Shit comedian thread
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>>82352098
>Peter Kay
>Michael McIntyre
>John Bishop
>Noel Fielding
>Sarah Millican
>>82352098
Women.
>"Sell me this pen."
How do you respond?No, really. I have a job interview tomorrow, and my friend who works there said the interviewer asked him that question.
>>82353005
Wanna join the pen fifteen club?
>buy this or I'll shove it up your ass
Or just ask for their autograph or something
"Can you write something down for me real quick?"
>no I need a pen
etc. etc.
It was kinda fucked up if you think about it
*hot
>>82352019
BRUCE JENNER CUT OFF HIS DICK IRL
>>82352019
Has your sister never kissed you on the mouth?
1) Is reddington her father?
2) Why are they messing up ressler's role so much.
Ressler stinks. What a bland character. No style, no uniqueness. Bad actor. They should have him tortured over a large arc.
>>82352061
I don't think it's the actor. What i believe is they actually preparing the audience for a superagent
I mean nevermind robocop. this guy is HUGE
>>82352164
>this guy is HUGE
really?
>There's only one God, ma'am...
>[canned laughter]
Too bad Chris Evans is a raging Cuck SJW
>...and he shall drown the evil crusaders in their own blood ALALALALALALA *explosion*
classic Captain Arabia
>>82352796
ok slut
Do you think it bothers her being typecast as the pretty girl with the great rack, or does she want to be taken more seriously as an actress?
>>82352902
TIDDIES
I think she likes the money. If she liked serious acting she'd be in theater.
>>82352902
I really think it doesn't bother her much. And she does get some decent roles here and there.
What's his best movie?
Atm rewatching some of his old stuff and wondering about this.
GOLBERT GROP
>>82351856
- Sleepy Hollow
- From Hell
- Sweeney Todd
Fear and Loathing
>Its a "Veronica orders burgers and milkshakes at Pop's" episode
How do we save her?
>>82351844
just let it happen
Lots of sex-exercise
>perfectly captures the life of the modern grunt
>SJW critics hate it because it doesn't take a hard political stance one way or the other, which makes it pro-war in an SJW's mind
>SJW critics also hate it because it highlights the fact that deployed soldiers get cheated on
>tfw i expected a joke filled romp
this movie is fuckin great and no one will change that
>>82352678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPuWFycZntI
pure jake-kino
Just got done watching this one-what was my opinion again?
you don't have any opinions of your own, you are literally built from stale memes and buzzwords.
shit movie
great ost tbqh
>>82351831
Was is supposed to come as a shock that Ben's character didn't do it? That's the impression I thought the movie until the reveal was supposed to give, but it made no sense that Ben in the beginning would have pretended to come home confused as to why there was broken glass on his floor, (which was depicted), meaning it couldn't have been him, unless he was putting on an act just for himself, as if he were roleplaying somebody who was completely ignorant, which is idiotic.
What happened?
>>82351492
They took her.
>>82351492
Aging isn't linear. It happens in bursts.
One minute you're youthful looking, the next you're old. Then you're old for a while, ala Sean Connery and suddenly you're old man Connery. No doubt somebody will post the pic. It really breaks my heart.
It's even worse for women.
>>82351492
I literally thought this guy and Colbert were the same person when I was younger. Like I couldn't distinguish them apart
Ok here's a thinker.
Old as fuck movie, in color, about twin retards, male and female, who become smarter the closer they are together, and they become like geniuses when they fuck (they never do, because their parents stop them)
the government wants them to help get the country back on it's feet again because it's running on literal chicken shit, and eventually, at the end, they get take by aliens to live in a place where people like them are
pic not related
Home Alone 3
>>82351549
no mate, this was the absolute fucking shittiest of movies but i need to know the name man
i neeeeeeeeeeeeed it
Based on how dogshit the premise is its probably based on some dumb ass scifi book by some dumb but famous scifi author so that should narrow down your search a bit.
What went wrong?
>>82351266
the CMYK is not in 100%
Netflix Originals.
Also Hulu, AmPrime, and other stations going online and pulling their shows from Netflix's catalogs
>>82351266
Soros
Now that 2017 is almost over. What was your favourite movie this year?
hello rato
>>82351230
The Godfather
>>82351230
>almost over
>still in the first half of the year
*Blocks your path.*
*BLACKS your movie*
>>82351178
Idris is so fucking handsome he could black me anytime... even if he looks pretty white
>>82351245
>even if he looks pretty white
I forget that to this board unless you look like Bakrhad Abdi you're not truly black.