So this movie basically teaches girls to be a race trading whore thief who lets the only worthwhile guy fucking die, then become a millionaire?
10 clover field lane> Don't Breathe > Split
>Fuck that ending
>Fuck that bitch
>And fuck the guy for being such a beta bitch
Should've fucked off and leave her to her fate
>>82579039
I don't think she got anywhere close to a million dollars from the safe.
Why was this movie praised? It was paced like a television series and halfway through the movie it felt like they changed directors. Thematically it was a mess.
The story was also incredibly predictable and very boring to watch. One of the most underwhelming movies I have seen in the past 5 years.
>>82578934
bump
>>82578934
Women liked it. It was all right.
>>82578934
OP you make me laugh
What did Villeneuve mean by this? Is he setting himself up to be the kinomaster that finally kills capeshit?
>>82578719
>Scott said years ago that the first shot of the sequel will be a dead tree in the wasteland, held by wires
Well how about that.
>>82578811
Didn't he also say there would be a harvester or else? I mean, there sort of is one in the background of the pic.
>>82578811
I remember something about zooming out from a pot of soup cooking in a farmhouse and then eventually a flying car comes in and arrests the person living there. I think that's from one of the extras in the blu ray. I always that would be a cool opening
New to the board.
Are there any charts like this on /tv/ for movies, genres and shit?
>if not, why not?
>>82578595
Essential charts killed /mu/
/tv/ is for shitposting, very few people post those sorts of charts.
>>82578690
Aw shit. I had high hopes, man. I'd love to see some of these for movies and genres.
I'll probably make them myself.
>>82578595
You can find them on Reddit :)
What the hell was that?
>>82578591
not gonna lie I shit my pants when I first saw this in the mid 2000s
>>82578591
>WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID MAN SUIT
MIND = BLOWN
>>82578767
Ronnie Rocketo
>inb4 ask /x/
im asking you faggots, see if any smart people here
>>82578566
>smart people
>on /tv/
>>82578658
yeah i know fpbp but you never know. plus i know a lot of ppl here love the spooky shit.
>>82578566
What's the "puzzle"?
Are we supposed to decode this? Is that it?
Whats my opinion of it /tv/?
you should sacrifice yourself for them
for whom would you do it?
>>82578570
vulcan my nibba
>>82578479
Pretty cool and it appears to be sticking to the original story, which is rare in Hollywood nowadays.
Though couldn't you have found an on-topic pic to start the thread off? Now the thread will peter out, as people scroll past it, thinking it's about Deadwood.
You took my sandwich?
>>82578442
MY SANDWICH?
my sammich
>>82578442
MYYYYYYYY
SANDWICHHHHHHHH?
Don't have Netflix, anybody seen this yet?
Can you give me a quick rundown?
>>82578210
nah
>>82578230
>Based Norm releases a Netflix special on May 9
>today is May 9
Would you a Jane doe?
As in an unidentified corpse? I don't think knowing who it was doesn't really enter the equation in any case
>>82578119
Would you a John Doe?
>>82578162
No dummy Jane doe as in the fine ass witch corpse.
THE INTEREST RATES ARE CATASTROPHIC
I recall that thread. It was good.
>>82578585
Are you evicting me Master Jedi?
>>82578656
The municipal court will decide your fate
I don't get it, why Marvel/DC keep trying when everybody knows this (pic related) is the pick of capeshit. everything else is just below
It sucked big nigger smegma dicks
>>82578086
But, was it kino?
If the best capeshit movies can do is a botched adaptation of a good story then there's not really any hope for it, is there
Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked.
You must be 16 years old.
And super fan at parties...
Ayn Rand is a cunt
Paul Vernhoven directed adaptation when?
Give it the Starship Troopers sequence.
>>82578625
> sequence
I meant treatment, it wasn't even autocorrects fault. I'm just really dumb.
>white guy cucks the black guy with his big white dick
wtf? is this show catering to the white nu-male cucked /tv/ audience? thoughts on this?
>>82578020
I Skipped about 40% of this show to make it decent. I never even saw this scene since i looked at her tits for a sec then skipped until the show started again :^)
>>82578020
What the fuck? I don't remember this part from the book
>>82578020
Haha, haven't seen this show or bothered with much of Gaiman's writing, but he always struck me as a "nice guy" "woke"-male-feminist Redditor (Will Wheaton sorta character).
Might have to give it a try now, BWC cucking a black guy is a good take to write in 2017, knowing fully well how many Hilarymen thinkpiece writers it'll upset
What are some of the most badass lines in film?
>>82577770
>play some rap music.
>Yippee kay yay, mister falcon.
>>82577770
>You're a large fella