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What's the best horror film from the past decade?
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Easily and without question The Bye Bye Man. Nosferatu-tier.
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>>82734125
The ring I
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I'm kind of sceptical about Dunkirk. While I think Chrisopher Nolan has proven himself to be a great director and none of the footage of the movie looks particularly shit, I'm still on the fence. Nolan's recent movies have been kind of ehhh; TDKR was weak in comparison to TDK, Man of Steel (while not directed by him) was a mess and Interstellar, while visually and aesthetically phenomenal, didn't really have much of a story behind it. Does /tv/ expect this to be Nolan's next big hit or are you expecting it to be a flop?
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It looks boring desu. And I've never felt that way about an upcoming Nolan film, regardless of whether it looked good or bad.
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It'll be lucky to take in half as much at the box office as his fiction films given the subject matter.
I'm excited to see it, but it's going to be as clunky as everything he's made since and including Rises. Applying his purist approach to a big war film will deliver something we haven't seen in the genre for decades, but it'll no doubt be easy to poke holes in the background as people here already have.
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My problem is the film being about dunkirk itself. It's such a military embarrassment for both sides. Hitler could have possibly won the war. Allies licking their wounds after being outplayed so damned hard. Probably the most cringe worthy point in the entire war.
Why do people on /tv/ hate Louie? I just watched it and I laughed like a madman
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>>82733047
Cuckoldry is a grave sin and I refuse to support financially anyone who condones it.
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No one hates it because no one watches it.
It is a great show, but most people only know Louie for hosting the interracial breeding grounds live show.
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>>82733418
agree it's great. I thought it was /pol/ who hated him
Best character? Also, is he supposed to be autistic?
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I'm sure you meant to post Yondu, and no I'm sure he's not autistic.
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>>82732990
He has a small penis irl
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>>82733127
That's not what Iron Sheik said.
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*boom*
BIG REVEAL
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>beth
>no dildy
>rickle
>"this will do"
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>morty's mother enters garage
>"where is my sex toy"
>lays eyes on cucumber richard
>"it will suffice"
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Wubba lubba dub dub
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One will protect you, the others will try to kill you.
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I choose the one that is immortal and can disguise itself as whatever it consumes and can reproduct just by touching someone.
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>>82731928
The white frame.
>stand in the middle
>none can touch me
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>>82731928
..why the fuck would you choose Jaws?
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Melissa McCarthy hosts
HAIM musical guest
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This is not a capsbro thread so therefore this is not the official SNL live watch thread.
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let's get this shit stated
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>>82732285
Capsbro didn't make a thread this week
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Old movies that stand the test of time 2017-05-14 03:05:40 Post No.82731773
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Old movies that stand the test of time
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I just watched The Adventures of Robin Hood and it is the definition of a classic. Made in 1938 and it still holds up today. Flynn is great as a cocky Robin Hood and his sword fighting action scenes put modern day quickcut shit to shame. It even looks amazing despite being one the earliest color films.
What are other old movies that truly stand the test of time?
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No such thing. Everything has an expiration date.
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>>82731773
>Adventures of Robin Hood
Also 3-strip Technicolor is GOAT. Literally the best color system ever.
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>>82731773
The matrix (1999)
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>Bilbo blows out a Tight Circle
>Gandalf blows out a Big Boat
>Big Boat penetrates Bilbos Tight Circle and tears it
>Bilbo says: "This is going to be a night to remember"
what was implied here?
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>>82731563
>What was implied here?
It's implying that Bilbo is giving up the ring and the boat to the Undying Lands is the only way he will be free from it.
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>tfw Gandalf is a very big guy, compared to Bilbo
It must have hurt him very much to give up the ring.
I remember the night I first gave up the ring.
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because magic is actually cum
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Last Man Standing cancelled for mysterious reasons 2017-05-14 02:41:36 Post No.82730993
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Last Man Standing cancelled for mysterious reasons
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http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/05/emlast_man_standingem_falls_to_trump_derangement_syndrome.html
This is weird. Anyone have any idea why this could have happened?
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>Mysterious reason
I would check those ratings.
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>Deadline reports the sitcom was the network's second-highest comedy this season and averaged 8.1 million viewers, just behind "Modern Family," which averaged 8.7 million viewers this season and was recently renewed for two more seasons. It was also ABC's third highest watched scripted series behind "Grey’s Anatomy" and "Modern Family."
Oh, you're right, it sounds like a complete and utter failure.
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>Home Improvement: The Next Generation
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>R-Robert, is that you?
>Oh, wow! What's up, Anon?!
>Y-Yeah man, you know... just seeing the movie too.
>I can't wait dude, it was rated high on Rottentomatoes! I'm sure it's gonna be great.
>Yeah, didn't it have a 92? But, heheh, Robert, I thought you were into white women?
>Huh?
>Oh, er, uh... haha. Maybe it was my imagination.
>White women are all right, I don't have anything against 'em. But this is my girlfriend, Tanya. You here with anyone, Anon?
>Yeah... of course! I'm on a date too.
>My man! I bet she's a real killer. Point her out and I can say hi.
>Oh. Haha. Hmmmm. I don't see her. Guess she went to the bathroom. Actually, uh, I've gotta take a leak too. S-See you around okay?
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>black man called robert
>anon initiates the conversation
really ruined my immersion
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>>82730736
excuse me, is there a problem here?
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>>82730786
>that girl's smile
goddamn you just know she's getting BLACKED
so is young Jesse Eisenberg too, probably
it is theatre policy after all
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Why can't any other sports produce decent movies?
Baseball:
The Natural
Field of Dreams
Moneyball
Major League
The Sandlot
Summer Catch
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>>82730027
I like Rudy and Hoosiers, but I live in Indiana so I'm probably biased
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>>82730027
Bull Durham
Hardball
The Rookie
Bad News Bears
even League of their Own
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>>82730732
I'll give you those two. Rudy isn't really about the game of football though.
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ITT: Times you acted like the driver.
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>>82729105
All the time
>be asked question
>don't answer, just try to look stoic slightly smiling
Doesn't have the effect I want though, usually pressured into answering after they repeat the question louder
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>>82729105
I pretend to be him every time I drive at night
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>>82729105
Tall tales: the thread.
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how and why was arwen 'dying' in lotr? i never understood this
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>>82728971
big boromir cock?
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>>82728971
/thread
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>>82728971
You mean BOC?
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>I SAID ICE THE MOTHER FUCKERS
Was the violence in this movie over done
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THE DOG'S A FUCKING GHOST
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>>82728900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaZTPYPFEA
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do they really let police dogs nibble on a suspect's cock to get him to talk or was that just in this movie?