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Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security 2017-05-06 01:52:05 Post No.82430076
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Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security
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2017-05-06 01:52:05
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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship?CMP=share_btn_tw
WHAT HAPPENED
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Who can stop him?
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>>82430076
Ukraine is such a meme country
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>>82430076
he stole to many motherfucker birthdays
I don't care what any of you meme, I'm unironically excited
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DUDE FUCK DRUMPF LMAO
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They're funny guys so the special(?) has potential.
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HOLY CRAAAP! THEY WILL EPICALLY DESTROY GLORRMPF!
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What did /tv/ think of season 2 of the Last Kingdom? Just got caught up on the finale.
Why was Alfred such a cunt this season? Why didn't Uhtred tell Uddaabout his plan to save the princess?
He had no reason not to and every reason to do so. Based Lord Udda would still be alive.
;_;
>tfw no qt Æthelflæd gf
>tfw no qt Gisela gf
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>>82429516
Fate is everything.
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>>82429693
My nigga
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>>82429693
>>82429944
*women begin singing in tongues*
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ITT: fuck you, i liked it
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>Kristen Stewart fairer than Charlize
yeah no
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>>82429372
Why?
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>>82429449
so unbelievable and laughable
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I've gained 45 lbs.
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>>82429287
I actually gained 9 pounds and 11 ounces and it upset me a lot. because it means I got fatter.
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The only way I could lose 50 pounds is if I went to a british casino
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>>82429287
I've gained 145 lbs
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So we have
>Sarek
>Harry Mudd played by Rainn Wilson
>Jason Issacs as the captain
>Fear The Walking Dead lady as the main character and first officer
>Doug Jones
>set ten years before TOS and is about an event "mentioned but never explored in previous series"
Are we hype?
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Not at all
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>>82429109
I hated hearing everything about it from the cast until I realized the black chick is actually a seasoned actor from TWD, a character I know and have seen.
I hate it more now for the fact that CBS is going to show a piliot on television and then move it to their gay streaming service now one will buy.
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>wake up on that ship 88 years after chris pratt and Jennifer Lawrence
>still 4 months to go before landing
>whole ship is ruined
>no food left anymore
>the pool smells horrible
wat do?
also
why are the main characters such assholes who kill over 5000 people?
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>>82429083
They could have shared the pod, rotating one year in one year out taking turns. Doing this they both would have arrived alive in their 80s, then could have been medically rejuvenated.
They didnt think of this becuase they were stupid, and more accurately the people who wrote this film were stupid.
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>>82429170
don't forget how they ruined the ship for everyone else.
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>>82429083
why did Andy Garcia do this 3 second role?
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Would you're opinion on the movie be different if it had an actress willing to do nudity /tv/?
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the movie would have been better if they didn't re-edit it
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>>82428879
Yeah, I'd probably have jacked it to a few scenes.
I will never watch a second of it as is.
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is the soundtrack going to be released or not?i kind of liked it
really makes you. . .
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>>82428822
The joke is that all four are for children
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>bojack are the brian episodes from family guy made into a show
>rick and morty are the stewie episodes made into a show
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But none of those are King of the Hill.
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Loneliness from a female perspective 2017-05-06 12:36:28 Post No.82428116
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Loneliness from a female perspective
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2017-05-06 12:36:28
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After watching a few miserable movies about loners I was wondering where or what are the miserable movies with equally socially retarded female leads? I have almost zero idea what it's like for a female autist.
Don't give me nothing too miserable straight away, save that for last.
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>>82428116
Misery
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Castaway On The Moon
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kieslowskis three colors
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I'm working at a Cinemark currently. Ask me anything. 2017-05-06 12:14:40 Post No.82427465
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I'm working at a Cinemark currently. Ask me anything.
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where do you work?
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are you a nigger?
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>>82427575
No. Our location's customer base is largely black though.
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>Only friend is kidnapped
>Kidnapped days later by the same guy
>Help captive in a dungeon and raped
>Buried alive in barrel with dead friend
What are some other movies with depressing endings?
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>>82427247
Is that video real? I can't tell.
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>>82427295
Megan is Missing.
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>>82427247
the mist ending is super depressing
Is this Lily Mo Sheen's greatest performance?
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How did he escape?
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God
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>>82426530
Yes he is not real, but how did he escape?
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>>82426499
grady unlocked the door
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>Joe has director Guy Ritchie on
>Spends most of the time talking about jiu-jitsu .
What was the moment the podcast jumped the shark for you?
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The moment he autistically sperged about ties
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>>82426313
Joe´s podcast is always about him jumping the shark. The most boring podcasts are those where he is respectfully listening to his guests (Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson are the worst offenders) . The only exception to this rule is Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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>chimps
>jujitsu
>elk meat
>big bear
>jiu-jitsu
>kettlebells
>Sam kinison
>how dare you
>the thing is
>jamie pull that up
>blueberry bear meat
>What people don't get is that
>what a strange time we live in
>a coyote stole one of my chickens
>every 10 years the cells in your body are completely replaced