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My scenes are shot and waiting on your desk, /tv/.
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Remind me again Eric, what is your fee?
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>>82439898
Honestly he's an example of what someone with absolutely no talent but incredible levels of work ethic can do.
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>>82439898
But we haven't even written the script yet
I'm not even making a movie
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Who is the dumbest Star Wars character and why is it Queen Amadala?
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Episode 7 Leia in her granny outfit.what the hell went wrong with all the costume designs
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>>82439872
Forgot image
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>>82439872
Hard to notice anything wrong with Leia's costume when you're distracted over how fucking ruined all the OT characters are in writing.
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Rocket Raccoon spin-off movie when?
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>>82439539
dont give them ideas
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As long as they get rid of Groot, or make him a background character.
Or even just a origin thing where he meets Groot at the end.
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>Let's make a spin-off staring the goofy character without any of the supporting cast which makes said character work in the first place!
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What was the official /tv/ consensus on Valhalla Rising?
Where did they end up?
Why did heleave the boy and have the primitives kill him?
Does the boy get back home?
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he wuz jesus n shit
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RUMP
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this film made me nauseated
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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore
>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
How do we save film?
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lazy copypasta / 10
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>>82439517
it's real
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Make Warhammer movies instead
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Sequel when?
This was fucking amazing
Shin Godzilla was pure kino
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>>82439118
>Shin King Kong
>it is a critic of the nigerian pubs that plague tokyo where they spike your drinks
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The US home media release will be in August
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lol fucking trash
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Post better than it has any right being-core movies
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>>82439060
Pretty much all of the DreamWorks movies that don't suck such as
KFP
HTTYD
That's pretty much it. Disney princess movies are always comfy. Old Pixar is kino. New Pixar is hit or miss but predictably. 2.5D in the 2000s such as treasure planet which is an underrated masterpiece were obviously good but the public is retarded and wanted the fancy new 3D, though I can't really blame them, I believe it was going against finding Nemo.
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>its another jack black oscarbait poor black people ;_; flick
fuck off commie
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How the FUCK?
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>>82439023
great thread OP
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>>82439482
Thanks
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>>82439023
BOOM, BIG REVEAL
Is this the most kino dance scene in film history?
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>>82438980
Not even Travolta's "most kino" dance scene.That would be in Look Who's Talking Too.
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>>82438980
He hasn't seen La LaEx Machina
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>>82438980
GotG
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What are some epic lies kids shows told you growing up?
>Women don't like handsome, macho, jerks
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>>82438877
that animals have souls and feelings and thoughts like that of a human
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>>82439021
>mfw retarded petfags still believe this
YOU ARE CARING FOR A CHILD THAT WILL NEVER GROW UP
FUCKING STOP
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>>82438877
that niggers don't exist.
I don't remember a single nigger from my cartoons
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Why do people blame "bad marketing" for Dredd's failure?
Can't people just admit that they were tired of seeing more capeshit at the time?
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I believe Dredd was a good movie not a great one like /tv/ claims but main mistake of Dredd was it published on same time with Raid.
Which is a better movie in every aspect
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWP88WKVBKs
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>>82438858
Literally fucking no one knew about it on release
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Am I wasting my time?
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I thought it was entertaining. Don't expect a big story. It's very low-key, but his wife is qt.
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It's a Jarmusch movie, so no.
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its a slice of life with poetry, don't expect much but its comfy
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Does anyone care about this?
>tfw history PHD student so gonna watch it anyway
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Honestly it looks pretty good but it seems like no one gives a shit about it
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>>82438822
i'm only excited for goosefat bill and the epic memes he will bring
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What kind of fucking dumbass majors in history?
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Was this kino?
I really couldn't tell.
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>>82438812
It's fucking awful, I couldn't stand the shitty awkward humor. People praise this on 4chan but it's shit...really not funny at all.
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>>82438812
It was ahead of its time
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>>82438812
I want to protect it
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Why would they get such a fresh faced looking guy for an important gig like this?
Who vouched for him in the criminal underworld?
I'm starting to like this movie less and less
Also why wasn't it structured like Rashomon if Tarantino is already ripping off asian cinema?
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>>82438795
The main reason you get inexperienced people is so you can pay them less.
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There's some brief line, I swear, where the boss mentions the someone recommended him
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>Go out for breakfast dressed in heist clothes
>Cafe owners hear about heist on tv and that it was committed by 6 guys in suits
>"hmmm..."