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>How could this happen?
a super short children's book (one hour of content) made into three 2-hour movies

>>82785060

>What was peter Jackson thinking

Probably stress and producers with cigarettes wiggling his contract.

success seems to kills quality in every art

>>82785035

all of them because he wasn't president.

>>82785035
Very powerful image

I don't like how that picture implies that being short is somehow a bad thing

As a translet, I find it offensive

>>82784735
No. way. It's going to make alot of money.

>>82784735

>nostalgiashit

Yes.

imagine if you got to slide your hand down and play with her crotch a bit!

Von Trier, obviously, but I really like Refn too.

>>82784700
Why is it obvious? Articulate.

Refn and Von Trier are everything that is wrong with modern cinema.

I saw arrested development become bad
I saw Johnny depp get cucked

>>82784581
Problem Child 2

>>82784581

well my best friend molested me and now everyone hates me because they think I'm not telling the truth. I was asleep and I woke up with his hands down my pants. I told him to fuck off then he told everyone that i made a move on him.

the end is near for me. no hope.

It was a cool little segment

It was them simultaneously pretending to be tolerant of all sexualities and body types while making the joke that "haha this ugly freak NERD is probably into really gross, weird fetishes, amirite?"

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>>82784422
Oh, thank y-… wait a minute, you're not Robert. Who the fuck are you, nigger?

>>82784422
Thanks Rob...wait a minute, you're not Robert at all! What's going on here??

>>82784422
he's black haha

Ridley scott was always shit, he wasn't the guy behind the genius of alien, it was Dan O'Bannon, Moebius, Giger, all the team that should have done Jodorowsky's Dune. Ridley was only the guy they contacted to shoot it. Ridley Hack has finally been exposed, decades after taking great movie's credits from other real artists

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>>82784490

I just assumed there was some sort of struggle between Shaw and David or perhaps other Engineers that weren't killed in the initial wave and the scene was cut.

Thought the movie was tip top desu. Made Prometheus a way better movie too by rounding off the weird, unsatisfying and open ended story in that movie much better while still leaving some interesting places to go for a third one.

Loved it. Ending was great too.

>>82783700
The truth is nobody gets this movie, but the difference is that men are too proud to admit it, while women are the only ones who admit it.

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>>82783700
I'm pretty sure most women would like the movie just because "omg russell crowe is so handsome"

Pic related would be a much better choice.

>>82783863
It's a film about brotherhood, respect and leadership set on a boat, there is nothing to "get" you moron.

>>82783129
Noice

>>82783129
>I pud da jacket on the kanga and now he hoppin away!
Jesus christ America, every time I saw that trailer on tv I felt my skin crawl in sympathy for your embarrassment. Never watched it but I'm sure it was awful.

Fake cover. Fake movie.

The best bad show of the year

>>82782974

>that couch

No

NO

NOOOOOOOOO

>>82782974
>>82782974
I don't get the couch meme

not even close

yes

other movies don't even come close

>>82782927
Yes

>tfw we never got the original Suicide Squad version that looked like it would have resembled a Batman Nolan movie
FUCKING WB FOR RUINING IT AND FUCKING UP THE MOVIE'S EDITING

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>>82782829

>>82782865
Would drumpf even classify as a psychopath?

>>82782829
I have yet to actually see one. Real psychopaths aren't caricatures; they're absurdly emotionally intelligent which easily allows them to adapt to and manipulate other people into very quickly opening up to and trusting them. Hannibal Lecter in the films just acted like a crazy person who showed very little emotional intelligence.

Psychopaths are easily defined by their inability to feel guiit or remorse, though their emotional intelligence allows them to discern when they should pretend that they are feeling such emotions. Their defining need is to feel a sense of control as how they perceive it (the perception of what constitutes "feeling in control" varies from person to person). Psychopaths who turn to violence do not feel adequate control in their own lives and in turn exact such extremes to feed that hunger. Violence otherwise is absolutely NOT something an intelligent psychopath would ever turn to because there is too much unnecessary risk involved.

Mediocre bait

>>82782674
Those are some godly tits though but you are right. Top 5 of all time film for me

>>82782674
Do you actually get nips with this or is it just hand covered like in pic related?

>>82782253

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>>82782253
ain't legit until i can see it on PB

>>82782461
>rarbg
>not legit
jesus, they are the slowest of them all and they already have it