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>characters move into a new house
>it's haunted
>child has an imaginary friend
>everyone experiences paranormal activity except for the husband at first
>scratch marks
>blood on the walls
>black dog
>items go flying against the room
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>spoopy ghost appears in the mirror
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>>82554652
>character gets dragged by something invisible
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>character hides behind object and peers around one side to see if they are being pursued
>when they turn back whatever is chasing them is there and says boo
How do accents work in the Star Wars universe?
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>>82554583
How do I get a beard like this?
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>>82554599
grow one
or do what ewan did and stick fake pubes on your face
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>>82554583
how do accents work in real life
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Reaction to the last movie you've seen
>Place Between the Pines
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>>82554446
I really need to work on Persona 5.
>Sing Street
Reminding me that I missed out on teenage love is never fun. Movie was fucking great tho
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>District 9
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>la la land
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Did any other trek series talk about serious issues as well TNG did?
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The final episode of TOS ably addressed the hysteria of women.
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maybe not as overall good as tng but ds9 handled heavier issues really well at times
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So the Romulans can enter the neutral zone but not Federation space, but the Federation can't enter the neutral zone at all?
That doesn't seem like a neutral zone, that seems like a simple border.
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ITT: Actors/actresses who have only partaked in pure kino
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has he ever played a pedophile?
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>>82554390
I literally saw him in this yesterday on TV.
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I was wondering who you thought would win if the seinfeld sextet and freddy kreuger fought?
Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, Newman and Sue Ellen Mischke take on the sleep slasher who goes by the name of Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger in their dreams!
Scenario:
On the night of October 30th, 1999, a few months after George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer and, of course, Jerry Seinfeld, have been released from jail and are just a night away from Halloween of that year, all four are asleep in their respective homes, with Newman and Sue Ellen Mischke falling asleep at the same time as them in their respective homes, as well.
However, it turns out that Freddy Krueger has recently entered the dreamland of their universe and is eager for new targets, and the dream demon is nothing short of only too elated, overjoyed and excited when he sees the six ones whose names have been mentioned asleep and dreaming.
Recognizing him after they fall asleep and see him upon seeing themselves on a dark, satanic version of Jerry's auditorium theater, all six realize that, in the case of rivalries, differences have to be put aside if they can even hope to survive such a dangerous, threatening situation as this, especially after Freddy boasts he's going to pick them off one by one even if they all attack him at once.
They mean to work together simultaneously against Freddy, sure enough, but his focus on them is greater than it would be on most victims.
After all, he doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder in terms of nastiness and/or hilarity, so he's particularly focused on Jerry, Sue and Newman.
He's also especially focused on Elaine because he loves killing women more than he does men despite how he enjoys killing both.
And Freddy thinks that Kramer's lack of intelligence and George's lack of courage will make them only too easy for him to get rid of, no matter what else happens, with or without the sextet attacking him all at once.
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Thus, on the one hand, Freddy's six Seinfeldian targets have an advantage in how they're working as a group, regardless of what they think of each other under normal circumstances, however high or low an opinion it is, but on the other hand, Freddy's considerable eagerness to throw it down with them and what background setting he's set up makes it so that he won't be too busy laughing and/or gloating to concentrate on his attempts on their lives.
So, what will happen? Who will live? Who will die? Let it be known how Freddy's attack on these six turns out!
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noice fangfic
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Suck off Freddy, Jerry. And tie me up in the corner so I can watch.
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This is R rated and probably even offensive for women in USA
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Explain this, amerisharts https://youtu.be/tVvH_JVmpZc https://youtu.be/uXZnLTXM1ss
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Huh
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Its offensive because one American woman weighs as much as that entire room combined, and is enforcing wildly unrealistic body standards on womyn.
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>>82554799
>those perfect fucking tits in the russiankino
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>>82553610
Honestly, could have been a cool Anakin.
Although I have a feeling he might be a manlet.
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>>82553664
manlet would have been better storywise as it would explain to impotent rage
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>>82553610
This angry little nigga makes me sense desu
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If tv directed movies who's would they be like? My guess is shane carruth
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where did he go?
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theres 2 types of /tv/
The ones who discuss capeshit and star wars every hour, and the ones who dont
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>>82555100
i remember discussing actual films on this board, now its just repetitive bull
Left or right?
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Well, that was easy.
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kino opinion: both are shit
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Vickers
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26 minutes away from his special. I love this man, weird ass baby teeth and all.
who's hyped?
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>>82553273
link pls
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>>82553500
its coming out on NF, im sure it will be available for stream/dl shortly after.
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gimme proof
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what I dislike about Kevi Smith these days is that he seems to want so badly to work for Marvel that he is willing to make his ''fatman on batman'' show more about Marvel shit!
I'm still pissed that he gave BvS a bad review because ''it wasn't like Marvel, I almost cry when I heard that they didn't added a after credits scene!''
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>>82553090
you are waaaay too old for keep posting on 4chan, kevin
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>>82553160
Huh? Why would Kevin post that
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>naming your daughter after the jokers abused sex toy girfriend
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JUST
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How come Brendan is a magnet for retarded Mexicans?
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i cant even look at that picture without laughing uncontrollably
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HOWEVER
https://www.instagram.com/p/6v8vNjMCp6/
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Is there any conceivable way a Warhammer 40k move/tv show can work?
The way I see it, it would either be too long for a movie or too expensive for a tv show. That's not taking in the public's lack of knowledge of it.
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>>82552925
if its too long for a movie why not have a series of movies
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>>82552925
no, the armor in the childrens game looks to cartoony.
it could work as a cartoon though, anime
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>>82552925
Whammer 40K: The Musical.
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Just watched Looper. Why does /tv/ hate this movie exactly? I thought it was a pretty neat film.
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The way it deals with time travel is probably the worst method I've seen.
If you look over that, like Interstellar's retarded 5d love shit, it's a good action flicke.
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>>82552853
The plot and the pacing was a disaster, but yeah it was quite fine. Music was GOAT
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>>82552853
TV hates everything. You should know that by now.