Hey, /tv/! Why haven't you enrolled in Steve Martin's Comedy Masterclass yet?
>>82499760
Is LA Story underrated Martin Comedy kino ?
>>82499760
I didn't have the money last month, but I might do it now. Thanks for the reminder. I'm a big fan of Steve Martin. His old stand-up albums are great.
>>82499760
Fuck, I'm actually going to pay for this.
Also, fuck your sarcasm. I'm legit paying money for this.
What are some tv shows that have bears in them?
>>82499679
The Bear Show (1979-1993)
Bear, the Beer Connosieur (1984-1987)
Can Barely Bear It (1985-1994)
Mishka Na Severe (1993-1997)
Bear in da House (1994-1994)
Bear Up (2005-present)
None that move faster than is realistic please.
>>82499679
>that fat fucking CIA in the background
So? Total asshole right?
Seemingly, that's the message of the movie. I thought it was a little strange, the dark note it ended on.
Whenever anyone comes along who pushes the old out of the way to make way for the new, there is a certain amount of asshole-ishness necessary, certainly.
I thought it was interesting. I like true-to-life bios like this. Keaton was convincing. The sets were good. I'm not sure WHY it was made though.
>>82499667
Yep.
>>82499667
>Goy business are bad
The Movie
>Peter... Kill them all...
>>82499561
>Peter... gas the Jews...
How did he get away with it?
In all seriousness why hasn't Disney been able to do a marvel movie As good as Spider-Man ?
le holocaust! :O xD
me: raimis how dare you! x3
spiderman: i am nazi! :D
me: oh raimi you done it agian :3
What was his fucking problem ?
>>82499503
Fucking Gooks
> working secret internal affairs case where your biggest target is still a step ahead of you with an obvious rat
> all of a sudden some punk kid comes in for the assignment that you've never heard of
why wouldn't he shit on him? trial by fire, if he can't handle the bantz he can't handle the undercover work
>>82499503
toonie shits down at the hahbuh drinking miller lite instead of lahgah
>i loved that dog, /tv/
>>82499335
Cleo is a cutie and in a good home. She'll be fine.
SNAP THAT FUCKING MUTTS NECK
>>82499406
she was destroyed, i know the vet that did it
Thoughts on this movie? Just watched it and it was pretty good though it didn't live up to its reputation.
I don't understand all the moralfagging about in the reviews. Animals get killed all the time for lesser reasons and the violence in it is fairly tame for modern standards.
It's one of the few movies I never finished watching. I can take violence, but here it was just gratuitious. The acting was terrible, the story was shit.
The only highlight was finding out that the actor who played the old professor guy ahd only every done porn roles before and after.
>>82499179
The story is decent but I never went around to finishing it
>>82499179
Does this take place in France ?
>Why does it sucks so much hairy ass now /tv/?
Because you grew up.
>tfw no season 3 of My Life as Liz
>>82499176
ummm homophobic much?
>People pontificate suicide is a coward's act. Couldn't be further from the truth. Suicide takes tremendous courage.
Is he right?
Yes, everybody is afraid of dying no matter what they say.
>>82499143
Yeah, I had to be really brave when I killed myself.
>>82499143
If I say yes will it expedite your suicide?
WATCH IT MARVEL
lmao
why does he wear that ring?
>>82499123
WATCH IT CASEY
LIBERAL: "I'm a liberal."
CONSERVATIVE: "And I'm a conservative."
LIBERAL: "Now, we disagree on a lot of things."
CONSERVATIVE: "MANY things."
LIBERAL: "Like for instance, who belongs in The White House."
CONSERVATIVE: "When we should or shouldn't go to war."
LIBERAL: "I'm pro-choice."
CONSERVATIVE: "I'm pro-life"
LIBERAL: "Black lives matter."
CONSERVATIVE: "ALL lives matter."
LIBERAL: "I get my news from CNN and Slate."
CONSERVATIVE: "I get mine from Fox News and The Drudge Report."
LIBERAL: "Cherry Garcia is the greatest flavor of ice cream!"
CONSERVATIVE: "Nah it's Rocky Road."
LIBERAL: "Well, you get the picture."
CONSERVATIVE: "But there are some things we can agree on as well."
LIBERAL: "I love The Beatles."
CONSERVATIVE: "I love The Beatles."
LIBERAL: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
CONSERVATIVE: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
LIBERAL: "I condemn the actions of ANTIFA and other violent so-called far left organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
CONSERVATIVE: "I condemn the actions of the Ku Klux Klan and other violent so-called far right organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
LIBERAL: "I am a left winger who will not allow communism to ruin this rich, diverse country."
CONSERVATIVE: "I am a right winger who will not allow fascism to ruin this beautiful, strong country."
LIBERAL & CONSERVATIVE: "We are Americans who refuse to let the extremists destroy this country."
ANNOUNCER (VO): "Violence for one political reason only advocates for violence for a different political reason. Take a stand against political violence in America, take a stand against hindering the people's right to free speech, take a stand for peaceful protests, take a stand for America."
Why do Americans use animals to represent their political parties? Pls respond
>>82499106
>Cherry Garcia
i prefer this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPh-1bsye-0
Bane?
BANE!
>>82499044
>>82499099
For dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE
Based?
SCREENSHOTS where you rage quit a movie and trash talked it forever after.
Yeah that shit is heavy handed and raping the author
>>82498959
is that David Morse?
>>82499083
it surely is
Bane?
Mosquito?
>>82498943
Who ???
ayy
I've just finished my first Tarkovsky, now what?
Probably should have started with Ivan's Childhood moron.
>>82498849
This board no longer values Tarkovsky. Discuss him elsewhere.
Watch some more of his films. I've only seen Stalker, but it's pretty great, and I'm planning on watching Solaris and The Mirror soon.