
>>82284526
It's a religion.
Is this the best action movie with a female as the lead, besides Terminator?
She's a Mary Sue, but somehow it doesn't feel forced down our throats like all the other pro-feminist bullshit being put out today.
Thoughts?
>>82284396
>She's a Mary Sue
What?
>>82284396
To this day I am still angry I was memed into watching this shitty movie. Fuck all y'all.
>>82284396
it's great but I would have really liked to see the movie spawn another entry or two felt like it ended just when things were getting excitingdo you think she killed the family