Tell me your top 5 favorite films
>Dr. Strangelove
>Stalker
>Escape from New York
>Threads
>Naked Gun (all three)
I ain't telling you shit
>The Abyss
>Demolition Man
>Die Hard 3
>Last Crusade
>Van Helsing
>>82563958
oh well then get the hell out of here punk
Is Seinfeld the most universally beloved sitcom without making you a pleb?
>>82563881
Is this real?
>>82563949
of course
>>82563881
no fucking way
>27-year-old Christina Nicassio of Plum, Pennsylvania (a suburb of Pittsburgh) stabbed her father, Dr. Anthony Nicassio, to death at his home late Saturday night, with him succumbing to his wounds at 3:30 a.m. Christina, a former real estate agent and girls soccer coach, told officers that she was re-enacting The Mummy Returns during the act, and "thought he had to die," although she couldn't say why. According to the police statement, Christina named The Mummy Returns as the movie that helped her decide to kill her father, saying:
I got played by Hollywood. In a movie, someone who can't love someone else, they stab their father.
>The Pittsburgh-Tribune Review reports that this was the culmination of Anthony Nicassio and his wife trying to get Christina to admit herself to a hospital following her break-up with her fiancé. After Christina started speaking "irrationally and nonsensically," her parents tried to get her into a vehicle, and that's when Christina grabbed a knife she'd taken from the kitchen a few hours earlier. While her mother called the police, Anthony attempted to take the knife away from his daughter, and during the struggle he was stabbed twice. The complaint also mentioned that Christina felt as if "the world was ending" because her parents were trying to get her help even though she didn't want to go. Christina has been charged with homicide, and while the investigation continues, her preliminary hearing is scheduled for May 17.
Why did she do it /tv/?
Because they tried to take her to the hospital. It says so right fucking there. Jesus, read the article b4 u post next time, op.
>>82563792
Fuck this. We all know the Jews are after Fraiser.
>>82564175
>mfw Fraser is framing people to remind people of his Mummy franchise
Which franchise had the better movies?
>>82563733
NoES overall. Friday the 13th was always a cheapo franchise for Paramount.
Nightmare on Elm Street had the better movies, the remakes are about the same level. I dont hate them tho. IMO the hate for them is super hypocritical because none of them are their franchises perspectives worsts.
Nightmare on elm st.
Both series became garbage but at least nightmare was an entertaining type of bad.
Hello /tv/, my dad asked me to watch a movie with him. We don't talk much and aren't very close, everytime we watch something together is from me asking him. But today '''he asked me'''
I always want to watch a decent movie with him so I always pick something tested that I've already seen. He is not very fond of sci-fi and not-linear plot (e.g.he hated that Pulp Fiction isn't chronological). I live in Poland so he enjoys everything about post-communism and fall of communism, especially if he can relate to his young years when he traveled to RFN for currency trading to earn some money for mine baby-ass stroller, pampers and shit like that. But i'd like to experience something new with him, it's not fun knowing the plot already.
Can you help out anon in need who want to bond with his old man badly?
Here's a list of my pleb shiet tier taste of 541 movies I've watched already, maybe it will be helpful.
Telling him what? What's the punchline?
>>82563728
Dr Strangelove Or How I Stopped Wrrying and Learned To Love The Bomb
Its Stanley Kubricks masterful satire of yhe Cold war and the nuclear arms race. one of the best tragicomedies of all time
>>82563728
I haven't seen this meme in forever
Just finished this.
Was Sadavir right?
>tfw grew to love Samoan marine character almost as much as Miller
This really surprised me desu, but her arc was nice and it was good to watch a realistically physically strong female character doling out some punishment (as opposed to rake thin Jewesses).
>>82563703
Honestly, both Sadavir and Chrisjen are good characters.
What irks me is that we get pretty much no footage/characters from Mars side.
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the King of the Rumba Beat
SMOKING!
>>82563526
When I show them my dubs they go "CHECK CHECK-Y BOOM, CHECK CHECK-Y BOOM!!"
I literally cannot picture this.
>>82563501
The original was a musical too. You're retarded, aren't you?
>>82563555
I'm on about Guy Ritchie doing a musical you pleb.
This needs its bit of WE WUZ or I'll be disappointed. He alredy put WE WUZ narrative in the king arthur movie so better do it here too.
More movies that take place in Antarctica? Can be any genre.
>>82563479
what happened after it ended?
artic environments are boring unless it's like an attrition war or survival scenario, suppose a bunker situation there survives a worldwide nuclear fuckacaust and they're essentially the last people alive while most major cities and capitals were blown to hell
thats bleak but you could rework it.
>>82563479
best of them all: fate of the furious
Is this movie actually worth a shit or do you need to be tripping shit on acid to enjoy it
>>82563310
It has the most accurate depiction of an LSD trip in visual media, imo.
It helps to have done drugs before to fully appreciate it I think.
>>82563310
It's entertaining if you're sober too
>>82563310
Watch The Rum Diary first.
> Let justice be done, though the heavens fall.
>>82563153
Did Chuck finally get cuckolded?
>>82563287
he got matlocked
I'm surprised Jimmy didn't have any surprise witnesses
This isn't really justice though. Saul still used his brothers illness to doctor documents.
What does /tv/ think of Emily Browning?
she was really hot in that Jim Carey movie
>>82562617
I like her cute face and little body of work.
She's a good actress too.
Jenna thread
No waifu-shit, only memes edition
>made this collage thinking it was enough and she would have calmed down by now
>at least a dozen new tweets since then that need to be added but the file is too large already
jenna.... let it go...
Why do girls have better taste in films than boys?
>>82562395
No u
i have fapped to this pic so many times, listening to My Bloody Valentine
>>82562395
Quit thinking with your dick.
Hiro said we are allowed one meta thread per board, so here goes.
KRAGER'S OFFICIAL META THREAD!
Some topics to get things going, I've changed some because I felt we've gone over them already. Ofcourse, feel free to contribute your own topics.
>1. Should we be more lax on the moderation? This board feels like nazi germany sometimes, you have to be really careful not to break any rules.
>2. Frogposts! For or against?
>3. Should /tv/ sell official merchandise? I'd walk around with a cia shirt or some other funny in joke.
>4. How can we effectively deal with viral marketers trying to sell us movies? I suggest we all take up tripcodes so we can keep track of if people are loyal to certain brands or companies, and keep that in mind when reading their reviews.
>5. Plenty of movies have nude scenes. I suggest we turn /tv/ into a red board. It doubles with keeping reddit and the phoneposters away.
the boy in your image should get a haircut and a job. Is it you? You do know that excess sugar is bad for you, It will give you a constipated anus.
>>82561848
1.Nigger
2.Coon
3.Golliwog
4.Darkie
5.Blacky
Off yourself nigger