Stupid people doing dumb things, the film.
What ps2 game screenshot is this?
*the franchise
>>82673288
true crime: streets of LA
Who was in the wrong?
Pablo should have worn a glove.
He tried to kill himself after his main dog died
Probably shouldn't put your hand near a dog that's rolling its lips back t b h.
Imagine being Hugh Jackedman...
>wh*te women
top lel
>>82672453
it's must be laborious pretending to be heterosexual all the time.
>>82672453
Hugh Jackman is not at all one of us, he's a normie. We're the guys who appreciates what's there more than he ever could. Besides, i think he's probably a fag or something. But if you'd choose left over right, you're a normie and should go elsewhere.
>No backstory at all about the Engineers not their homeworld. David just unleashes chemicals in the air that turns every single Engineer to stone when he arrives at the planet with Shaw
What the absolute fuck
>David talking about monkeys standing up right and how Evolution created Neandorthals
What? But the Engineers created humans...
>That shower sex scene where after the guy dies you see his blood over the naked girl's body.
This felt like an excuse just to show off her tits.
Eh Prometheus is way better than this movie. I really wanted to like this but it was very mediocre. Ridley really could have done better.
The opening scene was very strong though with Guy Pearce reprising his role as Wayland, chatting to David about going on a journey to find the creators of the human race because he doesnt believe in chance Evolution yet why does David then in the second act of the movie talk about Evolution and monkeys standing up right?
Don't get me wrong though. There was good enjoyable scenes with evil David showing off his creation of the Alien but otherwise the movie just felt poor.
Ridley is making another prequel set before this so HOPEFULLY we see more of the Engineers homeworld. Maybe an Apocalypto styled movie set on the Engineers world would work.
>>82672410
Wait my bad. David alreadykilled Shaw before he arrived on the Engineers world so Shaw wasnt alive then
Fuck the leaked image was true that was posted here a week ago. So annoying this happened
So these are actually the engineers and not just another creation like humans were?
>>82672410
>No backstory at all about the Engineers not their homeworld. David just unleashes chemicals in the air that turns every single Engineer to stone when he arrives at the planet with Shaw
>What the absolute fuck
THIS
Fuck Xenomorphs I want to know more about Engineers
What does /tv/ think of Darth Vader?
The prequels just about ruined him but his recent Marvel series and appearance in Rogue One were well done.
I think he has a strange fashion sense but he is alpha enough to make it work.
Does he ever eat?
What am I in for? Is this the poor man's office (US)?
The Office wasn't nearly as good desu.
>>82671110
u are in for a manic pixie, le serious guy, and the brown meme man, also fat chris pratt
>>82671110
I liked it, first season is the weakest IMO, so if you like that one, you'll like the whole show.
Watched yesterday
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDit's shitlike Prometheus
Scott is full of shit, now Aliens by Cameron is not canon anymore
FUCK YOU
I REPEAT
THE-PERFECT-ALIEN-IS-NOW-NOT-CANON
>>82670585
>Aliens
>the perfect alien
Top kek, Cameron was a mistake, he turned it into a glorified cockroach.
you're just jealous because David survive
>>82670611
your birth was a mistake
Why does /tv/ never talk about this show?
Can I really be the only one who likes it?
What's this show about?
>>82670485
I saw the beginning of the first season and it was beyond terrible.
Like really really bad, one of the worst TV shows I have ever watched.
The two main actors, both of which I like, couldn't save it.
>>82670506
Damian Lewis is really rich and Paul Giamatti is a pervert that works for the government and tries to get his ass to prison
>>82670506
millions.
>the dumbest one says the deepest shit
when will this meme end?
>Wait, wait! Say that again!
>Says wrong thing
>No that other thing!
>You're a genius!
>>82669765
>>82669795
name 10 films that do this
Does he even speak in this movie? He received some massive flanderisation I thought he only communicated in hearty laughs
who would win in a fight to the death?
Comedy.
Drumpf
>>82669475
BARGHDAL BRUMBFF
Could THIS be anymore of a Friends thread?
>The one when Chandler sniffs Rachel's worn underwear.
>The on when Gunther date rapes Rachel
>The one with the butt plug
I felt for Geordi.
>>82668594
Never meet your waifu IRL.
>>82668607
Take a hard look through your VISOR, La Forge... see her for who she really is... not what you want her to be
He shouldn't be looking at white woman anyway.
okay, you're so smart, how would YOU have ended the final scene?
>>82668404
I'm just bustin' bolls
Just shown hit get shot, duh.
I probably would've fucked it up by actually showing Tone dying. Chase is a genius
>>82668317
Many Sokurov films.
this
What did you think of the ten-minutes long tracking shot of Mike brushing his teeth from the toothbrush POV in the latest episode? How did they mount a camera on a fucking toothbrush?
It was ok but nothing compared to the sheet of toilet paper's POV point of view when he wiped his ass, pure KINO.
>mfw got flushed
Personally I loved the scene where the POV is from mikes bag of chips when he's scoping out Los Pollos. It lasted a little long, but still a good solid 15 minutes of kino.
BANEPOSTING IS DEAD
MAKE WAY FOR VINCEPOSTING
FIRST!