Can someone explain to me why split has 75% on RT? I saw on a plane yesterday, and with minimal exaggeration it was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I knew it was gonna be bad from the first 10 minutes, during that horribly slow side glance in the car (pic related), but omg it got even worse
>terrible acting aside from McAvoy (and his accents were pretty garbage)
>main girls stupid open-mouthed stare every two seconds
>embarrassingly stilted/expository writing
>unbelievably bad pacing, last 20 minutes felt like an hour of torture
>kidnapped girls are retarded (just bash Hedwigs head you stupid fucks)
>gratuitous creepshots of girls who are supposed to be in high school
>that ending
everyone keeps saying it was "a return to form", but I honestly was more pissed afterwards than TLA. what a fucking waste of two hours
>>82598056
>mfw I saved the thumbnail
>RTRussia Today
>one of the best films of 2016
>no one cares
Why is this allowed? Does no one care about depression-kino?
i thought this was great
>make a thread asking why no one cares about this movie
>only one response
Funk this gay earth and fuck /tv/. You don't deserve this movie
>>82597902
imo I think it's one of the best movies to come out last year, although I'm yet to see all of them
She had an easier job, better career, more caring friends, a healthier lifestyle and more attention from the opposite sex than the vast majority of working class men.
Kills herself in a grandiose display because muh lonely life.
It was a great movie, sure, but the truth of it upsets me.
Uhhhh...David Duke
Shoehorning a racist man's name into a 'comedy' skit apropos of nothing is without doubt the most childish, cowardly and cringe inducing thing I have ever witnessed.
Teenis
>>82597275
Said the anonymous poster.
Be warned if you post in this thread your weekend pass will be revoked
>>82597115
>160x160
>>82597157
what is that?! talking back to your superior? your weekend pass is hereby revoked, private.
>>82597115
fuck off ross no one liked you in that show
Just watched this.
It wasbetter than Aliens in my opinion
>>82597105
it's alright, Charles Dance is probably the best thing about it
>>82597105
Alien - 9/10
Aliens - 8/10
Alien3 - 7/10
Alien: Resurrection - 4/10
Prometheus - 4/10
>>82597105
THANK YOU OP
BUMP THE FUCK OUT THIS SHIT!
Opinions on Dear White People ?
Pretty good show desu
Opinions on OP's Thread?
Pretty shit bait desu
>>82597059
Is it set on 80s or something?
>>82597077
Its not actually
I thought it was a period piece too, because the way they dress and act and everything looks
but they have smartphones and use facebook and shit
Does this confirm Deckard is a human and not a replicant?
I thought replicants didn't age.
He looks like a worn out piece of fuck. He's just an old man.
Confirmed
Canon
Deckard is not a replicant.
>>82597049
The typical models were born as adults with a 4 year life time so nobody really knows if they age. If Deckard were a replicant he would have to be a model with a normal human life spand so I assume he would age. They are after all genetically modified humans.
>>82597049
The whole theory itself is fucking retarded.
No surprise here.
Watched Blade Runner for the first time yesterday, what did I think of it /tv/? Is it kino?
>>82597016
kill yourself
You thought it was visually astounding and had an impressive atmosphere, but also that you'll have to rewatch it a couple times to truly understand the events and themes
>>82597016
Purest kino in history
>vangelis soundtrack
Stroke of genius
if you made a TV series. what would it be about?
mine would be about a skinhead that goes back in time and brings guns to the crusades and by extension fucks up history
I'd love to see a TV series about the First Crusade with season one being the march to Anatolia, 2nd the capturing of Antioch and Jerusalem and the 3rd maybe the aftermath.
I'd also like a show about the Byzantine court.
>>82596906
Would he be fluent in old French?
HBO predator mini series
>blood and gore
>tits out
>swearing
>rated MA or R
follows the basic story of predators over history
>ep 1 is predator in crusades
>ep 2 is predator during crusades
>ep 3 is cowboys
>ep4 is ww1
>ep 5 is ww2 etc etc
story also kinda interlinks stories by having some agency established in the first episode who job it is to track and kill predators and they either make a small or big appearance in each episode. eg in ww1 its said organisations job to track and kill a predator whos been spotted in some french town they get there and need to fight predator and germans etc.
or they make no appearance just a quick come to the scene after the slaughter and collect a few bodies and shit and take them away for examination
I think it could be cool seeing 1-1.5 hour predator skits
>>82596906
A really weird post-apocalyptic action series with an ensemble cast including an immortal drifter, his new autistic slave, an alien, time travel, broken memories and other such almost-nonsense that asks a ton of questions. Like LOST meets Donnie Darko, where you can piece everything together if you pay attention and think hard enough.
I've actually planned out the three season arc, which would be the entire run time. Each season would involve a new timeline, a new landscape, and shifting roles for all the characters.
>tfw autistic enough to have three seasons of canon in my head but too lazy to plot it all out
So I feel like most of us here on /tv/ are in our 20's. To me it seems like a majority of the demographic of 4chan/tv is made of 20 something year old's.
Are there any avid film followers/movie watchers that are not in their 20's? Say younger than 20 or older than 29? I don't meet a lot of avid filmgoers on here that are in their 30's.
What does that say about /tv/ and 4chan as a whole?
>>82596815
How about you neck yourself cunt
>>82596815
stop projecting you faggot
>>82596815
I'm 28 and I hate TV and movies. I'm just here to shitpost and insult people for the things they like.
>>82596739
That's some widow's peak.
fucking fake and of the homosex variety
>still forcing the dark brooding Supes
fuck you cunt bring back the old inspirational and lovable Supes
The Godfather hate thread
I hate this movie it's so boring, and the plot goes nowhere.
It's the slice of life of live action
Why do you hate the Godfather /tv/?
I need more arguments because I just know this movie sucks!
you sound like a millenial
Its a decent movie
the spergy "pure as the driven snow" fans are insufferable, not the movie.
>>82596668
I hate it because it has nothing going for it and the only reason it is praised is because insecure boomers feel obligated to like gangster films. Same goes for scar face.
As the years go by more and more people hate this film and that makes me happy.
how will Guy Ritchie ever recover?
Sherlock Holmes 3
>>82596492
reviews are probably saying "not enough blacks and women so its bad" right
>>82596492
>18%
>97% of people want to watch it
Something is up with Stern. I don't listen to live shows anymore because they're shit but I follow show news. A live show was planned for today with Jimmy Fallon as a guest. The show was supposed to start over an hour ago but hasn't. This has never happened before. Also Howard was crotchety yesterday about something in his personal life. Prepare for some big news.
>>82596300
Maybe his wig fell off
More like big jews
>>82596713
His dad is 93 and mom is 89. Pretty sure one of them is dead or in a serious situation.
Younger Sister from "Dogtooth" is ded
http://movieweb.com/mary-tsoni-dead-rip-dogtooth/
Sad cause she had pretty good tits in the movie. Rip
who?
>>82595884
oh shit that movie was great! best incest ever
sad!