>I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers. He told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk.
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>>82611060
The astronauts did the astronaut things tho... the drillers were essentially cargo.
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>I asked Zack if this movie would be good and he said "yes"
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it never ends
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So why is there a sex in almost every fucking movie? In 99% it have nothing to do with the plot. I just cant believe that in fucking 2017 where you can find in a second a scat porn people still buy tickets because there is a jennifer aniston boob on a screen. Same sense would have been showing people taking a piss or shit
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Fuck off, incel filth.
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>>82610650
Because it's an essential and important part of life, anon. Sorry
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Only a perma-virgin would ask this question
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Post what you have
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>>82610394
That's such a retarded scene.
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>>82610435
Why? Do you really think it would be impossible?
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>>82610394
>command to use reverse thrusters which will take time to move out of the way
>not using hyperspace and instantly move out of the way
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This was almost the best JRE Podcast episode to date. At 1:31:45 Jordan Peterson explains Kek and it is so eerie. I didn't know that shit and it creeped me the fuck out.
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>>82609924
whoops, here's link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ
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dumb kermit the frogposter
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load of shit
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ITT: overrated comedians
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>>82609712
you start
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>>82609712
Literally all of them
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what went so terrible wrong
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back then
>supposed to be the next big thing, the new marlon brando
now
>already in his 40's,reduced to capeshit, flops and box office bombs
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>>82608726
Legends are forged in Legendary things
Legendary things dont guarantee sales and a rabid fanbase. In other words greatness doesn't pay that well
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>>82608726
Hardly. Dude's been in some flops sure but look at the sheer volume and diversity of work he has been involved in since like 2010. He is a good enough actor that he could be in a capeshit flop and academy award nominated in the same year
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>>82608726
It funny because his eariler work with McQueenis kino and yet the nosedive begins with 12 Years a Slave
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>Watch Amour last night
>"Wow that was pretty great"
>Go about my life for the rest of the evening
>Go to sleep
>Whenever i close my eyes i think about the film and see scenes in front of me
>Suddenly filled with existential angst
>Even dream about the film
>Wake up and get a panic attack
Am i dying, lads?
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>>82608664
No, you're having a real human experience for once in your life. Art just moved you to the core of your beign.
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>>82608664
>Am i dying, lads?
Nah you just watched an Haneke film, that's a normal reaction. This man's a genius.
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>>82608664
Yes but we all are anon.
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You know what makes The Thing the greatest movie of all time?
It has no women in it.
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The Thing could be female
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>>82607919
just like irl amirite?
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>>82607954
Freud pls leave
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"DAVID CREATED THE ALIEN"! The moment Ridley lost his mind! 2017-05-10 07:16:15 Post No.82607259
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"DAVID CREATED THE ALIEN"! The moment Ridley lost his mind!
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Seriously what the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
THIS THING IS A FUCKING ALIEN NOT SOME MACHINE MADE MAN MADE HORROR!
TURNS OUT ALL ALONG THIS THING WAS MADE BY US!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo30bZc10D0
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>>82607259
This was highly rumoured thogh, im not sure I like it
Also what the fuck is up with him talking about exploding the series out like Star Wars? He said he's going full War of the Worlds? How? How can you do that with this?
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>>82607259
>creator revisits a franchise
>since he ages, his perspective changes
Who cares? If you dont like the new movies, dont watch them. Let the older films stay canon. Bitching wont save you
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It's kind of amazing how long this franchise has gone considering only the first movie is good, and 75% of the reason the first movie is good is because Gieger designed the alien suit and some sets, clashing with the studio and Ridley Scott constantly in the process
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Who hype for another hour of nothing happening here?
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>hour of nothing happening
Better Call Saul is Mondays, anon.
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>>82607748
At least /something/ happened the last episode.
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>>82607157
I suspect that it escalates rapidly.
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this theme starts playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw
mhmrrmmm nootkaa
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>>82606840
I know things about thenootkaa
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>>82606840
someone post nootka's man hat
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>>82607649
now
watch
every
of
your
words
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Bury Him.
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>>82606491
>it's been almost 6 months and turbo autists are STILL butt blasted that RLM didn't like their retarded Star Wars movie.
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>>82606491
who even watches redditlettermedia anymore
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>>82606491
>Reeeee they liked a movie other people also liked, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The greatest season ever made.
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season 2 was better
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>>82606234
The Young Pope shits on both
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>>82606145
>Matthew MemeConaughey
>Wooden Harrelson
yeah, no thanks
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ITT: Films where THAT girl you knew in high school thought were the best thing ever.
THAT girl. You know who.
Pic so fucking related
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The Big Lebowsky
it's shit and i had to watch it because i had a huge crush on that girl
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>tfw you'll never marry Enid
:(
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>>82606119
>thic Thora Birch in tight t shirts
>laying on Steve Buscemi's bed with her fat ass on display
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so why is this allowed?
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>>82605121
different eras, DUIs weren't as bad then
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>>82605121
Mel has continued being a racist and matthew accidentally did what he did under the influence once.
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>>82605121
That family's suffering ended that night
The Jewish community may never recover from the hate-filled things Mel said.