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ITT: Books that need to be made into movies 2017-05-08 01:51:16 Post No.82523626
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ITT: Books that need to be made into movies
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2017-05-08 01:51:16
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>>82523626
God, I don't think I could stand a How I Met Your Mother movie.
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American Born Chinese, for sure. It's a graphic novel, so they can literally use each page as part of the storyboard. Cut out some of the romantic subplot, and we've got a great coming-of-age movie that'll get liberal dicks hard.
>pic related
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They should finish or restart adapting His Dark Materials
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What does /tv/ think of this guy? I love his humour and how autistic he appears in his show.
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watched some of the episodes to come out last year, funniest recent show imo. i find it impressive that hes willing to look so bad all the time
this clip kills me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFfl5flQPU
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nathan's a hero. used to be insulted when people kept on telling me i look like him but qts are always saying how attractive he is so idklol
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I love it when nathan is an asshole on the show
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Hows that kinocup collection coming along /tv/?
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do you piss in those?
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what a shitty keyboard
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>>82523294
BUT
ITS
MECHANICALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>30 minutes until Tuesday in Australia
>Warner Brothers still hasn't shown their "Monday Release" Trailer for Blade Runner 2049
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>>82523161
Fuck you cunt. There is a blonde Sheila rotting in a Colombian jail
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Neither of you live in Australia.
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>>82523269
I actually do live in Australia.
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>Vidal then interjected that "the only sort of pro- or crypto-Nazi I can think of is yourself," whereupon Smith interjected, "Now let's not call names." Buckley, visibly angered, rose several inches from his seat and replied, "Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered."
Would you like for this level of discourse to return on national television?
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>>82523093
Based Buckley.
Vidal was a Leftist hack, Buckley was a principled Conservative.
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>>82523093
It was an important moment, and Vidal grinned in triumph. He had shown up Buckley's pseudo-English, and ironically pretty effeminate, schtick for what it was - an inch of civility on a second-generation Klansman.
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Is she overrated?
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>>82523014
Yes, alright as Hermione Granger. Shit in other roles
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You're starting to crack.
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>>82523014
Has my semen washed the insides of her womb yet? Then yes, she's overrated.
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>Calls the director of 12 Years a Slave an "embarrassing garbage man" and gets kicked out of the New York Critic's Circle
>Is the first person to negatively review Get Out, wrecking it's 100% on RT
>Calls out liberals for infantilizing gay blacks in Moonlight
Is Armond White /ourguy/?
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>>82522972
He liked Hidden Figures and that movies hella fr*kn epic, my fellow narwahl baconers.
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>>82523002
I don't get it.
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>>82523031
literal reddit memes
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Finally I know what kino means now
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>>82522915
God damn that really has to hurt like what a fucking badass. Just taking all that lead.
The hero we don't deserve
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This is fucking retarded as fuck, they would be dead by the time they get shot for the first time.
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>>82522937
Lead poisoning takes a while to kill people senpai.
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Name the one movie you bought sight unseen and regretted buying.
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>>82522905
That one that was unpopular on /tv/, I forget its name.
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>>82522905
The Item
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>>82522905
Sounds like you have shit taste.
>It doesn't matter what you mean. It's what you do. Sleepin' with the enemy. In France... ...after the Second War... they shaved a lady's head for beddin' the Germans, and they ran her out of town... ...or worse.
What did he mean by this?
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>>82522626
dont fuck nignogs
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>>82522626
Burn the coal pay the toll
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>>82523773
kek
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What does /tv/ think of Mike Rowe and his hit series "Dirty Jobs"?
Do you think we'll be getting a new season?
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>>82522558
he would probably look good with a beard idk
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>>82522558
What exactly is wrong with any of these points?
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>>82522558
Do wagies actually believe this shit?
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Is Mr. Robot the ultimate plebfilter?
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>>82522495
yes, if you like it you're definitely a pleb
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>>82522518
This, but unironically.
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>mr reddit
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Nolan DC Cinematic Universe: Greatest Film Series Ever 2017-05-08 12:43:38 Post No.82522261
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Nolan DC Cinematic Universe: Greatest Film Series Ever
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2017-05-08 12:43:38
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What if Christopher Nolan was approached to take on the DC Cinematic Universe back in 2004 beginning with the Batman reboot? He looks for the hottest, most fearless directors and plan their films, after TDK, they let the Nolans handpick Villeneuve, Fincher to work on a grounded approach Superman story set in The Dark Knight's world.
>The Dark Knight Legacy directed by Christopher Nolan, Nolan is made Executive Producer of all DC films to make sure they are lined up
>The Man of Steel Lore directed by Denis Villeneuve
>Dark Knight V Man of Steel directed by Nolan/Villeneuve
>The Flash by David Fincher
>Wonder Woman by Patty Jenkins
>Justice League Trilogy directed by Nolan, Fincher, Villeneuve
Man of Steel (2009)
>Theme is Ostracized, late self-discovery,
>Gyllenhaal as Superman, Fassbender as Zod
>Highly-advanced alien technology inside a scout ship which Clark feels through Jor-El's love.
>Louis Lane investigates these superhuman stories, meets Clark.
>Zod speaks in his native tongue for the Invasion.
>Jor-El (conscious) mentors Kal-El.
>Clark’s first epic brawl with Zod, Faora and Jax.
>Alfred shows Bruce (Bale) what’s happening. He immediately heads to see Lucius.
>Zod explains to Kal, "how he lost his purpose, his life after corrupted Diplomats and Pioneers created the Unholy abomination our people, your father, us... Into oblivion."
>Lucius says he has a match for Kal-El, name: Clark Kent. Father deceased. Mother is Martha Kent
>Gargutuan Metropolis battle, Zod is ready to kill every human.
>Faora and Jax-Ur are duped by brave US Military Personnel and are nuked in a very isolated area.
>Superman flies Zod so fast up through space that Superman develops his own gravitational pull
>Let's go off Zod, tears in his eyes, Zod can’t fly and pleads. No sound. Zod perishes in the sun.
>Clark is introduced to Louis by Olsen as "Mr. Kent", he greets her as "just Clark", Perry asks to print "The Man of Steel".
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>>82522261
>gyllenhal as superman
Uhhhhh how about no??
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>>82522261
so this is what turboautism looks like holy shit
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I'm pretty sure Villeneuve and Fincher don't give a flying fuck for any of this capeshit (though Fincher is supposedly doing that world war z flick sequel)
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Faora...EAT YOUR HEART OUT
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She looks powerful which I'm hyped about
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>>82521866
Hateful, rat-faced kike.
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>>82521866
Can't wait to see Flash, Aquaman and Batman all in the Jesus cross pose.
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Why did she want him so bad when she only just met him?
Even going so far as to chase after him when he escaped when he never expressed any real feelings for her. Shouldn't it have been the other way around, the dwarf trying to get with the unobtainable elf? Instead she was literally lowering her standards and moving heaven and earth just to see this dwarflet again.
Like she was obsessed.
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because hollywood producers and guillermo del toro fucked this movie, peter jackson fucked up but he was pretty much destined to fuck up with what he was given. this shit reeks of producers raping a script.
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>>82521758
The jews had to find a way to push interracial breeding and this is what they decided
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The real question is why didn't Galadriel riverdance in The Hobbit?