>blocks your path
I'd want them to block me if you know what I mean
I can't believe how much they fucked up Dorne and Prince Doran after Prince Oberyn.
>>82381309
Ingratiate myself into the gang.
Why is he so funny /tv/?
Mostly his older show it was genius conservative satire.
Too bad he lost his touch with his newer stuff
So yesterday Donald Trump gave pooten thu succ
*audience starts laughing*
he succ pertan hard like a fagut
*audience starts roaring into laughter stephen gets kicked back because of the force*
Calm down calm... Donald HYUMP is fuckin gey
*audience breaks the sound barrier with their laughter causing all the glass in the studio to break making them deaf temporally*
Serious fuck the gay ASSHOLE LOBSTER and his partner VAGINA POOP
*audiences laughter becomes the force of a nuke leaving a crater where LA was*
Up next we got miley cryrus so stay tunes!
WHEN DOING
I have awoken asparagus
Why does every men in this show look so eliminate and gay? Is this shit normal in America? Is it accurate?
Is there a single 100% straight guy left in your high schools?
what the fuck
>>82381028
How do you people not realize you are the new fedoralords?
Do men need to be drinking brandy next to a fireplace while listening to early Tom Waits to be masculine or something you fag?
>>82381093
So this is normal in America? holy fuck
I haven't yet gotten a straight answer on whether I should watch this or not. I'm thinking no.
YES YES, WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE SLYTHERIN... HOWEVER!
What did he mean by this?
>>82380858
He wanted to congratulate Slytherin, but there was something else to be said as well.
>>82380858
>risk their lives to stop Voldemort
>not get a reward
Dumbledore is against cuckoldry.
>>82381278
>about to win house cup fair and square
>lose because of favoritism
>a lil' cash with the Emulex, a lil' Emulex with the cash
>>82380618
Boyd has the greatest character arc of any show I've ever seen. He went from neo-nazi, to a cult leader, to the head of a criminal 'empire', and then to a preacher.
>GOD DAYUM Raylan, your timing SUCKS
most kino villain ever
>>82381465
Is this show any good? I really want to like Olyphant, but it always seems like he takes himself too seriously for being second-rate.
Movies where they name the tittle of the movie in the movie.
>"lets make a clock"
>i guess that makes us a bunch of watch men doesnt it
>>82380382
name 300 movies that don't do this
What are some Bollywood kinos?
>>82380345
3 Idiots was actually so good
>>82380345
that movie is so fucking childish and bad
BRAVO MÉLIÈS
>implying anyone on this board knows what this is from
Good post though
>>82380358
Its from that Hugo movie
>>82380358
it's from that smashing pumpkins video
What are some films with good banter?
>/b/
>/r9k/
>/s4s/
>/vip/
>/trash/
>now /bant/
>>82380277
The banter in Dog Day Afternoon is one of the best in cinema history, from dramatic to utterly comedic without a jarring change of tone whatsoever.
Brilliantly executed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSc2-J9M8EA
>>82380342
You forgot /tv/.
>spared lifes of that typing machine guy, Indian cook, white coalburner mafia girl and old state cop
Was he a good guy?
Yeah, he was just doing his job
>>82380152
Not everyone has to be a psycho murderer, leave that to Hanzee and Malvo
>>82380566
>Hanzee
He was a victim doe.
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I run
>>82380031
...with blades
>>82380031
What?
For real tho gosling in furious 9 would be money
What does/tv/ think of Cleaver?
A little too new wave for my taste
>>82380020
>lone wolves
I can't get over the layers of humor used to mock the characters.
>>82380020
i didnt like it .
it felt like the writer was basing the mob boss on his father or some father figure
Hiro said we are allowed one meta thread per board, so here goes.
KILLKIDs META THREAD!
Some topics to get things going, I've changed some because I felt we've gone over them already. Ofcourse, feel free to contribute your own topics.
>1. Should we be more lax on the moderation? This board feels like nazi germany sometimes, you have to be really careful not to break any rules.
>2. Frogposts! For or against?
>3. Should /tv/ sell official merchandise? I'd walk around with a cia shirt or some other funny in joke.
>4. How can we effectively deal with viral marketers trying to sell us movies? I suggest we all take up tripcodes so we can keep track of if people are loyal to certain brands or companies, and keep that in mind when reading their reviews.
>5. Plenty of movies have nude scenes. I suggest we turn /tv/ into a red board. It doubles with keeping reddit and the phoneposters away.
>>82379717
1. Sure whatever.
2. There going to happen whether anyone likes them or not.
3. Who is "/tv/" anyway? Gookmoot can sell merchandise if he wants or any one of us could go out and sell knockoff shit, assuming copyrights aren't violated.
4. Fuck no. This is an anonymous imageboard. People are going to shill, just deal with it. Might as well be on Reddit if everyone has a trip.
5. Nudes allowed with spoilers would be the best system IMO.
>>82379926
1. Agree
2. Shitposting isn't allowed. They could get banned if we started reporting them.
3. Yeah, I think he should sell merch. Would be really cool.
4. Disagree, you can switch tripcode whenever and it just helps build up trust between users so we know who is 100% not a shill. If a name annoys you so much you have your priorities wrong.
5. The middleground isn't always the best, I personally can handle nudity and I like seeing what I'm loading in before I click it on the thumbnail.
Imagine.
>>82379659
Would still smash, people don't realize that pasta is just for funsies
>>82379705
Oh I would totally hit that.
And I mean with my penis.
In all her holes.
Just checking the duration for the pasta. Should have been here by now.
>>82379705
can i get a quick rundown?
crippling diabetes
a goofy ass movie followed by ice cream shits
>>82379611
Why do women do this?