What the fuck is wrong with her forehead?
zika
She's too old. She was good looking when she was a girl.
>>87647901
>I'm acting.
I saw James Delaney in a warehouse on Wapping Wall yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for Nootka Sound treaty or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now? Mhmm?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Mhm?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Mhm? Mhm? Mhm?” and blowing handfuls of ash in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him grunt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen kegs of saltpeter in his arms without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be African and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the kegs and started inspecting it, he stopped her and told her to be very careful and check them each individually “to prevent any Ka'lisumbaya” and then turned around and glared at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she inspected each keg and put them in a carriage and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by grunting really loudly.
>>87647850
Mmmmh
Be very careful now...
eggs
Where's all the hard fantasy movies?
I want nothing more than some new, big fantasy movies. Huge scale battles, epic Howard Shore music score, fighting with bows and arrows and swords. Saving the world and so on.
Are there any other worthwhile than LoTR?
>>87647794
LotR already perfected it so nobody else bothers. Closest would be things like Narnia or Stardust, maybe harry potter at a stretch, but none of them really compare
shannara chronicles is a teens+beefcake tv adaptation of the terry brooks book(s)
quality is about what you'd expect, only marginally better than capeshit
>>87647794
they are expensive and needs hard craftsmanship
JEWJEW ABRAMS IS GOING TO GIVE US ANOTHER STAR WARS MASTERPIECE WITH EPISODE 9!!!
I'm sure it won't be another Episode 6.
Of course it won't be another episode 6, he will remake ESB instead
I can't take it anymore
>>87647708
ok but why does this guy's nose look like a literal mooring bitt. you could easily tie a rope around his schnoz and walk him like a dog
ITT actors everybody likes.
i don't like him
gerary hir
Kurt Russell
>>87647682
t-tom hanks?
I was at TIFF this past weekend. I saw the following films:
>Lady Bird, dir. Greta Gerwig
>Thelma, dir. Joachim Trier
>Mom and Dad, dir. Brian Taylor
>The Unicorn Store, dir. Brie Larson
>Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri, dir. Martin McDonagh
>The Shape of Water, dir. Del Taco
AMA
>>87647666
Satan please answer me this
is Greta as "good" a director as she is an "actress"?
is the Taco movie any good?
>>87647666
Three Billboards was the only good one, right?
>>87647748
Lady Bird was actually fantastic. I'd say she's as good, which is saying something considering she's one of my favorite actresses. This is a coming-of-age dramedy, so the directing is more subtle than in most movies, but she does an excellent job with her actors and keeping the story focused and engaging. Her visual style is more warm and pleasant than that of most independent directors
>is the Taco movie any good?
I would describe it as a 6 or 7/10 movie while all the technical aspects are 10/10. Michael Shannon was based though
>>87647822
It was the best one, easily, but Lady Bird and Thelma were also good, and Mom & Dad was a lot of fun
What does /tv/ think of No Country for Old Men?
pure K I N O
/thread
>>87647576
>/threading your own post
you're doing it wrong
>>87647556
pretty enjoyable considering how bleak and creepy as it is
why is this better than all american capeshit
>>87647516
that's based off CW's Flash BTW. Helps they do their own stunts
>>87647516
Is that Wakaliwood?
Looks pretty fucking cool honestly
>>87647583
>that's based off CW's Flash BTW
>Miller: One, Furiosa needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a robotic arm. Two, whenever Furiosa's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Furiosa"?
Brava Miller
Brava
Sneed
Feed
>>87647434
I like how you used this meme
For me it's Ruth Langmore
ruth panty?
>>87647404So... why did she kill her uncles again? To save a dude she barely knows?I thought this was a major plot hole. Even if she was mad at her uncles for spending the $20k on bobcats, this scenario doesnt make sense at all.
>>87647695
did you forget about the "we will take all the money and leave town without you" part
>generic talentless actor who won't be remembered in a decade
Who were you expecting, Tim Curry?
>>87647396
Tim Curry is a meme actor tho
>>87647364
Is he gay? He looks pretty gay.
last one was legendary
Stop, please.
Every day, every fucking day I see the same shit posters and adverts for this Godless "fuck you" to western society on my way to work and I can't take it.
>hehe Le BAZINGA xD
>Le use funny meme words as kid!!
>so whacky and smart!111
Fuck all of you, I hope this show doesn't just crash. But the studio with it just falls apart and drags down all the heathens working create this to the lowest depths of Hell where they'll suffer their fate for eternity
ReviewBrah should sue them for stealing his gimmick.
>>87647437
Bazomba
One more month until Chuckino
>>87647320
Barely remember the first one, but didn't they kill him? Banish the spirit of the guy that was inhabiting the doll I mean.
>>87647359
They kill the doll but in the sequel the Good Guy Doll Factory has it trying to figure out what made it go defective and it ends up being melted down into their gigantic vat of plastic, and that's how Chucky comes back.
>Child's Play is in it's seventh film and still consistently kino
wow
>"Why is he having sex with her bellybutton?
He knows where her vagina is, right?"
Did...they just steal a joke from the Nostalgia Critic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKX2tE5Luk
>>87647279
That's an actual line from the book, though.
>>87647279
Dave is miscast as Greg but James actually looks pretty good despite it being a total vanity cast.
>>87647279
>.did they just steal a joke from the Nostalgia Critic?
no
>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>87647227
Let what movie? I don't really like that actor so I don't follow his shit
Good to see you're still at it anon, fight the power. What's your master plan? Do you have a date when you'll stop doing this or?
Pretty sure it was heavily implied that there was some kind of sexual trauma that happened to him and his sister. That shit money can't fix bro