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Rosetta
Paris, Texas
>>82316708
Leaving Las Vegas
Futuristic dystopian blade runner feel kino?
buzzword garbage with no weight?
Sure is!
>>82314707
more like
>Faturistic dystopian braap runner
imma right
>emoji ok laughting crying.jpg
>>82314707
Watching this movie right now. Holy fucking shit. Scarrjo is literally insanely fucking hot in this movie.
Was this 80sanimationkino, /tv/?
t. watched this when I was 7
Yeah.
>>82314643
what was the loc-nar's problem?
This kills the joke
>>82314616
Didn't think one of the three other current RLM threads was enough?
>>82314616
THE DEATH STAR
AT-ST'S AT-ST'S AT-ST'S AT-ST'S
ATAT WALKERS
STAR DESTROYER STAR DESTROYER I'M GONNA CUM!
>>82314616
what was the point in re-uploading a segment of a video that's 4 months old?
Wanna hear a joke? :) :) :)
So...
Donald Trump is a joke though.
RONALD DRUMPF
ITT: Remakes that weren't really remakes.
It was a fucking prequel, everything about it was labeled a prequel, who the fuck keeps calling it a remake?
>>82316489
I think it's because it basically is a remake disguised as a prequel.
>>82316458
It was enjoyable
Cast, in main and supporting roles:
>Liam Neeson
>Eva Green
>Edward Norton
>David Thewlis
>Brendan Gleeson
>Marton Csokas
>Jeremy Irons
>Ghassan Massoud
>Michael Sheen
>Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
>Iain Glen
And in the main character role...
>Orlando Bloom
Seriously, how can one director fuck up so hard? I recently watched the Director's cut and every time Bloom opened his mouth he stuck out like a sore thumb with his totally insipid line delivery.
What's worse, he barely has any lines which I guess was a desperate altering of the screenplay in a bid to not let him shit up the movie, but instead it makes him come across as an almost mute autist who is given titles, important errands and a smoking hot woman for no apparent reason.
bloom was considered banakble because he was fresh off the lotr movies.
>>82316475
this
OP btfo
>>82316396
I will never get over that stupid as fuck face he is making on that poster.
Let's have a thread about lesser known but good horrors regardless of subgenre. Preferably made this millenium but anything goes. Stuff like:
Session 9
Vinyan
Resolution
and the like.
>>82314472
The void. Not a masterpiece but rather good. Too bad its medicore after the half.
>>82314543
It's completely awful don't post in this thread any more please.
>>82314727
>being an elitist on a medicore genre for movies
do you have anything to contribute or are you only here to shitpost?
also Dagon, its a rather faithful lovecraft adaptation.
Is there a more obviously gay actor in the industry than Michael B. Jordan?
>I don't like him therefore he's gay
You sound like the jealous fat fucks that call the Rock gay
>>82314363
You mean my girlfriend will never get BLACKED by him? Why even live lads?
About five years ago they tore down the house next to mine and built an enormous ugly mansion with a freaking rotunda that just peered into my backyard. My father didn't believe anyone would purchase the property for the crazy price it was being offered at until Michael B. Jordan moved in. My dad sold the family home after that.
Now that the dust has settled, who will play him in the inevitable biopic...?
Needs to be in shape, mediterranean/latin, and vaguely homosexual...nobody is really coming to mind.
messi
They already made the biopic. It came out 2 years ago, he played himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33gTb1v3wds
Is this show actually any good, or is it only worth watching for the waifus?
it's a pretty bad show but it's nice to watch the new episode on those lonely friday nights
It's good. But only if you can suspend disbelief/autism/le cringe and enjoy it for what it is, the perfect distillation of the CW aesthetic. So, beautiful people, melodrama, dumb motivations, campy fun, some heart, etc.
>>82314291
Not as good as The O.C or Friday Night Lights
Better than most teen drama shit, though.
Has a bit of a Twin Peaks style vibe to it as well.
Worth watching just for Cheryl Blossom tbf.
So /tv/, what's wrong with this one?
It's going to be the next ebin normie meme show like Westworld. It just started and I'm already tired of hearing about it.
>>82316345
>It's popular, so I hate it.
>>82316311
Mr Wednesday had two eyes.
Switched it off right there and deleted every trace from my hard drive. Absolutely disgusting.
Name a bigger fuck up.
Captain America
>>82314103
Encino Man.
At least Captain America could tell danger close.
What are some other worthwhile classic TV shows worth watching?
Bullshit. That show isn't 100% even it wasn't racist.
Is it really 100%? Anons, fact check this, please.
if you ignore the audience score raided by people who havent watched it, yes.
This aint the movie, which is absolute garbage.
>when you're wrapped up in a murder case even thoughyou're innocent, but everyone suspects you anyway because you're clearly atotal psychopath
I'd marry her and chance it. If I die I still had sex with a cute girl.
>>82314007
She shouldn't have murdered that girl then.
>>82314416
>cute girl
kek, pathetic.